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02-20-2008, 12:07 PM
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Queen V [as I liked to call her], was a salty old broad. she once told me to @#&* myself until my @#$& bled.


-Wear pants.
You, sir, are the greatest gentlemen.

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02-20-2008, 12:15 PM
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You, sir, are the greatest gentlemen.

From Matane with love,
Yours truly, Kebekoi
I'm not really, but my Mom is. [Family name]

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Queen V [as I liked to call her], was a salty old broad. she once told me to @#&* myself until my @#$& bled.


-Wear pants.
Proper attire for games:




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20. Never give up a 5-goal lead.*



*Rule applies to players only - not enforceable in the state of New York.



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15- When the game is over, always politely shake the hands of the fans who were on your sides and front and back seats and thank them for contributing to the atmosphere and general well being you felt during the game.

*Make sure your hands are clean before.

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02-20-2008, 12:21 PM
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1. Never attend a Tuesday night game. You should always have something better to do on a Tuesday night than attend a silly hockey game. There is college basketball to be a watchin'.

2. If you do choose to attend, always show up in your seat fashionably late. Nothing exciting ever happens the first 7 minutes of a period anyway.

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02-20-2008, 12:24 PM
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1) Keep it away from bright light,

2) Don't get any water on it, and

3) Never, never ever feed it after midnight

Wait a second...

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02-20-2008, 12:28 PM
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16. Helen Mirren is a wonderful actress

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5. Always congratulate the Bruins on their moral victories

this one is awesome

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17. Don't steal the wheelchair seats.

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18. Don't spill your beer on the guy in front of you....on purpose..

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02-20-2008, 12:39 PM
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Proper attire for games:



There's a picture of me somewhere in a French Marquis outfit. My daughter thought me a bit too eager to wear tights.

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02-20-2008, 12:42 PM
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18. Don't spill your beer on the guy in front of you....on purpose..
Why not? If it's a Rbk Edge jersey, the liquid rolls right off

Oh, I get it... waste of beer.

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02-20-2008, 12:43 PM
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Why not? If it's a Rbk Edge jersey, the liquid rolls right off

Oh, I get it... waste of beer.
I was gonna scold you for a second...but you picked it up quick.

The force is strong in this one....

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17. Don't steal the wheelchair seats.

see, that's just crazy

oh, thought you meant no stealing wheelchairs, that's still ok

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18. Refrain from drinking alcoholic beverages for they encourage poor behaviour. Refrain from drinking any kinds of soda for the caffeine and sugar will prove to be a poor combination in promoting gentlemanly acts. Drink Nyquil.

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02-20-2008, 01:03 PM
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27. If a "bad play", "bad call" or "female-looking player touches the puck" is quickly followed by a "good play" from the home team, ie "big hit", "nice pass" or "goal scored", please refrain from cheering for at least 3 second after a boo has ended. If the this rule is not followed, it may annoy and/or confuse some American viewers as they are already concentrating so hard on following the puck.


28. If the ref is to make a bad call, never boo him as it, again, may offend viewers from south of the border. Instead, politely bite your tongue, sit on your hands and hope for a better call next time!


29. Whenever the puck is in the defensive zone of the home team, you should constantly clap your hands (in unison) chanting "Defense".

Ex. *Clap* *clap* De-fense! - *Clap* *clap* De-fense!

This will make our viewers from the US feel more comfortable.


30. Never have fun at a hockey game. Ever.


Note: These rules must be followed at all times to allow our main goal of a major, lucrative TV deal in the US of A come to fruition. Remember, that is all that matters.


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02-20-2008, 01:08 PM
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Proper attire for games:



you are crazy


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27. If a "bad play", "bad call" or "female-looking player touches the puck" is quickly followed by a "good play" from the home team, ie "big hit", "nice pass" or "goal scored", please refrain from cheering for at least 3 second after a boo has ended. If the this rule is not followed, it may annoy and/or confuse some American viewers as they are already concentrating so hard on following the puck.


28. If the ref is to make a bad call, never boo him as it, again, may offend viewers from south of the border. Instead, politely bite you tongue, sit on your hands and hope for a better call next time!


29. Whenever the puck is in the defensive zone of the home team, you should constantly clap your hands (in unison) chanting "Defense".



Ex. *Clap* *clap* De-fense! - *Clap* *clap* De-fense!

This will make our viewers from the US feel more comfortable.


30. Never have fun at a hockey game. Ever.


Note: These rules must be followed at all times to allow our main goal of a major, lucrative TV deal in the US of A come to fruition. Remember, that is all that matters.


lol


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27. If a "bad play", "bad call" or "female-looking player touches the puck" is quickly followed by a "good play" from the home team, ie "big hit", "nice pass" or "goal scored", please refrain from cheering for at least 3 second after a boo has ended. If the this rule is not followed, it may annoy and/or confuse some American viewers as they are already concentrating so hard on following the puck.

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What? Is this a tutorial on how to be a sens fan?
Oh snap. It's funny cuz it's true.

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Are those pigtails supposed to make Briere look more soft and feminine than he is? Because I don't think that's possible.


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1) Keep it away from bright light,

2) Don't get any water on it, and

3) Never, never ever feed it after midnight

Wait a second...

Is that the cautionary warnings when getting a Michel Villeneuve from the pet store?

Cute and cuddly but can turn into a real monster if you don't follow the warnings?

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Wow!!!! Danielle!!!!!

The July 2007 Playmate of the Month!!!!


I heard she was Simon Gagné's biatch now.


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Wow!!!! Danielle!!!!!

The July 2007 Playmate of the Month!!!!


I heard she was Simon Gagné's biatch now.
what is on your avatar?

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For those of us who aren't Quebecois, I would think the following would be an appropriate attire:



Leave your bayonets at home though, the loud bangs would surely make the opponents and their fans alike, a little uneasy.

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Perhaps something along these lines for us ladies?


Maybe we can get them in bleu, blanc et rouge... or would it be considered tacky to wear our team's colors?

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Perhaps something along these lines for us ladies?


Maybe we can get them in bleu, blanc et rouge... or would it be considered tacky to wear our team's colors?
Young lady, what were you doing in my closet ?

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