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03-09-2008, 10:11 AM
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NHL High School - Habs Edition

I took this from NHL Talk. What if the Habs players were all at high school? What type of person would they be?

Assuming Gainey is the principal and Carbo is the teacher..

Smolinski - Teacher's Pet. Not really good in school, but is still favored by the teacher
Price - The kid most people hate because he's spoiled by his parents
Latendresse - The guy that skipped a grade
Brisebois - The kid who switched schools, but came back. Nobody really missed him in the first place
Bouillon - The small kid that nobody dares mess with
Komisarek - The big, strong guy who turns out to be very nice once you get to know him
Koivu - The smart kid who gets in trouble a lot
Halak - The guy everyone tried to get rid of, but is still here
Ryder - The kid with a bright future, but is starting to get in to drugs, putting his future in jeopardy
Kostopoulos - The kid who's funny, but you aren't sure if you should laugh at what he says or not because he might have a mental disability

Any more? Post them here, I hope you can find some that are better than mine

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03-09-2008, 10:13 AM
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Higgins-the guy that cannot score

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Kovalev the cool kid who picks up new girls every weekend

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O'Byrne...The dude that steals stuff at the dollarstore during the lunch hour then brags about it to his friends afterwards

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03-09-2008, 10:16 AM
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Hamrlik : The Guy who's one grade older than everyone but still seems to be cool.

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Sergei Kostitsyn: the exchange student that nobody understands

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03-09-2008, 10:27 AM
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O'Byrne...The dude that steals stuff at the dollarstore during the lunch hour then brags about it to his friends afterwards
And sometimes during extended lunch breaks he goes one town over to the mall to eat McDeals with his boiz and then light up Bluenotes, formerly known as Thrifty's, for novelty clothing shortly before wearing clothes from said store was deemed as selling out.

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03-09-2008, 10:33 AM
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O'Byrne...The dude that steals stuff at the dollarstore during the lunch hour then brags about it to his friends afterwards
lol...I was going to write something to that effect.

-Kostopolous is the one friend we all once had that was able to burp the entire alphabet

-Lapierre is the friend we had that knew every possible insult in the book to use against somebody but would run away or start crying whenever someone would start pushing him around

-Sergei Kosty is the one friend we had that still was obsessed with trading Pokemon cards

-Markov is the guy that provided the hard alcohol to all the house parties we went to when he were minors

-Begin is the one friend we had that would somehow always get freak injuries by either snowboarding/skateboarding/playing sports. The same friend that would always be wearing a cast, using crutches or wearing knee braces.

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Tomas Plekanec : The kid that wears a bow tie for the school pic.
Mikhail Grabovski : The kid who skips the afternoon class because he went back home crying after the other kids made fun of him in the school yard.

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Sergei Kostitsyn: the exchange student that nobody understands
I would have associated that with Markov... I'd call Sergei the poor kid who, as a Grade 12, still gets told to go back to the Grade 9 wing.

Brisebois: the class clown who fails most of his classes but still has friends b/c he constantly interrupts his classes with jokes, intentionally stupid questions, etc.

Latendresse: the kid whose buddies make bets on how much cafeteria food he can eat

Price: the shy underclassman who has no idea half the girls are crazy about him

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03-09-2008, 11:35 AM
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This is a real story here.

One of my good friend had someone who went to CÉGEP and was in the same class as Latendresse. He said Tender was ALWAYS late for class and the best part of it was he was coming to class in "PENTOUFLES" ! hahaha He said he had the attitude of : " I know i'm gonna play in the NHL so I don't care about school".

Kovalev: The guy who had easy access to all the Vodka in the world, would provide dirt cheap Vodka to his friends. Also, the first guy to have a car at high school.


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03-09-2008, 12:30 PM
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Kovalev the cool kid who picks up new girls every weekend
damn it i was gona say something like that but u got it first.

Guillaume Latendresse - Big strong kid but never stands out for his friends when they get bullied.


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Muller would be that one cool teacher- everyone wants to take his class, and the girls all have a crush on him.

Jarvis would be the chemistry teacher who wears a bow tie.

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Carbo would be the funny teacher who laugh in the face of security guards

Saku would be the guy that never quitted high school. He's 28

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Latendresse- The kid who always asked to be excused 5 minutes early so he could be first in line at the cafeteria.

Latendresse- The kid who only got on the high school hockey team because his dad was assistant coach.

Latendresse- The kid who listened to my chemical romance and hawthrone heights on a regular basis, and was really in tune with his inner feelings and emotions.

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03-09-2008, 04:57 PM
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Josh Gorges - The kid who works really hard to get respectable grades to make something of himself, but isn't really liked, unless he's giving answers to other people.

Mathieu Dandenault - The guy who has graduated, but still hangs around the school trying to be cool and pick up chicks.

Mikhail Grabovski - The foreign exchange student that no one understands and he doesn't understand anyone, just smiles like an idiot.

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This is a real story here.

One of my good friend had someone who went to CÉGEP and was in the same class as Latendresse. He said Tender was ALWAYS late for class and the best part of it was he was coming to class in "PENTOUFLES" ! hahaha He said he had the attitude of : " I know i'm gonna play in the NHL so I don't care about school".

Kovalev: The guy who had easy access to all the Vodka in the world, would provide dirt cheap Vodka to his friends. Also, the first guy to have a car at high school.
Make it a motorcycle... way more cooler.

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This is a real story here.

One of my good friend had someone who went to CÉGEP and was in the same class as Latendresse. He said Tender was ALWAYS late for class and the best part of it was he was coming to class in "PENTOUFLES" ! hahaha He said he had the attitude of : " I know i'm gonna play in the NHL so I don't care about school".
Didn't know he had time to go to cegep.. Good for him.

Samsonov would be the kid that got kicked out because he lost it when he realized nobody like him. He's now in the 'cool' gang in his new school.

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Josh Gorges - The kid who works really hard to get respectable grades to make something of himself, but isn't really liked, unless he's giving answers to other people.

Mathieu Dandenault - The guy who has graduated, but still hangs around the school trying to be cool and pick up chicks.

Mikhail Grabovski - The foreign exchange student that no one understands and he doesn't understand anyone, just smiles like an idiot.
Love it- I can totally see that

O'Byrne: the lanky, doofy kid who can't walk across a room without tripping over his own feet in Grade 9, but turns into the school jock by Grade 12.

Samsonov: the kid who dresses weird, watches only sci-fi movies, and is the president of the computer and chess clubs, yet can't pass any of his classes and doesn't understand why he has no friends.

Lapierre: the guy who acts like a little **** because all the girls think he's hot- and he knows it.

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Andrei Markov - the guy you see everyday yet you wonder who the hell he is when he's standing next to you on graduation day


Trevor Timmins - The Phys Ed teacher who still calls his star athletes 10 years after they graduate

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Isnt the idea to start senteces with "Most likely to..."

Anyways...

Most likely to succeed at nothing. Smolinski.

Most likely to become a ganster. Plekanec.

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Koivu: the student who failed French class

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Theodore, Ribiero and Dagenais were those people you never saw at recess because they were always out smoking or hanging out in town together and who got bad grades, and eventually all got expelled for doing something stupid.

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Koivu: the student who failed French class
LOL nice

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Isnt the idea to start senteces with "Most likely to..."

Anyways...

Most likely to succeed at nothing. Smolinski.

Most likely to become a ganster. Plekanec.
Most likely to be confused with the son of God. Carey Price.

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