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03-10-2008, 04:56 PM
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LOL some are really great

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I took this from NHL Talk. What if the Habs players were all at high school? What type of person would they be?

Assuming Gainey is the principal and Carbo is the teacher..

Smolinski - Teacher's Pet. Not really good in school, but is still favored by the teacher
Price - The kid most people hate because he's spoiled by his parents
Latendresse - The guy that skipped a grade
Brisebois - The kid who switched schools, but came back. Nobody really missed him in the first place
Bouillon - The small kid that nobody dares mess with
Komisarek - The big, strong guy who turns out to be very nice once you get to know him
Koivu - The smart kid who gets in trouble a lot
Halak - The guy everyone tried to get rid of, but is still here
Ryder - The kid with a bright future, but is starting to get in to drugs, putting his future in jeopardy
Kostopoulos - The kid who's funny, but you aren't sure if you should laugh at what he says or not because he might have a mental disability

Any more? Post them here, I hope you can find some that are better than mine
Man, that's very good.

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03-10-2008, 06:29 PM
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Roman Hamrlik - The senior who takes the freshman under his wing and shows them how to be cool in school...

Andrei Kost - the kid who always had tons of potential, but something was missing in elementary school... then he gets to high school and everything clicks... good grades, gets girls, awesome at sports.... and you knew it was worth the wait

Sergei - andrei's younger brother, often overlooked by most, until one day they realize he is just as good and possibly better than andrei.

Trevor Timmins - the kid who used to pick teams for gym class... but the other kids won't let him be gym class captain anymore cause the teams he picks are always too good.


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03-10-2008, 06:31 PM
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Ribeiro: The gay guy.

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03-10-2008, 06:33 PM
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Ribeiro: The gay guy.
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03-10-2008, 08:17 PM
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Carbo would be the funny teacher who laugh in the face of security guards

Saku would be the guy that never quitted high school. He's 28
LOL!!

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03-10-2008, 08:20 PM
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And sometimes during extended lunch breaks he goes one town over to the mall to eat McDeals with his boiz and then light up Bluenotes, formerly known as Thrifty's, for novelty clothing shortly before wearing clothes from said store was deemed as selling out.
I understand yo' lingo.

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03-10-2008, 09:08 PM
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Trust me or not, Ribeiro used to skip school to smoke and drink when he was in high school, he played in the same hockey team as my friend's brother...

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03-10-2008, 09:13 PM
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Gorges - The guy who tries to stand up for his friends but get his ass kicked the moment after.

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Trust me or not, Ribeiro used to skip school to smoke and drink when he was in high school, he played in the same hockey team as my friend's brother...
Who doesn't...

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03-10-2008, 09:41 PM
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Brisebois-- former student still hanging around trying to relive glory days, most people want him to leave, cause he's really creepy and some of the younger students are picking up his bad habits, but the teacher is his old best friend from when they both went to school.

Streit-- The kid who does everything the teachers want. Starts out wanting to be an engineer, then they say he might be good at biology. Everyone can see that's where his real talent lies but the teacher's still push him to be an engineer. He thinks about doing a double major, ends up doing an arts degree, hopefully he doesn't transfer schools because if it hadn't been for his teachers he would have been a dropout and end up homeless.

Kovalev--Moody transfer student who ends up being mentor to younger transfer students. Smarter than the average student and needs to be challenged to live up to potential.

Halak--The kid who would have been the star in any other class, has just as much if not more talent than most kids except for this one kid that everybody, including other schools, likes.

S. Kost-- most likely to go postal

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03-11-2008, 05:20 PM
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Theodore is the chick that used to be really hot but then started to lose her hair and now she tries to seek comfort by letting everything go between her legs.

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03-11-2008, 05:22 PM
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Samsonov, they guy who always finishes his exam first, but always gets the worst grade.

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03-17-2008, 10:11 AM
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Perezhogin: The Foreign exchange student who was really brilliant but then went back home.
Grabovski: The Foreign exchange student who was really brilliant but then went back home.

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03-17-2008, 10:16 AM
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Higgins-the guy that cannot score


-Lapierre is the friend we had that knew every possible insult in the book to use against somebody but would run away or start crying whenever someone would start pushing him around


So true! I knew somebody like that.

This is officialy the greatest thread ever.

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Carbo would be the funny teacher who laugh in the face of security guards

Saku would be the guy that never quitted high school. He's 28
Those were brilliant. I pretty much spilled my cola at the Carbo thing.

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Brisebois: the class clown who fails most of his classes but still has friends b/c he constantly interrupts his classes with jokes, intentionally stupid questions, etc.
And Breezer is exactly like that in real life! He's the ultimate joker.


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03-17-2008, 11:56 AM
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Most likely to be confused with the son of God. Carey Price.


But HE IS?

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03-17-2008, 12:05 PM
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Patrice Brisebois: The Kid with the Suped-Up Honda Civic

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Komi : the football team captain and quarterback

Theo : the pretty boy who once got good grades because the female teachers loved him until they learned he was doped up and got expelled.

AndreiK : the only kid in class you always get who has male-pattern baldness, but still scores because he knows how to use his stick and work the holes.

Markov : the really ugly guy who, for some unknown reason (chicks dig brilliant guys), is very popular.

Price : The school's most popular guy, with both sexes, best grades, class president... and the one student that everybody answers : Most likely to become a Messiah.

Ryder : the guy who everybody thought would flunk but somehow graduates every year.

Streit : the guy who was homeschooled until his parents went to prison for the same, and ended-up starting high school at 20...

Dandenault : the goth guy everybody laughs at.


Pedneault : the hall monitor everybody hates and who also loves to doodle graffitis.

Houde : The hall monitor who just can't shut up.

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Kovalev: The guy who had easy access to all the Vodka in the world, would provide dirt cheap Vodka to his friends. Also, the first guy to have a car at high school.
Kovy: The guy to drive the Trans Am with a mullet, also known as the coolest guy (at least back in the day...). His hair isn't far off these days - long, feathered, and lethal!

Sergei K: Lives with the "Oh, you're Andrei's little brother!" reputation and is working hard to get out of his brother's shadow;

Begin: Scrappy, slightly crazy kid who is very loyal to his friends

Lapierre: Mouthy kid who turtles (new term for this should be "Pulling a Ribeiro")

Komisarek: Big kid that nwbies are afraid of, but learn that he is actually a big teddy bear as long as they don't mess with his friends.

Plekanec: The ladies man - the one who has mastered the art of seduction!

Muller: The hot teacher.

Carbonneau: The teacher everyone respects and fears.

Gainey: The Dumbledore figure - he doesn't yell, and that is worse.

Rollie Melanson : The one everyone loves but don't really respect; he's too much "one of the guys".

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Gainey: The principal that calls you into his office after you've done something bad and just stares at you, in silence, like a gargoyle. After 10 minutes, he never raises his voice or pulls out the strap, but makes your chest sore needing only say 5 words. "I am disappointed in you."

Carbonneau: The teacher that tries to get away with things that cross the line (like field trips to the local brewery or using photocopied pages of Playboy as a "Naming parts of the Human Anatomy" test) and just can never seem to understand why it's inappropriate.

Koivu: The former star soccer player that, after a bad knee injury, just never reached his potential. He battled through other injuries, ailments and scrutiny from the school paper but just keeps fighting. The feel good story. Although he's lost a step in his senior year and is forced to stick out his foot when a younger, faster player is about to get by him.

Higgins: Nicest guy you ever met but seems to be missing something when it comes to academic success. You can't put your finger on it. You get him as a lab partner and he works hard, seems to know what he's doing but always ends up accidentally blowing up your project.

Streit: A loner. That guy that always seems to give the wrong answer when raising his hand yet somehow ends up with one of the highest marks in the class.

Smolinski: That slightly older student teacher that tries to hang out with his students after class. Kind of cool but kind of creepy.

Muller: Cool, good looking teacher all the guys wish they were. Always seen sneaking out of the copy room with a different female employee, with his tie undone and fly open.

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03-19-2008, 08:57 AM
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Higgins: Nicest guy you ever met but seems to be missing something when it comes to academic success. You can't put your finger on it. You get him as a lab partner and he works hard, seems to know what he's doing but always ends up accidentally blowing up your project.
Good one

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Resurrection?

Mats Sundin: The guy who applied to many schools and received many acceptance letters, and is now taking the time to think over his decision. it is possible he decides to drop out and open a sushi restuarant

Georges Laraque: The new guy who's coming to school next year and everyone is sh*tting themselves in fear...and it's only July

Mikhail Grabovski: The guy who had a rough year last year, but you thought might be able to turn it around the following year...until he switched schools

Alex Tanguay: The other new guy who's coming to school next year but you forgot about him because you're deathly afraid of Georges Laraque

Richard Zednik: The guy who started out with good grades, popularity, and a girlfriend, but everything went downhill. After he switched schools, he became gang-affiliated until a life threatening injury caused him to re-think where he was going in life.

Jose Theodore: The guy that switched out of your school a while ago, and all of a sudden, he's switched to a closer school

Cristobal Huet: The guy that was awarded a scholarship at a school in Chicago that many feel is undeserving

Jeff Finger: The guy who applied for a scholarship as a joke and got it, now everyone's laughing at the school that gave it to him

Craig Rivet: The guy you'll be seeing a lot more of

Michael Ryder: The guy who switched schools, and that school's administration is now bragging because he now has better classmates and teachers so he can progress better

Patrice Brisebois: The guy who's poking and prodding the administration to let him back in for 1 more year; "Come on, do it for old time's sake!"

Mathieu Dandenault: The guy who everyone thinks will be expelled in the near future. Nice guy, but he's a moron.

Marian Hossa: The guy who left the "Acceptance Confirmation" letter for Montreal on his desk as he mailed his Detroit one

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Brisebois; The older guy who remember his first year as being the best year in his life. Now he realy want to reproduce that with the youngsters, but every times he organize an activity for the class nobody shows up

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Brisebois; The older guy who remember his first year as being the best year in his life. Now he realy want to reproduce that with the youngsters, but every times he organize an activity for the class nobody shows up


Patrice Brisebois= Matthew McConaughey in "Dazed and Confused"?

Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age

Wooderson: Man, it's the same ******** they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.

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