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06-15-2017, 09:30 AM
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This We Were Promised Jetpacks sounds like a decent band.

Ah, off day and it's 70 degrees. I'll listen to some of this today, drink some artisan sodas I bought and make homemade iced tea and pizza. Then we'll see who's calling who a hipster.
Nah... I currently have a mustache. Got ya beat.

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06-15-2017, 09:34 AM
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Nah... I currently have a mustache. Got ya beat.
Damn you, Henchman!

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Got a mustache and a long, square, white/grey goatee.

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06-15-2017, 11:42 AM
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I pushed making the pizza sauce really late and now I realized it's going to take like an hour at least to simmer it. I'll never eat again.

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I pushed making the pizza sauce really late and now I realized it's going to take like an hour at least to simmer it. I'll never eat again.
Just use ketchup.

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06-15-2017, 12:58 PM
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This We Were Promised Jetpacks sounds like a decent band.

Ah, off day and it's 70 degrees. I'll listen to some of this today, drink some artisan sodas I bought and make homemade iced tea and pizza. Then we'll see who's calling who a hipster.

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Sakic has a special machine he uses to lose weight.


a snowblower
If you lose a leg to diabetes, is it considered weight loss?

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I don't joke about diabetes. Hits too close to home.

But I do joke about snowblowers.


My ex wanted to lose 30 pounds of ugly fat.
I told her to cut her head off.

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06-17-2017, 02:03 PM
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I don't joke about diabetes. Hits too close to home.

But I do joke about snowblowers.


My ex wanted to lose 30 pounds of ugly fat.
I told her to cut her head off.
Well now I can't change the joke either because I'm afraid other ways of losing limbs might hit too close to home for others.

And there were more than one way I managed to change the joke.

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I don't joke about diabetes. Hits too close to home.

But I do joke about snowblowers.


My ex wanted to lose 30 pounds of ugly fat.
I told her to cut her head off.
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Well now I can't change the joke either because I'm afraid other ways of losing limbs might hit too close to home for others.

And there were more than one way I managed to change the joke.
It's like an episode of Bates Motel around here

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Did you combine them in a drink or throughout the night? Because if you put them in the same drink... whyyyyy?

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Did you combine them in a drink or throughout the night? Because if you put them in the same drink... whyyyyy?
In the same drink, multiple times throughout the night because the birthday boy kept mixing them for some dumb reason.

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06-19-2017, 02:05 AM
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I feel like Brad Stuart chasing down McDavid on a breakaway.

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Do not combine whiskey and rum, kids.

Underage drinkers

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Who the heck spoils whiskey with rum? Smh

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06-19-2017, 09:45 AM
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mixing whiskey with rum is a scholarly practice, folks.

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The best "mixology" I've seen is crappy vodka (brännvin, viina) mixed with crappy beer. Aw, god. Why are there people who "pick their poison" based on ABV? Why do they exist?

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I'll never forget in high school, my friend had a big New Years party since his parents were gone. As high schoolers all we did was drink ****** flavored vodka, well my friend and I had the brilliant idea of mixing green apple vodka and raspberry vodka into one shot to make it taste better. Yeah doesn't work like that.

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I love Bubba.


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