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04-10-2008, 12:41 PM
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I'll see what I can do...I'm starting to work in less than two weeks so if I see that we're still in, and I don't look like ****, I'll keep mine...

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04-10-2008, 12:48 PM
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sorry, but sex WITH a playoff beard>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>playoff beard!!
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Unfortunately it won't happen to me

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Just give her a speech about how she needs to love you for who you are and not how you look, and that for how much you do for her (and do to her), you deserve just a little for yourself. Bring up how keeping the beard won't cost you a dime.

If she doesn't buy into it, lay into her thick about how you don't yap at her about losing weight or wearing too much makeup so she needs to shut up and take it. If that doesn't work, CHOKE A *****.


(choking *****es for playoff beards. commitment)
Well yeah as i said she let me having a 1 week beard. The only problem is that if i let it grow for the duration of the playoffs i'd probably look like this :



My beard grows too fast. I already have a full beard a week and half after shaving so i can only imagine what it would look like after 2 months

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04-10-2008, 12:55 PM
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Dont mind the beard...I got the jack black look going on


But I should really shave the neck

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04-10-2008, 01:00 PM
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So are we going to see pictures of these playoff bears?
I for one can't grow one, since I'm a girl and all and if I could...eek.

My girlfriend can't either, although I did laugh at her last night when she said she was going to grow her playoff beard.

I looked at her weirdly as she scratched her cheeks and then we both laughed.

Ah good times.

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04-10-2008, 01:08 PM
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So are we going to see pictures of these playoff bears?
I for one can't grow one, since I'm a girl and all and if I could...eek.

My girlfriend can't either, although I did laugh at her last night when she said she was going to grow her playoff beard.

I looked at her weirdly as she scratched her cheeks and then we both laughed.

Ah good times.
You won't be laughing when she actually does grow a beard.

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04-10-2008, 01:10 PM
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You can have a beard and look good too!
yeah iu know, and i think its time for a facial hair style change for me. i have been sporting the chin strap since 2001 lol

ill let it go, but i might have to trim it to keep it tidy we'll see what happens

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04-10-2008, 01:23 PM
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Not sure.

The interview is for a trendy dance bar in Windsor.

I'm guessing no, but like I said, I won't shave the facial hair.
It doesn't sound likely. From my experience neards are frowned upon at trendy places.

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04-10-2008, 01:26 PM
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You can have a beard and look good too!
no. definitely not.

Beards do NOT make you look good.

Unless you have a Karl Marx beard, then that's a different story.

That's bad ass.

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04-10-2008, 01:34 PM
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no. definitely not.

Beards do NOT make you look good.

Unless you have a Karl Marx beard, then that's a different story.

That's bad ass.
I disagree

I look better with a light beard than with no beard. A bit like this but maybe slightly lighter :



Trust me , most chicks dig that bad and dirty boy look

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04-10-2008, 01:44 PM
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I disagree

I look better with a light beard than with no beard. A bit like this but maybe slightly lighter :



Trust me , most chicks dig that bad and dirty boy look
Yeah, the bad dirty girls who will sleep with your brother when your out of town on business.

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04-10-2008, 02:15 PM
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Come on guys!

First I'd like to congradulate the reals!!

For the others, think about it, ''La ville est Hockey!'', whether you work in a restaurant, at a lawyer place or you have a girlfriend, they are no excuses!

Restaurant: you'll never get as much tip in a night: clients will be on your side when you'll tell them its a Habs playoff beard.

Lawyers: Your co-workers and people at the court will find it funny and you'll never get as much attention, everybody will want to talk to you.

Girlfriend: If you're girlfriend tells you when to shave, you're in deep trouble, not only she is the one wearing the pants in the couple, but she has total control over you: that's not good, when she'll find someone with more guts then you, you're out!!!

PS: if you can't stand having a beard because it itches or it doesn't look good on you, remember what the TEAM, THE HABS, will go throught in the next two months: PAIN, SUFFERING, AND BLACK EYES LIKE KOSTOPOULOS, they may want to sleep or go in vacation on a beach, but they are here playing to get us a cup, no matter what they look like.

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04-10-2008, 02:18 PM
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You won't be laughing when she actually does grow a beard.
No I totally wouldn't be laughing.
In fact I think I'd turn and run away hahahahaha.

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04-10-2008, 02:19 PM
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Man I'd love to get the beard going on but I can only grow facial hair over my lip and under my chin... it's sporadic everywhere else and it makes me look like an idiot.

And no.. I'm not 16.. I turn 22 this June!

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04-10-2008, 02:33 PM
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You won't be laughing when she actually does grow a beard.
depends where she grows it!

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Man I'd love to get the beard going on but I can only grow facial hair over my lip and under my chin... it's sporadic everywhere else and it makes me look like an idiot.

And no.. I'm not 16.. I turn 22 this June!
so what? do what you can!

it's the same for me!!!!

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04-10-2008, 02:54 PM
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Habs > Sex.

Sex can be had any day, any time. Habs are only on at scheduled times.

I am ****ing hardcore.
No pun intended.

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04-10-2008, 03:33 PM
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Playoff Sanchez.

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depends where she grows it!
I still think I'd scream and run hahahahahaha

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04-10-2008, 03:43 PM
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i'm in
Lol!!!!!!!! Your name says it all!!!

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Yeah I didn't shave for almost a week now, i'm wondering how it will be in 2 months.

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My girlfriend won't let me . She likes a 1 week beard since she think that i'm cuter and look more like a bad boy with it but that's all she can endure.

I don't think she would like the idea of me not shaving for 2 months
Wow, you're *****wipped my friend... not nice at all! Grow some balls and if she's not happy too bad.

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Habs > Sex.

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Habs > Sex for real.. we would always wait after the game for our daily sex0rz.. never during!

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Come on guys!

First I'd like to congradulate the reals!!

Girlfriend: If you're girlfriend tells you when to shave, you're in deep trouble, not only she is the one wearing the pants in the couple, but she has total control over you: that's not good, when she'll find someone with more guts then you, you're out!!!
Well said my friend!

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The Official *Post Playoff BEARDS/MOHAWKS* Thread -- OH AND DO IT NOW!

I've been growing my playoff beard, but now its getting really long and i was wondering if i'm aloud to trim it? I'm a business owner and need to look a professional, and because i'm brown my beard grows too damn fast. lol

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I thought "Bear Trimming" was gonna be a play on words. Since you own the business, you make the call.

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