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I'm off to have a curse placed on the Flyers. Wish me luck!

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04-29-2008, 06:34 PM
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I'm off to have a curse placed on the Flyers. Wish me luck!

Freaky old lady down the street says she'll place a curse on Philly for me. Here goes nothing.

I'll ask her to remove any curse that was perhaps placed on Price as well. Eh, what do we have to lose? Freaky old ladies rule.

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04-29-2008, 06:41 PM
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Freaky old lady down the street says she'll place a curse on Philly for me. Here goes nothing.

I'll ask her to remove any curse that was perhaps placed on Price as well. Eh, what do we have to lose? Freaky old ladies rule.
Pretty funny if it's true, but why curse the whole team? I think you should ask her to curse Biron - the rest of the team is playing like **** anyway...might as well concentrate the curse!

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I'll get a couple Buddhist monks to light themselves on fire.

It won't do anything but it would be cool to see.

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I agree! Place a healing shroud around Price and hex the phuck out of Biron!

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Yeah and another old freak lady was supposed to remove a curse over Samsonov. It didn't work out.

Old freak ladies are useless unless they can hold a stick and score goals.

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Yeah and another old freak lady was supposed to remove a curse over Samsonov. It didn't work out.

Old freak ladies are useless unless they can hold a stick and score goals.
that remind me, I still have my Samsonov curse, I'm 2-0 with it

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Thank God for freaky old ladies.

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the more FREAKY OLD LADIES the better. we need all the help we can get......

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We already have the refs, we don't need no curses!

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Freaky old lady down the street says she'll place a curse on Philly for me. Here goes nothing.

I'll ask her to remove any curse that was perhaps placed on Price as well. Eh, what do we have to lose? Freaky old ladies rule.
make it a good one

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Throw a cursed plastic beer bottle at 'em


No wait, I just remembered that there was a haunted rubber ducky that was sold a couple years ago...someone send one to Biron.

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Freaky old lady down the street says she'll place a curse on Philly for me. Here goes nothing.

I'll ask her to remove any curse that was perhaps placed on Price as well. Eh, what do we have to lose? Freaky old ladies rule.
What's a Philly curse going for these days?

Does she throw in the "removal" or is that extra?

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How many Freaky Old Ladies does it take to screw in a light bulb?!? And how many of them could fit into a '85 Honda Civic at once?!?

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How many Freaky Old Ladies does it take to screw in a light bulb?!? And how many of them could fit into a '85 Honda Civic at once?!?
a) 0 - Freaky old ladies don't change light bulbs.

b) 1 - Freaky old ladies don't like other freaky old ladies.


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Biron's post are magically enhanced, you should find a way to break the spell.

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I'll get a couple Buddhist monks to light themselves on fire.

It won't do anything but it would be cool to see.

LOL

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Freaky old lady down the street says she'll place a curse on Philly for me. Here goes nothing.

I'll ask her to remove any curse that was perhaps placed on Price as well. Eh, what do we have to lose? Freaky old ladies rule.
Be sure she lives with a dozen cats or more or that she has a shopping cart full of her stuff.

Those are the best ones.


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Freaky old lady FTW!

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Done! If it works I expect to be reimbursed the 38$ I spent on her "services". {No, she wasn't a prostitute}

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Did she do wierd stuff?

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Did she do wierd stuff?
Pics
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Did she do wierd stuff?
You ever see the movie Kingpin and what Roy Munson had to do because he couldn't pay the rent on time?

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