I just wanted to apologise because I have to take full responsability for the loses we have had against the flyers... After the first game, (a victory) I am starting to get it on with my girlfriend and as we are in the heat of the action, she tells me I reminded her of her ex-husband because I was kissing her with my playoff beard - I can't grow a beard for the life of me - and her ex was a very hairy dude. She did not like me having a beard and I did not like she was thinking about him while we were getting busy so I stood up and went shave before finishing what we had started... As soon as I finished shaving a feeling of guilt came upon me and I knew we were doomed... Result: we have been outplaying them but lost the last three games.
But really, what could I have done? Do my gf while she is thinking about her ex or shave? I know now I should have just not kissed her and kept my "beard" (or the few hairs on my face).
Sorry guys I will know better next year.
I've heard of this before. It is serious.
You have to grow back the beard and make out with the ex-boyfriend to cancel it out now.