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05-01-2008, 02:29 AM
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The Pretzel

Is it time to bring it out?

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... I was thinking polonium-210...... but the holy pretzel might do it.


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pretzel, tie, what else?

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05-01-2008, 08:26 AM
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I'm holding it right now. Maybe I should carry it around ? If I bring it with me today, I could forget it was there and crush it. If I leave it out on my desk, Lenny The WQonder Beagle could eat it and AD would get mad if we made him retrieve it afterwards [again].

Maybe if I have it around my neck on Saturday. Either that or get Streit to pass to Kovalev on the right boards on the pp, either one could help.

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Carbo should wear the Magic tie and attach a pretzel to it. Now you dip ther Pretzel-Tie in poutine sauce for good measure

Then he should go, wearing the poutine sauce-pretzel-Tie, to St-Anne Cathedral like Jacques Demers used to do.

Hey... if it works...

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I'm holding it right now. Maybe I should carry it around ? If I bring it with me today, I could forget it was there and crush it. If I leave it out on my desk, Lenny The WQonder Beagle could eat it and AD would get mad if we made him retrieve it afterwards [again].

Maybe if I have it around my neck on Saturday. Either that or get Streit to pass to Kovalev on the right boards on the pp, either one could help.
Enough with the pretzel. Why don't you take that pretzel and *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*


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05-01-2008, 10:54 AM
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It's time for mcphee to either eat or wear the pretzel as a talisman of good luck.

His call.

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The Pretzel will see us through!

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I think the Pretzel should be used as a weapon against Biron.

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The Pretzel is a jinx.... You guys have been worshipping the pretzel since 2004 and we have never gotten past the second round.... eat the pretzel today... so that by tomorrow it will go through your system and right down the toilet.

Believe in Poutine... its the key.

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The Pretzel is a jinx.... You guys have been worshipping the pretzel since 2004 and we have never gotten past the second round.... eat the pretzel today... so that by tomorrow it will go through your system and right down the toilet.

Believe in Poutine... its the key.


I think someone may have spiked your Poutine gravy with LSD.

The Pretzel makes you larger
And Poutine makes you small,
And the shovel that Gros Bill gives you
Doesn't do anything at all.
Go ask mcphee
When he's ten feet tall.

And if you go chasing the Flyers
And you know you're going to fall,
Tell 'em a hookah smoking Blind Gardien
Has given you the call.
Call mcphee
When he was just small.

When the men on the Habs board
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just banned some Bruin trolls,
And your mind is moving low.
Go ask mcphee
I think he'll know.

When goal scoring and the Power Play,
have fallen softly dead
And AymanD is talking backwards,
And Artie's off his head!
Remember what habfan4 said:
"Don't eat Poutine. Have a pretzel instead."

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05-01-2008, 01:41 PM
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I think someone may have spiked your Poutine gravy with LSD.

The Pretzel makes you larger
And Poutine makes you small,
And the shovel that Gros Bill gives you
Doesn't do anything at all.
Go ask mcphee
When he's ten feet tall.

And if you go chasing the Flyers
And you know you're going to fall,
Tell 'em a hookah smoking Blind Gardien
Has given you the call.
Call mcphee
When he was just small.

When the men on the Habs board
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just banned some Bruin trolls,
And your mind is moving low.
Go ask mcphee
I think he'll know.

When goal scoring and the Power Play,
have fallen softly dead
And AymanD is talking backwards,
And Artie's off his head!
Remember what habfan4 said:
"Don't eat Poutine. Have a pretzel instead."
Brilliant , but you're missing the chorus.
Don't you need a pretzel to lick
Shouldn't you have a pretzel to love

or something like that.

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If I had the time I'd write a great Poutine song.... but there are too many Flyers trolls here.

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If I had the time I'd write a great Poutine song.... but there are too many Flyers trolls here.

Enwoye, enwoye, la pout-pout-pout
Enwoye, enwoye, la tite poutine

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I'm holding it right now. Maybe I should carry it around ? If I bring it with me today, I could forget it was there and crush it. If I leave it out on my desk, Lenny The WQonder Beagle could eat it and AD would get mad if we made him retrieve it afterwards [again].

Maybe if I have it around my neck on Saturday. Either that or get Streit to pass to Kovalev on the right boards on the pp, either one could help.
You should have that pretzel coated with a special clear coat to preserve it and have it in a glass case as well to have it on display!

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05-02-2008, 07:48 AM
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Pretzel! Pretzel! Pretzel! Poutine had its chance, and twice it's brought the Habs to the edge of the abyss in these playoffs. I'm declaring that Poutine is a false Idol working against our beloved Habs. Talent and determination alone got the Habs past the Bruins' Poutinique Conspiracy, but these Flyers' Poutinistas appear to be the true poutine masters.

All hail the Holy Pretzel!

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Can we get a Habs logo photoshopped onto this, or is it too disturbing?


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IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!

Philadelphia has their own pretzel on public display! Perhaps the source of their power?! What should be done?



http://www.manayunkcouncil.org/Pretzel/

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Can we get a Habs logo photoshopped onto this, or is it too disturbing?

Wow... what a nice candle holder that would make!!

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I think someone may have spiked your Poutine gravy with LSD.

The Pretzel makes you larger
And Poutine makes you small,
And the shovel that Gros Bill gives you
Doesn't do anything at all.
Go ask mcphee
When he's ten feet tall.

And if you go chasing the Flyers
And you know you're going to fall,
Tell 'em a hookah smoking Blind Gardien
Has given you the call.
Call mcphee
When he was just small.

When the men on the Habs board
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just banned some Bruin trolls,
And your mind is moving low.
Go ask mcphee
I think he'll know.

When goal scoring and the Power Play,
have fallen softly dead
And AymanD is talking backwards,
And Artie's off his head!
Remember what habfan4 said:
"Don't eat Poutine. Have a pretzel instead."
Where you inspired by the inventor [don't have his name] of LSD passing away the other day ? He was 102. Makes you think ehh, or it would if I could concentrate.

Bill Lee quoted Timothy Leary the other day so it appears to be an all acid all the time week. Not that I ever partook. The spaced out kids in school scared the bejeebers out of me.

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05-02-2008, 08:42 AM
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2 mins for hookahing so good, hf4.

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2 mins for hookahing so good, hf4.
Great, you have me picturing The Rocket rummaging the cupboard for Doritos.

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Heathens the lot of you...

Going back to the pretzel for another 2nd round exit.



And mcphee.. you should be the one shepparding the hoards to the poer of poutine. Now leading them into the abyss of the salty crusty pretzel.


IT IS NOT TOO LATE.

ADMIT YOUR SINS.


COME BACK TO POUTINE!!!



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Where you inspired by the inventor [don't have his name] of LSD passing away the other day ? He was 102. Makes you think ehh, or it would if I could concentrate.

Bill Lee quoted Timothy Leary the other day so it appears to be an all acid all the time week. Not that I ever partook. The spaced out kids in school scared the bejeebers out of me.
I did read that Albert Hoffman had passed away but I'm not sure if he was the inspiration. It was probably a flash back or my smart ass gene kicking in.

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Heathens the lot of you...

Going back to the pretzel for another 2nd round exit.



And mcphee.. you should be the one shepparding the hoards to the poer of poutine. Now leading them into the abyss of the salty crusty pretzel.


IT IS NOT TOO LATE.

ADMIT YOUR SINS.


COME BACK TO POUTINE!!!


We need to define ourselves here. HF4 leads the pretzel crusade, the pretzel that you would buy off a street vedor, or in a ball park. You may dip it in a bit of mustard. [hf would probably opt for a fancy mustard of course]

I'm a Poutine pionneer, a designated consultant. I've introduced 4 Poutiners to Clover for criminy sake.

The Pretzel in question is the Sacred one that appeared one Decmber long ago, amidst a losing streak, turned tasteless, broke, but still resides in my desk drawer.

When luck is needed and all else fails, we turn to it for one last streak. I fear it's powers have eroded and that Bill may nuke Glengarry County if it is ever mentionned again. So, maybe I'll eat it. I'm only 10k from GlenGarry Memorial.

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