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05-05-2008, 09:38 PM
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Are there any rules I have to follow in being a Habs fan?

Now that I have joined the fans of les Canadiens du Montreal,

are there any rules/commandments of being a Montreal fan you have to follow?

Like, "Never cheer for the Leafs regardless of who they are playing?"

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being bipolar...

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What was your old fav team?

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Take your **** out and flap it around when they score.

But don't do it at the Bell Centre...I can't go back anymore

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What was your old fav team?
I used to be a Sabres fan.

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Drink, party, and DON'T RIOT

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Don't riot.

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You've made a very wise decision.

Habs fans are very good at making small things huge and then freaking about them. It's a talent you'll acquire in time

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Aw, you beat me to it.

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Learn to immensely dislike the Bruins,Leafs and the Senators.


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I used to be a Sabres fan.
Why'd you abandon them?

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Why'd you abandon them?
Four words:

Darcy Regier's talent purge.

In other words, kind of like what Bill Wirtz did to drive away Blackhawk fans in the 1990s.

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Learn to dislike the Bruins,Leafs and the Senators.
Yeah, this is extremely important.

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Learn to dislike the Bruins,Leafs and the Senators.
If he was a sabre fan, I'm sure he already dislikes them.

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I used to be a Sabres fan.
Hum, got fed up with Golisano and Quinn?

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1. Cheer for the Habs.

2. Laugh at Leafs fans.

3. Laugh at Sens fans.

4. Laugh at Bruins fans.

5. Boo Briere, anyone that looks like Briere, and short like Briere.

6. Boo Chara, anyone that looks like Chara, and tall people like Chara.

7. Eat Poutine 3 times a day.

8. Always wear something Habs

9. Change your pets, relatives, and children names to Habs player names. (ex. my dog's name is Saku, I call my sister Lapierre, etc.)

10. Burn at least one Police car.

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Why'd you abandon them?
It's not that he abandoned them, he just let his hate towards Briere overcome his love for the Sabres, closed his eyes, went , and ended up here!

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1. Cheer for the Habs.

2. Laugh at Leafs fans.

3. Laugh at Sens fans.

4. Laugh at Bruins fans.

5. Boo Briere, anyone that looks like Briere, and short like Briere.

6. Boo Chara, anyone that looks like Chara, and tall people like Chara.

7. Eat Poutine 3 times a day.

8. Always wear something Habs

9. Change your pets, relatives, and children names to Habs player names. (ex. my dog's name is Saku, I call my sister Lapierre, etc.)

10. Burn at least one Police car.
11. Move to Montreal

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1. Cheer for the Habs.

2. Laugh at Leafs fans.

3. Laugh at Sens fans.

4. Laugh at Bruins fans.

5. Boo Briere, anyone that looks like Briere, and short like Briere.

6. Boo Chara, anyone that looks like Chara, and tall people like Chara.

7. Eat Poutine 3 times a day.

8. Always wear something Habs

9. Change your pets, relatives, and children names to Habs player names. (ex. my dog's name is Saku, I call my sister Lapierre, etc.)

10. Burn at least one Police car.
LMAO!, Why do you call your sister Lapierre?

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10. Burn at least one Police car.

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Are there any rules I have to
follow in being a Habs fan?


Well here are some pointers:


1 - Hate the French media with a passion, same thing goes for Don Cherry also.

2 - Piss off any fan from any other team, even when they're in their car and its a police car. (always carry matches, they just may come in handy)

3 - Ask..no.. DEMAND that Koivu speak French.

4 - Make sure you often make outlandish trade proposals like "Halak+Ryder+2nd pick for Crosby or Lecavalier" and make sure you find a valid reason why that trade would be so good for the other team.

5 - Winter is a beautiful season that can be put in two simple words for a Habs fan: Canadiens and beer. (or is it beer 1st... and Habs 2nd..?)

6 - Remember: its always the Refs fault. Repeat after me...Refs Fault!

7 - You shall always dine on poutine before a game and learn to distrust and eschew the Pretzel people. They are not worth your time.

8 - A Habs jersey you will wear on every game day (even over your 3 piece suit at your job) and never shall it be washed because, well, there's beer on it and it smells good.

9 - The Bruins you will hate and often mention the words 'Lucic and crossdresser' or 'Savard and stick love' in the same sentence. Do this often when on the Bruins board. They will like you.

10 - As a Habs fan, you are part of the best fans in hockey, anywhere in the world. Remember that, cherish it, love it. And be arrogant as much as you want with other teams fans because , as a Habs fan, it is allowed since you ARE the superior fan!


I have Spoken!!

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05-05-2008, 10:12 PM
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I have Spoken!!
it may be the first time and last time chezz, but i think tou has made a mistake

The typical Habs fan should always consider the + the + the

no need for all of this stuff if you follow + the + the
there is no way you can get out of all you said

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05-05-2008, 10:13 PM
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- Be arrogant
- Be classless and troll to piss off other teams fans
- Be gutless
- Burn down police cars
- Eat babies



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