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Where is this thread going? Part V of...

1) Beaker's invitation to LilWinger11
2) anarmandaleb + LilWinger11 potential jello tub match #1 (damn, don't have enough vCash to pay for the the Pay-Per-View)
3) Jaydee96 + anarmandaleb on/off relationship #1
4) LilWinger11 long awaited response
5) Lord Chezz changing his name to SexyChick87
6) The dog drinking martini leaves his marks on the thread (kudos to you Fido22)
7) Brieremania trolling on the board
8) Everything that anarmandaleb writes can be turn into sexual innuendo
9) Grammatical errors being corrected by anarmandaleb
10) Major revelation from LilWinger11: "majored in journalism for first three years of university"
11) Very brief discussion about baseball which turned to ...
12) People don't believe the thread is still alive
13) Nate2k4 states "I majored in Journalism too" but nobody cares since it's not LilWinger11
14) Special rule allowing moderators to ban Brisebois' fans
15) AD and Russeltown make their appearances
16) anarmandaleb --> AAL = Alcoholics Anonymous Lady? Ana? "A"?
17) Habs10habs with the Monica Schnarre story
18) The OMG Hossa gif
19) Rumor: Lilwinger11 going into Lasenza (e4)
20) Fido22 notices Catherine? Is she for real?
21) Catherine is for real. New flavor of the week?
22) Holy Trinity --> LilWinger11 + "A" + Catherine
23) Ice Poutine works for Canada Post (doing the work of an industrial engineer but not getting paid like one.)
24) LilWinger11 destroy the Eklund rumor: "No La Senza in the States."
25) Shocking! Another LilWinger11 rumor: "LW was probably spotted at a sports store trying on hockey gear."
26) LW responds by saying: "You haven't lived until you've seen me in the Nike Bauer Supreme pants".
27) Roadtrip to Connecticut?
28) Tower of Babel...
29) Juicy Fruit commercial... summary of the entire thread?
30) anarmandaleb has half a huge nose?
31) Yes, she does ... "Half a huge nose... sounds about right."
32) AD and Fido hitting on each therefore not even noticing ThaDevilGirl.
33) anarmandaleb' username behind the scenes!
34) Lady Rhian is quite nice. Starting to kiss up early for next season. Courtesy of Habs10habs...
35) AD and Fido hitting on each therefore not even noticing ThaDevilGirl Part 2...
36) The Giant Poutine --> Montreal Canadiens HFBoards Holy Grail?
37) Posters draft year discussion...
38) Jaydee96 + anarmandaleb on/off relationship Part #... Pick your number...
39) Mcphee makes his first appearance on the thread...
40) Chess --> chest ... bishops --> ....
41) LW with a habs jersey + nike/bauer supreme hockey pants + red stilettos while eating a poutine --> Beaker's ultimate fantasy.
42) Mcphee is our dad? Beaker + LilWinger = Brother + Sister ?
43) LilWinger11 --> HFBoards' Fabian Brunnstrom... Overrated she is according to SexyChick87...
44) FFS = French Federation of Speleology
45) Iwishihadacup: Traducing --> to cause humiliation or disgrace to by making malicious and false statements. Translating?
46) Fido + anarmandaleb --> Game of speleology?
47) Billy Kautsitsin (a probable stalker) recognizes Beaker/Briere as another stalker...
48) A/S/L? = Any Sex Lately?
49) What are Beaker and LW doing during the Intermission Report on Versus?
50) Thread Part I locked
51) The LilWinger11-Beakermania 'Mercy' Date Thread Part II
52) Banning? The HFBoards Omerta?
53) Jaydee96 + anarmandaleb on/off relationship Part #... Add 1 to the previous number.
54) LilWinger11 (Brunnstrom of HF): "I like the other coach..."
55) Lord Chezz @ 50... A must see!
56) The other coach is a female!
57) "She's 57 and married, and has children our age, but if you're into that.." .
58) Jaydee96 bets "Cotton Eye Joe"
59) GoHabsGo247 raises to "Peanut Butter Jelly Time"
60) Jaydee96 goes all-in with "Yogi Bear Theme Song"
61) SexyChick87 quickly calls with the "Badger Song". Aces are not getting cracked...
62) Le_sean: "If Jesus were alive today, do you think he'd like banana bread? Just seems like something he'd enjoy as a light snack."
63) Charley_5054 watching anarmandaleb and TDG making out!
64) Threesome-speleology game
65) Honestly, how many times have TDG mentioned her French essay?
66) Blah, blah, blah....
67) Fido22: Anamarmandalibadaleb, Will you marry me?
68) Anarmandaleb: Okay, but we gotta make it fast!
69) Where is Catherine?
70) Jaydee96 arrives pays the price for the 81...
71) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to witness the awkward bond of dog and wife (in more ways than one). First, I must ask if anyone has any reason as to why these two should not be married(excluding the obvious bestiality aspect).
72) Then in the name of the Gainey, the Carey, and the brothers Kostitsyn, I now pronounce you "Dog and wife."
73) TDG *calls the stripper*
74) Lord Chezz (50 years old) arrives... No not true!
75) LW, AAL and TDG goes to 281.
76) Elisha Cuthbert hotter than AAL?
77) Le bon Serge Kostitsyn: "Ouellete, quand est-ce que tu es sorti de prison?"
78) Pierre Mcguire with his trademark long stick...
79) Man, with way too many things happening here today, why the hell did I post something like that? Kachino82
80) Icerocket doesn't get the topic of this thread...
81) LW11: Don't feel bad- the original thread was about me, and I'm a little confused myself. I think you kind of had to be here from the beginning.
82) The thread is about nothing...Think of it as an extreme version of Seinfeld.
83) By the way... they're real, and they're spectacular. Nice!
84) Apparently today is National Frog Jumping Day in the United States. Really? A day in honor of Vaclav Prospal? Kachino82
85) Jaydee96 evil plan? (e4 or e5?)
86) LW: I am a sucker for a Quebec accent...as an American of Quebecoise descent, would I be the jumper or the jumpee?
87) Rumor: LW's about 4'11 and weight 80lbs.
88) LW's is 5'1'' and weight 125 lbs. Ooooo, petite!
89) Beakermania favorite sentence: Scott Norwood wide right!
90) Fact: When Fido is not talking to AD, he always notices TDG!
91) Bacalhau com natas e bacalhau a bras FTW!
92) TDG: Too bad I still have an English essay for Friday! Again with the essay? What's next Chinese essay? Portuguese essay?
93) H10H a Backstreet Boys fan? e3! TDG? e1!
94) TDG: <3 Bacalhau a braz com batatas! Oh yeah!
95) SexyChick87: Bacalhau a braz com batatas ---> Pleasure in sex, the internet and Poutine....
96) Rumor: Jaydee96 over Ana? Hum, will see about that shall we...
97) TDG 1000th post: Batatas for everyone!
98) Jaydee96 "No offsides, no penalties and I'm dekeing her 5 hole"... Nice!!
99) See #78...
...
100) Blah, Blah, Blah...
101) Yada, Yada, Yada...
102) Patience is key? Bad luck with women? Who didn't go thought that?
103) "It's like being a Leaf's fan, everything seems to start off well then you just end up disappointed." courtesy of GoHabsGo247..
104) "It's like being a Leaf's fan, everything seems to start off well then you just end up missing the playoffs and playing golf earlier each year." courtesy of Ice Poutine.
105) What women want? Class 101?
106) WTK: They don't even know. But they expect us to know. It's a vicious cycle.
107) "Maybe there's something wrong with the girl, not you." courtesy of anarmandaleb. I thought it was "It's not you, it's me"?
108) KostitsyntheBagBaby: My advice would be to follow every instinct (which is wrong, trust me)...??????????
109) Making these updates is great... It forces me to read all the posts and know each and everyone better... Viva HFBoards Montreal Canadiens!
110) Ari1160 to Ana: "Hi!"
111) *sound of wolves howling in the night* tumbleweed going left to right on your monitor.
112) Anarmandaleb to Ari1160: "Hi!"
113) The entire board goes emotional.
114) Rumor: H10H looks like Benjamin McKenzie? The girl needs glasses.. End of that rumor...
115) Beaker's age limit is >=14 1/2.
116) Rumor: "Man brain is even more complicated"... What???
117) Mens: We love sports, we want sex and we want things done our way. It's pretty simple.
118) Fido: "I was violated by the banana!!!!!"
119) AD: Wasn't me... Maybe SexyChick87?
120) Banana's upcoming wedding... Wow, something real to discuss ...
121) LW11: Am I going to be responsible for crashing the entire internetz? HELL YEAH!
122) Beaker + LW11 hooking up? Maybe! Beaker + LW11 + Alcohol --> Les Feux Benson & Hedges!
123) Jaydee96: Everytime I see you post I cant help but smile knowing that soon your Portugal avatar will be replaced by an Italy one! Getting cocky little Jaydee? LOL
124) Ana: "Germany FTW." Getting delusional little Ana? LOL
125) Ana: "Who have you got out of the Group of Death? I'm thinking Oranje and the Azzuri." Will die for France and the Netherlands to make it out of that group...
126) I just wish I'll be in Europe for Euro 2008 like I was there for World Cup 2006..
127) Joey: "How is this such a big thread??? Not a single ounce of it makes any sense to me..." Well said man, says the guy who's making the summary...
128) Lord Chezz trademark "GTFO N00B"! Did I get that as a rookie user?
129) Riverside Habs Fan: Is that Luis Figo in your avatar? It's Ricardo Alexandre Martins Soares Pereira you noob!
130) See #101 and #102
131) LW11: I'm a skating instructor...
132) Fido: You're a skating instructor? Please go see Latendresse. How come nobody thought about that before?
133) LW11: And now, for the questions I'm sure you all have about the figure skating- yes, I wore those short little outfits. Yes, the skirts have pants attached, and we also wear tights. No, I can't quite do the splits anymore, but I could until a few years ago. Yes, I used to take ballet. No, I can't lift my leg over my head, although when I'm warmed up I can get my foot to about shoulder height... Almost 2 full threads until that post... Was worth the wait...
134) LW11: Kachino82 had been summarizing and updating periodically... I think it's post #2 in this thread. I don't know when he last added to it, but it's something. Thank God for Kachino82 eh? LOL
135) WTK to Beaker: "What do you want to do to her mom?" AHAHAH
136) TDG the "looka" playing goalie... Like David Aebischer (full of holes) or Carey Price (a brick wall)?
137) LW11 is better looking than Rod Brind'amour? I ******* hope so otherwise.............
138) TDG: "So. I'm tired and I have to finish my english essay. I hate school." Again with the damned essay!!!!! Argh!!!
139) TDG: "Not needed, I already have my stuff because we had to do an oral about our subject. But still, it's freaking boring. I wish I had a laptop to go outside and type it" Easiest sexual innuendo ever! My name is Captain Obvious or Vince Mazuka.
140) Tower of Babel Part II
141) THREAD PART III.... Who would have thought that after the first post of part I....

...
200) Brieremania/Beakermania (lawyer) with his huge salary proposes to LilWinger11 and this thread seriously goes to the next level.
201) LilWinger11 long awaited response again. Can we bet vCash on that decision?
202) How long is the Fido+A union going to last? Over/Under 30 days? Can we bet vCash on that?
203) Jaydee96 + anarmandaleb on/off relationship #? I guess every good/bad things have to come to an end!
204) anarmandaleb is still correcting grammatical errors. Not so lately. What's up with that? She doesn't like her job... Should probably go into psychology (men/women relationships)
205) Where is Catherine? Seriously... Where is she? Seriously! What happened to her?
206) Is ThaDevilGirl still going to be ignored by Fido and AD? I guess not anymore... Força Batatas! Is she still going to talk about her essays? Essay! Hey essay! Yeah, I'm talking to you essay!


Part VI coming when Brieremania starts part III...

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The Beakermania-LilWinger11 Date Thread Part 3: The "sticky-sweetness" edition

Part 2
http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=515472

Thread three title courtesy in part to Habs10Habs.

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hmmmm sticky sweetness

seems like chocolate isn'it?

*faints*

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yay part 3

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I liked my idea better.

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So, where is the porn?

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hmmmm sticky sweetness

seems like chocolate isn'it?

*faints*
Did someone say chocolate?

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45) Iwishihadacup: Traducing --> to cause humiliation or disgrace to by making malicious and false statements. Translating?

i don't remember this... what happened?

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*sigh*

it's happened.

Beaker tried coming down to see LilWinger on ice during one of her training sessions, sans clothing.

>>>

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Still doing my essay

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Did someone say chocolate?
where is your chocolate?

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*sigh*

it's happened.

Beaker tried coming down to see LilWinger on ice during one of her training sessions, sans clothing.

>>>
Is it me, or does one of the guys in the audience kind of look like Markov?

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I liked my idea better.
Shush, I never get credit for anything. Even if it's only partial, let me have part of the limelight for once.

Great title Beaker.

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I just finished a phone conversation with my girlfriend... She fell asleep on the phone (passed out LOL). The line is still busy, she is in coma or what??!?

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*sigh*

it's happened.

Beaker tried coming down to see LilWinger on ice during one of her training sessions, sans clothing.

>>>
I'm far sexier than that guy... and I wouldn't come down while LW was teaching.... but naked on the ice for a 1 on 1 skating session would be interesting for both of us....


Either that or really cold. And there would be shrinkage concerns I think....

Maybe we should just stick to both of us in the Nike/Bauer Supreme hockey pants and me

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I'm far sexier than that.... and I wouldn't come down while LW was teaching.... but naked on the ice for a 1 on 1 skating session would be interesting for both of us....


Either that or really cold.
You gave me the urge to add a chapter in the kama sutra

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I just finished a phone conversation with my girlfriend... She fell asleep on the phone (passed out LOL). The line is still busy, she is in coma or what??!?
*zzzzzzzz* hmmm...what?

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No SpreeEndaz mention in the original post... this is going nowhere fast.

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About time we had a thread titled after a Motley Crew song.

So stickay, so stickay sweet...

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No SpreeEndaz mention in the original post... this is going nowhere fast.
until SpreeEndaz comes and ruins everything

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About time we had a thread titled after a Motley Crew song.

So stickay, so stickay sweet...
Its Def Leopard who did Pour Some Sugar on Me.

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Still doing my essay
Good lord TDG..how long is your essay?

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Good lord TDG..how long is your essay?
As long as mine

She better has a darn long essay, or otherwise I'm screwed LOL

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I'm far sexier than that guy... and I wouldn't come down while LW was teaching.... but naked on the ice for a 1 on 1 skating session would be interesting for both of us....


Either that or really cold. And there would be shrinkage concerns I think....

Maybe we should just stick to both of us in the Nike/Bauer Supreme hockey pants and me
Awhile back someone supposedly called the rink I used to skate at and asked if they could rent the ice from like 3-5am. They had a group that wanted to come in and skate naked.

My guy friends were all in agreement that that was NOT a good idea.

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Its Def Leopard who did Pour Some Sugar on Me.
Actually there is a song by Motley Crue called Sticky Sweet.

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