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04-01-2006, 01:07 PM
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OT -- Leaf jokes from todays Toronto Sun

Maybe I shouldn't kick them while their down .... yeah right -- who am I kidding ??

From Bill Lankhof's column in the Toronto Sun :

"Jokers wild

The Leafs might be knee deep in fertilizer, but the fans, at least, haven’t lost their sense of humour. Here’s a selection from readers who have decided it is better to laugh than cry:

1: Why doesn’t Hamilton have an NHL team, asks an e-mailer. Because then Toronto would want one, too.

2. How many Leaf fans does it take to change a light bulb? Six. One to change the bulb and five to tell everyone how good the old one used to be.

3. The league should move the Leafs to a division where they’d be more competitive. Like the protozoan.

4. Pat Quinn took $100 million worth of hockey players to Turin, says an e-mailer, and in just two weeks he turned them into the Leafs.

5. A man buys a big-screen TV and invites his buddy to watch the Leafs play. When they score the first goal the guy’s dog barks, jumps up and down, wags its tail and gets him a beer.

“Wow that’s amazing,” the friend says. “What does he do after the Leafs win the game?”

The guy says, “Oh, I don’t know. I’ve only had him for a couple months.”

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04-01-2006, 01:13 PM
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Some funny pics courtasy of our friends at the Sens Board:

Losers since '67

Cup Parade Schedule

Sundin hoisting....

Also:

Q. Why is the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto?
A. It's the only way the Stanley Cup will ever be in Toronto

Q. What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
A. They both look good until they hit the ice

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04-01-2006, 01:28 PM
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SO, i think I figured out why the leafs haven't won since '67.....

I was at mcdonalds the other day and i happened to be reading the paper they put on the trays... guess which year Mcdonalds first served customers in Canada.....

yeah, that's right, 1967.... Those damn leafs just have no self-control.

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Some funny pics courtasy of our friends at the Sens Board:

Losers since '67

Cup Parade Schedule

Sundin hoisting....

Also:

Q. Why is the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto?
A. It's the only way the Stanley Cup will ever be in Toronto

Q. What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
A. They both look good until they hit the ice



Actually, some of these are pretty funny...I like the Titanic one, and the Sundin one made me laugh...

All very depressing, however...

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SO, i think I figured out why the leafs haven't won since '67.....

I was at mcdonalds the other day and i happened to be reading the paper they put on the trays... guess which year Mcdonalds first served customers in Canada.....

yeah, that's right, 1967.... Those damn leafs just have no self-control.

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04-01-2006, 02:17 PM
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Pat Quinn and Tie Domi are sitting atop the ACC. A gust of wind comes and only Quinn blows off. Why?
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Because Domi is just a little moron!

Yeah, lame I know. Don't shoot the messenger.

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Leafs new coach from China...Win One Soon...

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Leafs new coach from China...Win One Soon...
good one

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This ones old but my fav


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2. How many Leaf fans does it take to change a light bulb? Six. One to change the bulb and five to tell everyone how good the old one used to be.
Hate to tell you this, but that's actually an old Hab joke.

Went like this:

How many Habs fans does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb and five to talk about how great the old one was.

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Leafs new coach from China...Win One Soon...

Sounds more like Korean. Other than that, good one.


At least, a bit more original than the dog one, which I heard for every slumping team in every possible broadcasted sport...


In a more general way, I should start telling these jokes at work, now that we're pretty sure the Habs will clinch a playoff spot.

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also this was in the sun

At the begining of the season ferguson manage to combine a dum and dumbmer pairing and now with the richardson trade he manage to built a slow and slower pairing


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Why does no one drink water in Toronto?

Because all the cups are in Montreal!

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The Turin one was the best

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Why do people in Toronto drink their coffees in glasses?


Because all the cups are in Montreal.

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Why does no one drink water in Toronto?

Because all the cups are in Montreal!
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Why do people in Toronto drink their coffees in glasses?

Because all the cups are in Montreal.
Well, a joke in stereo! Or the echo of the 1st joke...

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Leafs new coach from China...Win One Soon...
A timeless joke, that is.

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4. Pat Quinn took $100 million worth of hockey players to Turin, says an e-mailer, and in just two weeks he turned them into the Leafs.
Yup, that was truly a total disgrace...

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It's always nice to read some leaf jokes lol.

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although funny i'm sure this thread's lifespan will be limited by the mods...

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although funny i'm sure this thread's lifespan will be limited by the mods...
Its been open since April 1, 2006.....

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Both disappear around mid-April.

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What's the difference between the Leafs and a cigarette machine?











The cigarette machine has Players'.

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The cigarette machine has good Players'.
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