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The Habs Lounge and Le Cabaret, Part VI... Return of the Rabbi (Brisebois edition).

I thought Brisebois (the poster) made sense for this thread.....

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No more banana thread

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Finally, this -thread is over!

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Finally, this -thread is over!
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No more banana thread
And yet you two managed to get the word AND a smiley in there for the first two posts.

Banana fetishes

edit: Woah, woah. I nearly forgot about Bangkok 3 years ago.

Properly and publicly explored banana fetishes FTW.

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I missed something by never going in these threads... Lol.

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I missed something by never going in these threads... Lol.
OJ...I told you in the last thread, "some people, started posting in it not knowing what it is"


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OJ...I told you in the last thread, "some people, started posting in it not knowing what it is"

Hahaha.

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these threads are like the name George...it just keeps going

GEORGEORGEORGEORGEORGEORGEORGEORGEORGE

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Finally, a little rabbi up in this mo' fo'.

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This thread is a lot slower than the old one

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This thread is a lot slower than the old one
the old one was fast so it could be closed

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This thread is a lot slower than the old one

Wrong day to start a non-UFA thread

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Damn, I missed the end of the other one... good thing, come to think of it... just hope I won't need another bucket, the first one is full

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In honor of the naming of this new thread (was it cicumcised?), I will add the new 'ask the Rabbi' column here, where you can ask me questions about ANYTHING.

Except staplers.

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In honor of the naming of this new thread (was it cicumcised?), I will add the new 'ask the Rabbi' column here, where you can ask me questions about ANYTHING.

Except staplers.
If your going to have your own segment of 'ask the Rabbi', your going to need a main sponsor, who or what will it be?

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If your going to have your own segment of 'ask the Rabbi', your going to need a main sponsor, who or what will it be?
Staples.

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Staples.
This segment is brought to you by


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Rabbi Brisebois, where do babies come from?

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Rabbi Brisebois, where do babies come from?
What an odd question for a rabbi. You should know, babies come from pet shops.

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I thought they were coming from pickles jar...

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Rabbi Brisebois, where do babies come from?


As everyone knows, they come from their mothers belly buttons! There is even an old Kabbalistic saying which loosely translated, reads, "the Canadiens may or may not sign Sundin in the summer of 2008..."

Oh wait, that's a different Kabbalistic saying.

But the fact is, that even highly regarded Quebec personalities who are trusted for their opinions agree with this theory. In fact, I have one of them right here to attest to this.

MAURICE RICHARD: Brisebois is right. They do come out of belly buttons.

So there you have it. A complicated procedure is done in which the belly button is widened, and the babies are removed. They remain attached to the 'umbilical cord', which is how they breathe in there (kind of like a snorkel, except the exit is through the belly button).

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I thought they were coming from pickles jar...
Common misconception, the Vlasic pickles stork delivers infants along with a complimentary jar of kosher dills.


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Last time I tried to make babies from the belly button I got slapped upside the head pretty hard.

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As everyone knows, they come from their mothers belly buttons! There is even an old Kabbalistic saying which loosely translated, reads, "the Canadiens may or may not sign Sundin in the summer of 2008..."

Oh wait, that's a different Kabbalistic saying.

But the fact is, that even highly regarded Quebec personalities who are trusted for their opinions agree with this theory. In fact, I have one of them right here to attest to this.

MAURICE RICHARD: Brisebois is right. They do come out of belly buttons.

So there you have it. A complicated procedure is done in which the belly button is widened, and the babies are removed. They remain attached to the 'umbilical cord', which is how they breathe in there (kind of like a snorkel, except the exit is through the belly button).
Which is why it is very important for women to clear the lint from their belly buttons.

Good answer, though. Your Maurice Richard endorsement only adds to it.

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Last time I tried to make babies from the belly button I got slapped upside the head pretty hard.
Man, some guys have all the luck.


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What the hell....
I made a thread then I couldn't find it....then it was there with one reply and now it's disappeared again.

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