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Canadiens sign Georges Laraque: Part 2 (includes Laraque Facts); Sweater Number 17

View Poll Results: What will most ressemble Big George's production this season with the Canadiens?
(0)-10 points 30 17.24%
Approximately 20 points 118 67.82%
Approximately 30 points 24 13.79%
Over 30 points and BEYOND 2 1.15%
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07-05-2008, 03:30 PM
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George Laraque once spat on the ground while being on a plane, we now know this place to be called the hudson bay

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07-05-2008, 03:37 PM
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lol I love you guys. I look like a moron 'cause im laughing out loud in the library.

This thread is gold. Keep it alive!!!

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07-05-2008, 03:47 PM
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Laraque eats peices of shiit like you for breakfast.

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07-05-2008, 03:51 PM
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Laraque doesn't own a blender. All he needs to do is look in the direction of the kitchen.

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Laraque does not need a washing mashine, all stain and dirt are too scared to stick on him

Laraque does not need a toaster, he just burn bread with his fighting eyes

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Laraque doenst mow his lawn; he just looks at it hard and orders the lawn not to grow and it doesnt.

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Laraque kills Dumbledore.

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Laraque once ate a bowl of Rice Krispies but the cereal was so intimidated and scared by him that it didnt even Snap, Crackle or Pop!

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07-05-2008, 03:58 PM
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Jesus can walk on water but Laraque can swim through dry land

George Laraque only masturbates to pictures of George Laraque

Laraque once won a game of connect four in three moves ( i am having way too much fun on this thread bahahaha i love this board )


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Laraque eats sand and **** glass.

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07-05-2008, 04:03 PM
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When George is in the penalty box, the timer goes faster just to make sure it wont piss off Big G.

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Laraque kills Dumbledore.
I knew it!

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07-05-2008, 04:07 PM
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When George has to take a dump, he uses only rough sandpaper to wipe his butt.

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Georges Laraque doesn't skate... the ice moves under his feet in an attempt to get away.

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Yeah, he likes going around and throwing jinxes at old people.

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Georges Laraque can slam a revolving door.

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Laraque looked Death straight in the eyes, and laughed.

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Superman owns a Laraque jersey. He frequently wears it to bed.

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Georges Laraque once caught the Road Runner.

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Laraque doent buy curved hockey sticks, he just looks hard at the straight blade sticks he buys and the curve slowly and spontaneoulsy appears by itself.

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Laraque doesn't have to Roll up the Rim To Win! They just hand over the Donuts...

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Georges Laraque does not wear a condom when he makes love, because STD's fear catching Georges Laraque.

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Laraque intimidated the clock

he starred at it and loook what happened.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dibp-...eature=related

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Georges Laraque CAN lick his elbows, at the same time.

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laraque doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives

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