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Canadiens sign Georges Laraque: Part 2 (includes Laraque Facts); Sweater Number 17

View Poll Results: What will most ressemble Big George's production this season with the Canadiens?
(0)-10 points 30 17.24%
Approximately 20 points 118 67.82%
Approximately 30 points 24 13.79%
Over 30 points and BEYOND 2 1.15%
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07-05-2008, 04:25 PM
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Georges Laraque can make Gainey smile.

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M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Georges Laraque CAN touch this.

And the "parole" Pierre Houde is referring to is actually Laraque's.

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Georges Laraque can make Gainey smile.
Now that's just ridiculous.











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M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Georges Laraque CAN touch this.
Best one yet.

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M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Georges Laraque CAN touch this.

And the "parole" Pierre Houde is referring to is actually Laraque's.
I really laughed at both of these, good stuff.

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Laraque can make Messier stop eating lay's chips

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07-05-2008, 04:32 PM
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Laraque can make Messier stop eating lay's chips
Speaking of: Georges CAN eat just one.

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This is what happens when Laraque sneezes:


Hot air balloons run off of stored Laraque farts.

Laraque doesn't eat hamburgers. He eats the entire cow. Raw.

Laraque never burns red lights. The always stay green.

Laraques thoughts alone, could melt steel.

When Laraque gets goosebumps, they spell "Gods son" in braille.

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George Laraque went on a fast once and the fast slowed down...

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Georges Laraque can slam a revolving door.

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A Georges Laraque signing can get near unanimous approval in the RDS talk back.

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Georges Laraque didn't sign with the Montreal Canadiens, the Montreal Canadiens signed with Georges Laraque.

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A Georges Laraque signing can get near unanimous approval in the RDS talk back.
You win.


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Laraque doesn't misses, He simply chose not to score.

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I so love the idea of replacing Chuck Norris with George



George Laraque can divide by 0.

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Laraque, was, in fact, the reason why Sundin think about retiring.

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Chuck Norris cures cancer when he sees Georges Laraque.

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I so love the idea of replacing Chuck Norris with George



George Laraque can divide by 0.
Yeah but you guys should be creative and not recycle the old Chuck Norris facts (counted to infinity twice , can slam a revolving door ect). The MC Hammer , "ma parole" , can make Gainey smile and the RDS talkback are new and funny ones.

Personally i'm not very good at that stuff so ill let you guys run your brain since mine is still FUBAR from last night

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I so love the idea of replacing Chuck Norris with George
You got it backwards, Norris' fans initially stole their facts from Laraque.

Also, re-spell GEORGES LARAQUE and you have G(ee!) LEGO ARE SQUARE

Coincidence? I don't think so...


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Laraque knows where Bin Laden is. He just feels like messing with Bush.....................................because he can.

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Georges Laraque ressurrected Christ on the third day

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Laraque knows where Bin Laden is. He just feels like messing with Bush.....................................because he can.


Hey, another New Englander!

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Hey, another New Englander!
He lives close to you..... banned...

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He lives close to you..... banned...
1. Are we sure he's a he?
2. Rhode Island isn't that close... I'm more like halfway between RI and NY. It's an hour and a half from my house to the RI border.

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