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Canadiens sign Georges Laraque: Part 2 (includes Laraque Facts); Sweater Number 17

View Poll Results: What will most ressemble Big George's production this season with the Canadiens?
(0)-10 points 30 17.24%
Approximately 20 points 118 67.82%
Approximately 30 points 24 13.79%
Over 30 points and BEYOND 2 1.15%
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07-05-2008, 07:27 PM
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Laraque opens beer bottles with his ear...


















































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When fighting Laraque, teams are now required to send the 3rd man in.

Players must have a tag-team partner in order to fight Laraque.

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George Bush sent his troops overseas so Georges Laraque wouldn't eat anymore of them

Anyone who beats the Montreal Canadiens will be known as 'Survivors'

Georges Laraque's name is actually on the Stanley Cup every year...who's gonna say otherwise?

When George Bush said Iraq had WMD's, he meant that Georges Laraque was vacationing there

When someone sneezes near Georges Laraque, they're the ones who have to say 'bless you'

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Laraque is a minor addition to the Habs' toolbox but he's already had a major psychological effect on some insecure Bruins fans. It makes me wonder how they'd react if Sundin came aboard.

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Laraque can beat Jack bauer /

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A level 6 Hurricane is a George Larocque sex romp in the tropics

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07-05-2008, 08:26 PM
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Laraque is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you...

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Laraque can kill Jack bauer /
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When Laraque goes to the toilet, he pisses Powerthirst.



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Hey, another New Englander!
There's a few of us here! I'm 10 minutes from the Quebec border though.

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Nice... Hilarious thread... Kudos to everybody...

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we should give him a nickname like lapierre = laps.........komi,chips.tender
i dont really have an idea... Big G sounds gangster you know thats wut the gangsters say .. he is gangster rigth??? every gangster is black (no offense!eminem is white RESPECT)

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George Bush sent his troops overseas so Georges Laraque wouldn't eat anymore of them

Anyone who beats the Montreal Canadiens will be known as 'Survivors'

Georges Laraque's name is actually on the Stanley Cup every year...who's gonna say otherwise?

When George Bush said Iraq had WMD's, he meant that Georges Laraque was vacationing there

When someone sneezes near Georges Laraque, they're the ones who have to say 'bless you'
LMFAO!!!!!!!! hahahahaha omg I need to stop laughing

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I'm not sure how Laracque will balance his schedule after Obama names him as his running mate.

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we should give him a nickname like lapierre = laps.........komi,chips.tender
Laraque = Nice Rack?

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Voting is meaningless, Laraque chooses who represents him nationally.

The Sahara Desert was once a giant lake, until Laraque got thirsty.

Summer begins when Laraque pulls the Sun closer to the Earth.

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Yeah but you guys should be creative and not recycle the old Chuck Norris facts (counted to infinity twice , can slam a revolving door ect). ...
Ok, most of what i posted in this thread is from me but here i go:

Arnold Schwarzenneger modeled his 'Terminator' role after seeing George play.

Green tomatoes turn red immediately when they see George Laraque.

George Laraque translated in Mongolian comes out as 'Gengis Khan'.

George never gets a haircut, he just looks in a mirror and stares the hair down and it grows back in.

George Laraque can listen to Frédéric Chopin's "Minute Waltz" in 10 seconds.

George Laraque has a dog, its a poodle... A poodle of blood!!

George Laraque skates slowly only to make the other players look good.

When George Laraque was in his teens, he trained as a javelin thrower. It didnt work out for him, they're still waiting for the javelin to stop orbiting the Earth.

When George Laraque eats alphabet soup, the soup makes complete sentences. Because its him...

Canadian Tire is renaming their 'Hardware' department and will now call it "Laraquewear".

George Laraque never wears a hard hat on a construction site because:
A - Falling bricks go out of their way to not hit him.
B - He just does not need one.


ok, thats all i can do for now.
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1. Are we sure he's a he?
2. Rhode Island isn't that close... I'm more like halfway between RI and NY. It's an hour and a half from my house to the RI border.

1) Yes, I'm a guy. (last I checked)
2) Lincoln, RI. Stuck right smack dab in da middle

Georges Laraque found the real killers, and O.J. felt so bad he turned himself in, thinking that Laraque was a deceased member of the A-team, and therefore no longer had to worry about him

Georges Laraque discovered the Lost City of Atlantis, and re-named it Laq-town, and no one complained


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When fighting Laraque, teams are now required to send the 3rd man in.


Everyone else, you can't just copy Chuck Norris-isms, or Vin Diesel- isms.

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07-06-2008, 01:18 AM
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Laraque>Diesel>Norris

Laraque calls Diesel and Norris before every game and tells em both a bedtime story via 3 way calling so they can sleep without nightmares of George beating the living crap outta them.

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Laracque's so tough, that when offered a Lays chip from Messier, he only had ONE.

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Nice to see Big Bob finally acknowledging the team's fervent black support.

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Laraque deals with a parachute company everytime he s buying new underwears

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Here's our hero again (centre), dressed like a clown, and being surrounded by even bigger ones.



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George Larague Poops LightSabres

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