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Canadiens sign Georges Laraque: Part 2 (includes Laraque Facts); Sweater Number 17

View Poll Results: What will most ressemble Big George's production this season with the Canadiens?
(0)-10 points 30 17.24%
Approximately 20 points 118 67.82%
Approximately 30 points 24 13.79%
Over 30 points and BEYOND 2 1.15%
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07-06-2008, 05:04 AM
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Hockey would not have been invented, if not for Laraque. Every September, he tells the sun to 'keep it's distance'.


Edvard Munch didn't actually paint the Scream. It was a copy of the Mona Lisa until Laraque stared at it.


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07-06-2008, 05:23 AM
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Edvard Munch didn't actually paint the Scream. It was a copy of the Mona Lisa until Laraque stared at it.
He must be peeved that someone defaced it then, when it was stolen...

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07-06-2008, 05:47 AM
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7:42 was Georges Laraque's time on ice per game last season with the Pittsburgh Penguins. Odds are he won't play more minutes this season.

You're paying him $1.5 million?

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07-06-2008, 05:51 AM
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He must be peeved that someone defaced it then...
It was?

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7:42 was Georges Laraque's time on ice per game last season with the Pittsburgh Penguins. Odds are he won't play more minutes this season.

You're paying him $1.5 million?
You don't watch hockey much do you?

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When Georges Laraque jumps in the water, Georges Laraque doesn't get wet, water gets George Laraques.

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7:42 was Georges Laraque's time on ice per game last season with the Pittsburgh Penguins. Odds are he won't play more minutes this season.

You're paying him $1.5 million?
get a bridge, take some pictures of Glen Murray and understand he'll pass another year in Bruins uniform, then jump

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07-06-2008, 06:33 AM
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It was?
Water stains in lower left corner. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7416462.stm

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Water stains in lower left corner. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7416462.stm
That's not defacing it.

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That's not defacing it.
It would be if it were your priceless painting.

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It would be if it were your priceless painting.
You make it sound like the did it on purpose. Cut some thieves a break.

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7:42 was Georges Laraque's time on ice per game last season with the Pittsburgh Penguins. Odds are he won't play more minutes this season.

You're paying him $1.5 million?

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George never gets a haircut, he just looks in a mirror and stares the hair down and it grows back in.
When Georges Laraque looks in the mirror, the mirror breaks, because there can only be one Georges Laraque.

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7:42 was Georges Laraque's time on ice per game last season with the Pittsburgh Penguins. Odds are he won't play more minutes this season.

You're paying him $1.5 million?
I don't get this Georges Laraque fact?

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7:42 was Georges Laraque's time on ice per game last season with the Pittsburgh Penguins. Odds are he won't play more minutes this season.

You're paying him $1.5 million?
And Boston is paying a press box player 4M? Go away.

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07-06-2008, 07:43 AM
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And Boston is paying a press box player 4M? Go away.
Throwing paper planes!

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Georges Laraque once killed two stones using only a bird.

If Georges Laraque round-house kicks you, you will die. If Georges Laraque misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your ass-bone.


The truth will set you free. Unless Georges Laraque has you, in which case, you're a goner!

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When Georges Laraque looks in the mirror, the mirror breaks, because there can only be one Georges Laraque.
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

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Even kicking cant phase BGL...he actually encourages it from the poor souls who dare scrap with his.

Observe:


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Even kicking cant phase BGL...he actually encourages it from the poor souls who dare scrap with his.

Observe:

Looks like Laraque is about to take a bite out of the guy's leg. Look at the Philly Players. The one on the left is looking away, the one in the middle is closing his eyes, the on the right is covering his face saying "I can't stand blood!!" They know what's about to happen.

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Steroids are actually made from Georges Laraque's sweat

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The shotgun was first invented when a witness got the idea from a Georges Laraque sexual experience.

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If Laraques would ever cry, the tears would be worth ten times Georges weight in diamonds.

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07-06-2008, 08:54 AM
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If a tree fall in the forest and no one is there to hear it, it does make a sound: The sound of BGL knocking that ***** down

BGL is 2 legit 2 quit

Horacio doesnt takes off his sunglasses for dramatic effect.

He takes them off to make sure BGL is coming around the corner to beat his ass


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07-06-2008, 08:55 AM
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BGL is too sexy for this thread.

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