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The Habs Lounge and Le Cabaret, Part VI... Return of the Rabbi (Brisebois edition).

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09-04-2008, 01:29 PM
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True story I shall post here and in the LW thread.


So some of my friends and I go out to celebrate our birthdays (three guys all born in late august).

(We had a wine party at this guy's house.. then we went to Boule Noire for some pool then we went to Pang Pang for Karaoke.. whatev)


Needless to say.. some alcohol was consumed throughout this shindig on the road.


At Boule Noire, I was sitting with a another couple slightly apart from the rest of the peeps playing pool and we were discussing seomthing about my wife and some other girl (new girlfriend of a friend) who were playing at a table.

From across the room, someone calls me to come check out and compares *****. Of course, I oblige.

I get to where they're sitting, one girl tells me to check out the table with my wife (About 3 feet away). I kneel and look left and I see what I thought to be my wife's ass right in front of me. She bends over the table slightly to play shoot the next ball and I see that her (too short for comfort) dress rides up revealing ever so subtly some under-ass.

I figure: "why not".. so I reach out slightly, and grab her bare ass under her skirt and then give her a little slap.


She quickly shoots up. Turns around.. and ... *oh crap* I realise its not my wife.

It was the other (new) girlfriend but they were both wearing a short black dress that night.

Needless to say, I have a new nickname.
Glad to see the "I thought it was my wife" ploy worked. You are truly a master.

Was Conchita the cabana boy there too?

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09-04-2008, 01:30 PM
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True story I shall post here and in the LW thread.


So some of my friends and I go out to celebrate our birthdays (three guys all born in late august).

(We had a wine party at this guy's house.. then we went to Boule Noire for some pool then we went to Pang Pang for Karaoke.. whatev)


Needless to say.. some alcohol was consumed throughout this shindig on the road.


At Boule Noire, I was sitting with a another couple slightly apart from the rest of the peeps playing pool and we were discussing seomthing about my wife and some other girl (new girlfriend of a friend) who were playing at a table.

From across the room, someone calls me to come check out and compares *****. Of course, I oblige.

I get to where they're sitting, one girl tells me to check out the table with my wife (About 3 feet away). I kneel and look left and I see what I thought to be my wife's ass right in front of me. She bends over the table slightly to play shoot the next ball and I see that her (too short for comfort) dress rides up revealing ever so subtly some under-ass.

I figure: "why not".. so I reach out slightly, and grab her bare ass under her skirt and then give her a little slap.


She quickly shoots up. Turns around.. and ... *oh crap* I realise its not my wife.

It was the other (new) girlfriend but they were both wearing a short black dress that night.

Needless to say, I have a new nickname.
I thought I was the only one, but I'm now convinced that these "mistakes" occur regularly. A few years back, I had the same thing happen to me, though I was stone cold sober at the time and the ass in question (which I both caressed and then slapped) belonged to my sister in law.

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09-04-2008, 01:47 PM
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I thought I was the only one, but I'm now convinced that these "mistakes" occur regularly. A few years back, I had the same thing happen to me, though I was stone cold sober at the time and the ass in question (which I both caressed and then slapped) belonged to my sister in law.
Were Fido here, he'd tell you that's why it's so important to have good whiff first.

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09-04-2008, 02:30 PM
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Glad to see the "I thought it was my wife" ploy worked. You are truly a master.

Was Conchita the cabana boy there too?
His name is Luis Pepe Nunez-Valeria.

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I thought I was the only one, but I'm now convinced that these "mistakes" occur regularly. A few years back, I had the same thing happen to me, though I was stone cold sober at the time and the ass in question (which I both caressed and then slapped) belonged to my sister in law.
And.. you.. were.. going for your brother's ass?

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His name is Luis Pepe Nunez-Valeria.



And.. you.. were.. going for your brother's ass?
I always said don't trust the pretzelites....

bunch of inbreeders.

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I always said don't trust the pretzelites....

bunch of inbreeders.
Yup. Thier story is definitely twisted!






















Get it?


Huh?

TWISTED!!








.... YEAH! My humour rocks!

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09-04-2008, 03:40 PM
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Yup. Thier story is definitely twisted!

Get it?

Huh?

TWISTED!!

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Jeez, those lawyers get drunk early.

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09-04-2008, 03:44 PM
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Jeez, those lawyers get drunk early.
Speaking of lawyers drinking... my friends found a bar that serves these last night



Yup thats right... 1/2 a gallon of beer at a time; in a big ole hoe-down glass jug.

And they tell me the beer is good too.. I'm gonna have to try it.

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09-04-2008, 03:51 PM
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Speaking of lawyers drinking... my friends found a bar that serves these last night

Yup thats right... 1/2 a gallon of beer at a time; in a big ole hoe-down glass jug.

And they tell me the beer is good too.. I'm gonna have to try it.
I like the logo. Those farmers have got it made.

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Lively thread. Where's that rabbi, anyway?

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Lively thread. Where's that rabbi, anyway?
Rabbi's gone..

the Goat herder's gone..

Its all falling apart!

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Rabbi's gone..

the Goat herder's gone..

Its all falling apart!
Oy vey...

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what?

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what?
What the hell happenned to you man?

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Start the season already!!!

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Busy.

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Busy.
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True story I shall post here and in the LW thread.


So some of my friends and I go out to celebrate our birthdays (three guys all born in late august).

(We had a wine party at this guy's house.. then we went to Boule Noire for some pool then we went to Pang Pang for Karaoke.. whatev)


Needless to say.. some alcohol was consumed throughout this shindig on the road.


At Boule Noire, I was sitting with a another couple slightly apart from the rest of the peeps playing pool and we were discussing seomthing about my wife and some other girl (new girlfriend of a friend) who were playing at a table.

From across the room, someone calls me to come check out and compares *****. Of course, I oblige.

I get to where they're sitting, one girl tells me to check out the table with my wife (About 3 feet away). I kneel and look left and I see what I thought to be my wife's ass right in front of me. She bends over the table slightly to play shoot the next ball and I see that her (too short for comfort) dress rides up revealing ever so subtly some under-ass.

I figure: "why not".. so I reach out slightly, and grab her bare ass under her skirt and then give her a little slap.


She quickly shoots up. Turns around.. and ... *oh crap* I realise its not my wife.

It was the other (new) girlfriend but they were both wearing a short black dress that night.

Needless to say, I have a new nickname.
Reminds me of the time (long time ago) that I took my scarf and crept up to who I thought was a friend of mine, and pretended to choke her from behind on the metro. Had a hard time explaining to the police....

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It's eerily quiet in here, I guess everyone is busy shorting bank stocks today.

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Reminds me of the time (long time ago) that I took my scarf and crept up to who I thought was a friend of mine, and pretended to choke her from behind on the metro. Had a hard time explaining to the police....
I'm actually laughing.

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It's eerily quiet in here, I guess everyone is busy shorting bank stocks today.
Buy buy buy!

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Buy buy buy!
Actually, I took the opportunity to buy WFC(Wells Fargo) at 21$ a few months ago. It's a bank stock, guess if I'm regretting it. Value investing ftw.

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It's eerily quiet in here, I guess everyone is busy shorting bank stocks today.
Haven't bothered to check only own some Scotia and RBC stocks and in for the long term so not really worried.

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Haven't bothered to check only own some Scotia and RBC stocks and in for the long term so not really worried.
Both have little to absolutely no exposure to the subprime fiasco and have cash reserves which limit their vunerability to liquidity problems, ironically these facts have not stopped skitish investors from pushing their share prices lower.

Any time I flip to the business section before the sports section of the various papers I read, you know it's been a ****ed up couple of days. The markets are such a mess that the SEC has prohibited naked short selling.

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Both have little to absolutely no exposure to the subprime fiasco and have cash reserves which limit their vunerability to liquidity problems, ironically these facts have not stopped skitish investors from pushing their share prices lower.

Any time I flip to the business section before the sports section of the various papers I read, you know it's been a ****ed up couple of days. The markets are such a mess that the SEC has prohibited naked short selling.
While men brought up in acceptable homes such as you and I will refrain from making comments on that point, I suspect some with lesser honour will jump on those words like hungry domestic help jump at leftovers after a dinner party.

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While men brought up in acceptable homes such as you and I will refrain from making comments on that point, I suspect some with lesser honour will jump on those words like hungry domestic help jump at leftovers after a dinner party.
Nooooo.... you think?

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