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09-13-2008, 12:10 PM
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Hmm...good point. But that is how you gain experience. First you learn from the skanks on the dance floor. Then you take that knowledge and use it with someone you really want to be with.
Way too drunk to think about it. If I didn't know some of the girls I was dancing with, I wouldnt have a clue what I did.

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09-13-2008, 12:15 PM
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I actually dealt with that person twice. If we were on Ebay, I'd definitely give him a positive rating. Both times giving him praised Desjardins Section tickets in exchange for two games in the whites, or grays, I can't remember. Which ever one is the cheapest.

He then PM'd me to ask for Chris Higgins' address after I'd joked about knowing all the players' place of retreat. I ignored him, of course, although I felt a little sad for the human race for a bit.

I think we can say without too much doubt he is the luckiest poster on here. I forgot his username, and I wouldn't share it anyway. It just wouldn't be the same.

I remember this one time, I sat next to a man around Mcphee's age who kept looking down on other people, including yours truly swearing at the game. I spent the whole game wondering if it was him, but it turns out it wasn't.

I think we lost that night.
Definitely a nice trade off on his part, as Desjardin Section seats are very hard to come by. Well unless you have the connections.

Oh I know the feeling. When I let it be known that I talk to Carbo from time to time through my business. You would not believe how many posters PM'd me asking if I could give them his cell phone number or address.

When I go to the games, (through contacts) I usually get to sit in corporate boxes. I like being loud and having fun, so you can imagine the type of looks I get from the people in them. Most of them know squat about hockey and spend the majority of their time talking business deals. If they are actually watching the game, it's from one of the tv's that are provided.

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09-13-2008, 12:16 PM
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Which one?
I have to go now, AD, sorry. I promise I'll answer your question, or give you a good reason why I can't, if you PM me.

Yours in Jesus, and forever,

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Way too drunk to think about it. If I didn't know some of the girls I was dancing with, I wouldnt have a clue what I did.
Dude I know you don't want a relationship with these girls....

But this sounds like the perfect opportunity for Friends With Benefits.

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Way too drunk to think about it. If I didn't know some of the girls I was dancing with, I wouldnt have a clue what I did.
lol...no I meant, first you pick up one of the skanks from the dance floor. Take them home, but first put on a latex body suit *can't be too careful when it come to STD's * and then you gain the experience. Just think of it as spending some time in the minors, before you make it to the pros.

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Nice...I was actually out to a club last night...


And some girl I knew from a few years back asked me if I was single...after I said no, she said "Too bad, cause I would of ****ed you all night"...My answer:


"Yeah...too bad for you!" then I walked away
lol..*high five*

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so like... what do these lw beaker threads actually have to do with the Habs? anything?

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Is it alright that I'm getting a little disappointed in you guys right now?

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so like... what do these lw beaker threads actually have to do with the Habs? anything?
Actually more than youd suspect.


And if you dont like it, theres a neat ignore thread option

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Is it alright that I'm getting a little disappointed in you guys right now?
So youre saying I should of took that girl down?


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so like... what do these lw beaker threads actually have to do with the Habs? anything?
No, it's just a bunch of us Hab fans wasting time until the season starts.

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Is it alright that I'm getting a little disappointed in you guys right now?
Yes, its alright. This is what alcohol,hormones and ***** conjure up.

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Meh..whatever floats your boat.

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So youre saying I should of took that girl down?
No, you, I'm proud of. *ass grab*

The rest of you. These girls may be drunk and slutty. But they're still people. It would be like if one of you were drunk at a bar and I took your credit card and went shopping. Is that all you're good for?

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Actually more than youd suspect.


And if you dont like it, theres a neat ignore thread option
Whoa, the Chezzer gets all "in your face" and stuff... tough week?

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No, you, I'm proud of. *ass grab*

The rest of you. These girls may be drunk and slutty. But they're still people. It would be like if one of you were drunk at a bar and I took your credit card and went shopping. Is that all you're good for?
I'm a little high right now, but I would say the amount of financial damage I'm willing to put up with is relative to how good a story I have next day for the guys.

But you know, I'm straight-forward like that.


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No, you, I'm proud of. *ass grab*

The rest of you. These girls may be drunk and slutty. But they're still people. It would be like if one of you were drunk at a bar and I took your credit card and went shopping. Is that all you're good for?
I wasn't talking about picking up a woman that is so drunk she's passed out in her own vomit and taking advantage of her. Which would be similar to you stealing a credit card.

I'm talking about the skanks that have a few drinks, then grind up against every guy in the bar. If a woman is going to do that, then she should expect to be treated like a *****.

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Whoa, the Chezzer gets all "in your face" and stuff... tough week?
yeah....you could say that

 
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I'm a little high right now, but I would say the amount of financial damage I'm willing to put up with is relative to how good a story I have next day for the guys.

But you know, I'm straight-forward like that.
LOL. I like you.

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I wasn't talking about picking up a woman that is so drunk she's passed out in her own vomit and taking advantage of her. Which would be similar to you stealing a credit card.

I'm talking about the skanks that have a few drinks, then grind up against every guy in the bar. If a woman is going to do that, then she should be expected to be treated like a *****.
One of these days I'ma round up these girls and show them a video of themselves.

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Lang Tang. Hahaha. I get it now.

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No, you, I'm proud of. *ass grab*

The rest of you. These girls may be drunk and slutty. But they're still people. It would be like if one of you were drunk at a bar and I took your credit card and went shopping. Is that all you're good for?
And what I'm saying is that WTK is friends with these girls.... They let him fondle them and grinded up on him and **** last night in the bar, and today they talked to him about it.

Seems like they may be trying to get a little action or they are big teases who are ****ing with his head.

He may not want them as g/fs but nothing wrong with practicing for down the road when he finds a girl he wants as a g/f.

Nothing wrong with a ******* buddy as long as you both are clear from the start that its not a real relationship and all about sex. Both sides are clear with what they want from the start.

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One of these days I'ma round up these girls and show them a video of themselves.
I wish you would "A", because it's sad that some woman actually feel so low about themselves. That they feel the need to throw themselves on guys. As their only way to get these guys to like them.

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I wish you would "A", because it's sad that some woman actually feel so low about themselves. That they feel the need to throw themselves on guys. As their only way to get these guys to like them.
I know. I mean really. If you have low self-esteem lock yourself away and gain 50lbs. It's much healthier in the long run

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Nothing wrong with a ******* buddy as long as you both are clear from the start that its not a real relationship and all about sex.
And that's what you have to be careful about, because girls- especially those younger than 22 or so- are more likely to think that a guy who takes you home likes you and wants a relationship, whereas the guy's just thinking ZOMG I'm gonna get laid!!11!!1!!

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I know. I mean really. If you have low self-esteem lock yourself away and gain 50lbs. It's much healthier in the long run
lol...sounds like something I want to do right now. If only I could find a big enough bag of Oreos.

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And that's what you have to be careful about, because girls- especially those younger than 22 or so- are more likely to think that a guy who takes you home likes you and wants a relationship, whereas the guy's just thinking ZOMG I'm gonna get laid!!11!!1!!
I miss those days

 
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And that's what you have to be careful about, because girls- especially those younger than 22 or so- are more likely to think that a guy who takes you home likes you and wants a relationship, whereas the guy's just thinking ZOMG I'm gonna get laid!!11!!1!!
No but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to pick out the slutty girls. From the innocent girls that might have had a few drinks and gotten a little wild.

The slutty ones are looking to get laid. While the innocent girl is looking for a relationship.

For example, if I were to see you in a bar and you were being wild. My first thought would be "Oh, she's an innocent one".

No actually my first thought would be "Wow...she must have some great fake ID"

Sorry, this thread was becoming way too serious.

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lol...I can't believe I didn't think of that.

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