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02-20-2008, 02:51 PM
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29. Whenever the puck is in the defensive zone of the home team, you should constantly clap your hands (in unison) chanting "Defense".

Ex. *Clap* *clap* De-fense! - *Clap* *clap* De-fense!

This will make our viewers from the US feel more comfortable.


30. Never have fun at a hockey game. Ever.
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wow , this is the most hilarious thing ive read in a while
good job

CLAP CLAP DEFENSE CLAP CLAP

ahahahah

americans know nothing about hockey

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02-20-2008, 03:12 PM
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31 - You should never look at those Molson Ex Chick in the Molson Ex Zone with some envie

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02-20-2008, 03:16 PM
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Young lady, what were you doing in my closet ?
Um... rescuing Clover?

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Check out my profile Or do I get an exemption for my lineage? I'm Quebecoise on my mom's side.

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31 - You should never look at those Molson Ex Chick in the Molson Ex Zone with some envie

32- Always have magazine, jacket or empty pop corn container in front of crotchal region when getting up after having stared at chicks in Molson Ex Zone...

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Um... rescuing Clover?



Check out my profile Or do I get an exemption for my lineage? I'm Quebecoise on my mom's side.
You get a full exemption...... We love our American Hab Fans!!!


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02-20-2008, 03:20 PM
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02-20-2008, 03:23 PM
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i say piss on everyone..

drink beer, yell, chant and scream.
and when beating the bruins, taunt their fans

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02-20-2008, 03:56 PM
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The tie can be loosened at intermissions if it's a Full Windsor knot. Half-Windsors must wait till the end of the game. Exceptions made for partying in at Molson Ex Zone, if said tie is worn around the head.

Smoking jacket should be worn in smoking area (is there such a thing these days?), again during intermissions, and checked prior to regaining one's place. Single malt scotch brought back to one's seat should be taken without water or ice. Preferably from Isle of Skye or Islay.

Octopus-throwing should be delegated to people from Michigan. Top hat or bowler can be lobbed to the ice, underhanded, in the event of a hat-trick.

Poutine is to be ingested only after having signed a consent form, contingent on permission from vascular specialist.

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02-20-2008, 04:12 PM
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33) Never come to HFBoards if you actually have something constructive or reasonable, or even close to those, to talk about.

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02-20-2008, 04:19 PM
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And as we learned last night. Do not throw babies on the ice when you disagree with a call. It will only result in people calling your fan base classless.

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5. Always congratulate the Bruins on their moral victories
LMFAO!!!!

And we all know they've had lots of them!!!! Yeah Moral Victories!!

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6. No singing or chanting of any kind. Such behaviour is offensive to fans of other teams and considered tacky and rude. Proper etiquette is to refrain from all but the most generic chants, such as "Let's go Team!" and "Go Team go!".
Chanting Go Team Go should be reserved for intermissions or commercial breaks and always started in a neutral manner giving no preference to the specific team.

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Young lady, what were you doing in my closet ?
I.. err... Mcphee, you wanna take that comment back?

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The tie can be loosened at intermissions if it's a Full Windsor knot. Half-Windsors must wait till the end of the game. Exceptions made for partying in at Molson Ex Zone, if said tie is worn around the head.

Octopus-throwing should be delegated to people from Michigan. Top hat or bowler can be lobbed to the ice, underhanded, in the event of a hat-trick.

Poutine is to be ingested only after having signed a consent form, contingent on permission from vascular specialist.
Brilliant

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02-20-2008, 04:45 PM
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34. If you would like to start a chant during gameplay, you must ask the usher for a microphone and announce what chant you would like to start. Then, the crowd will vote, using the hand-raise method, to decide whether or not the chant request will pass. if it does, the chant will begin. If not, game-watching will continue as it was previously.

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02-20-2008, 06:26 PM
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what is on your avatar?
Well I had that idea, since in French, Kostitsyn sounds a lot like "Grosses tétinnes", which could mean, big n*pples, as seen by the other poster who goes around with an avatar displaying a big pair of t*ts with the name Sergei on the right one and Andrei on the left one.

And on my avatar...

That's the protagonist (Ed Norton) from the Fight Club movie/novel crying on Big Bob's (Meat Loaf) shoulder at a Test*cular Cancer Support Group. Big Bob, the big moosie, the big cheesebread, was a bodybuilder. Big Bob had b*tch t*ts. Big Bob was a juicer, he got test*cular cancer from all those salad days on Steroid, Dianabol and then the racehorse Steroid, Wistrol.

Bob cries because six month ago, his tes*stcules were removed. Then hormone support therapy. Bob has t*ts because his testosterone ratio is too high. Raise the testosterone level too high, your body ups the estrogen to seek a balance.

Too much estrogen and you get what bodybuilders call b*tch t*ts.

Hence the title of my avatar : Bob had Kostitsyn.



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I.. err... Mcphee, you wanna take that comment back?



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02-20-2008, 06:34 PM
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This thread is gold .

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09-30-2008, 11:12 PM
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35. Do like Leafs fans and read newspapers during the game, that way you won't be annoyed when the other team scores, win/win situation...especially if you have a Photo Police to read.

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Apparently It's also unacceptable to boo Marian Hossa, or the opponants players when in a Shootout.

Finally we have a real hero, we can raise our fat filthy hands in the air and scream "Go Marian Go, Go Marian Go, Go Marian Go".

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09-30-2008, 11:26 PM
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Apparently It's also unacceptable to boo Marian Hossa, or the opponants players when in a Shootout.

Finally we have a real hero, we can raise our fat filthy hands in the air and scream "Go Marian Go, Go Marian Go, Go Marian Go".
Or else we're unclassy.

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Or else we're unclassy.
Suppose we could all show up to the games in business suits, with some Starbucks latte's and a copy of the New Yorker. Oh wait, I confused us with the Air Canada Center.

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Suppose we could all show up to the games in business suits, with some Starbucks latte's and a copy of the New Yorker. Oh wait, I confused us with the Air Canada Center.
We could always park our trailors, BBQ hot dogs outside, check out the ice girls and cheer at offsides.

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09-30-2008, 11:40 PM
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when i heard the crowd booing hossa i started to laugh. only a fan base this rabidly passionate about its team would boo a guy for signing somewhere else. i love it!


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Offer a feet massage to the other teams' fans attending the game in the Bell Center. Buy them some beer.

Boo our own players.

Kissing every opposing player's feet, especially the ones of those who have refused an offer from the Canadiens.

Become EMO.

Starting threads to manifest your disagreement towards the Habs fans booing players from other teams.


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09-30-2008, 11:58 PM
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5. Always congratulate the Bruins on their moral victories

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Lecture the Habs players from behind the glass when he is in the penalty box and explain the multitude of reasons on why he belongs in there and at which level he should be ashamed of himself.

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Under no circumstances should you make fun of Chara's height, Milan Lucic's crossdressing or Sidney's crying.
Remember, Chara is normal-sized, Lucy never wore his mother's dresses and pumps, and Cindy can go **** himself-I mean, Sidney just has allergies.

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