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10-01-2008, 03:37 PM
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What a crappy job by the way. That's the reason I would never sign up for mod duties. GDTs are bad enough to read without having to deal with all that crap.
Well I've never been a mod through a full GDT, so I really don't know how bad it's going to be tonight.

It's actually not a bad thing being a mod. I still get to read and comment on posts as much as I want. Plus I have this nice little delete feature that allows me to eliminate the crappy ignorant posts.

Plus I can edit other people's posts and add smart ass comments once in awhile.

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10-01-2008, 03:42 PM
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You're way too nice to be a mod H... seriously...

Ya gotta be a little mean and edgy dude!
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10-01-2008, 03:44 PM
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You're way too nice to be a mod H... seriously...

Ya gotta be a little mean and edgy dude!
I might be nice to my fellow Hab fans. But I pity the Bruin Trolls that want to come test me.

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10-01-2008, 03:45 PM
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Plus I can edit other people's posts and add smart ass comments once in awhile.
You seem to be confusing me with the dog.

I would spend way too much time deleting everyone's posts in an Atlantic division game or a game versus a Canadian team. It would lead me to lose more hair than I've already done.

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Well, that was incredibly unproductive.... He asked me all sorts of questions, then had me lay on the table... He was feeling my ribs, and he says "I'm feeling your breasts, I mean, BELOW your breasts for rib fractures. I wasn't actually feeling your breasts." It took all I had not to laugh.

ANYWAYS, the results were inconclusive, so I had blood drawn for tests and I have to have an abdominal ultrasound at 6:45 tomorrow morning.

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10-01-2008, 03:51 PM
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I'm surprized Ozy hasn't responded yet. He probably hasn't picked his jaw off the ground yet after you talking about laying on the table and having your breasts touched.

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Well, that was incredibly unproductive.... He asked me all sorts of questions, then had me lay on the table... He was feeling my ribs, and he says "I'm feeling your breasts, I mean, BELOW your breasts for rib fractures. I wasn't actually feeling your breasts." It took all I had not to laugh.

ANYWAYS, the results were inconclusive, so I had blood drawn for tests and I have to have an abdominal ultrasound at 6:45 tomorrow morning.
Lucky bostard.

6:45... guess we'll both go to sleep after talking on MSN tonight.

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I'm surprized Ozy hasn't responded yet. He probably hasn't picked his jaw off the ground yet after you talking about laying on the table and having your breasts touched.
LOL... at the same time...

I was answering a client.

And it takes much more than that to have my jaw drop... maybe if she sent some picks...


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10-01-2008, 03:52 PM
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Well, that was incredibly unproductive.... He asked me all sorts of questions, then had me lay on the table... He was feeling my ribs, and he says "I'm feeling your breasts, I mean, BELOW your breasts for rib fractures. I wasn't actually feeling your breasts." It took all I had not to laugh.

ANYWAYS, the results were inconclusive, so I had blood drawn for tests and I have to have an abdominal ultrasound at 6:45 tomorrow morning.
Man if I was a doctor I'd touch so much boob.

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He kept poking me in the stomach and asking if it hurt. They asked me four times if it was possible that I would be pregnant.... And it didn't help that I don't have a fever or any other weird symptoms, but I haven't eaten for 48 hours! They don't know what is wrong with me... Sometimes it hurts incredibly bad, and other times it's almost non-existent.... I just feel dumb because I went to the doctor because my stomach hurts.....

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Sometimes, I think you're the puppet master of us all.

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Man if I was a doctor I'd touch so much boob.
What's stopping you from opening a clinic?

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He kept poking me in the stomach and asking if it hurt. They asked me four times if it was possible that I would be pregnant.... And it didn't help that I don't have a fever or any other weird symptoms, but I haven't eaten for 48 hours! They don't know what is wrong with me... Sometimes it hurts incredibly bad, and other times it's almost non-existent.... I just feel dumb because I went to the doctor because my stomach hurts.....
Did you tell him, "Of course it hurts! You're poking me in the stomach!" ?
That's the first thing that would come to my mind.

And doctors always ask if it's possible you could be pregnant. I've been to enough appointments with my wife to know that's one of the first questions they always ask.

Doc, I think I'm going blind.
Do you think you might be pregnant?

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OK, I'm going again. I need to lay down in the fetal position and sleep...

Ozy, I am not going into work tonight. I'll talk to you whenever....

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10-01-2008, 03:59 PM
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I do like puppets. What's not to like? You put your hand up someone's ass and put words in their mouth. Wait, that's not me.

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He kept poking me in the stomach and asking if it hurt. They asked me four times if it was possible that I would be pregnant.... And it didn't help that I don't have a fever or any other weird symptoms, but I haven't eaten for 48 hours! They don't know what is wrong with me... Sometimes it hurts incredibly bad, and other times it's almost non-existent.... I just feel dumb because I went to the doctor because my stomach hurts.....
Oh boy, I hope for you that you don't have crohn's disease... it usually starts between the age of 10 to 25. Did you faint recently? Have you lived through stressful times lately? I'm just saying, my overseas GF has that, and your symptoms sound an awful lot like the ones she had when it started. You should ask your doctor about testing you for that.

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You guys ever hear the joke about the guy going to the doctor and telling him that it hurts when he touches there and it hurts when he touches here and the doctor taking xrays and the guy asking the doctor if he knows what's wrong and the doctor saying yeah your finger is broken?

That's a good joke I find.

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Oh boy, I hope for you that you don't have crohn's disease... it usually starts between the age of 10 to 25. Did you faint recently? Have you lived through stressful times lately? I'm just saying, my overseas GF has that, and your symptoms sound an awful lot like the ones she had when it started. You should ask your doctor about testing you for that.
Overseas GF?
That sounds cool?
So how many hoes in how many area codes?

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That was awesome.
I have a couple great answers that she was probably prohibited from printing.
I'm kind of glad they didn't print the Mecca thing. I probably would have been on Osama's list. "Our enemies include, the US, the UK, Canada...and Sean".

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That sounds cool?
So how many hoes in how many area codes?
Just one, and she's no hoe. We're kinda on and off for reasons too long to elaborate on.

It sounds cool, but I'd much prefer she'd be here with me.

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That sounds cool?
So how many hoes in how many area codes?
It's all those mail order brides from Russia and the Phillipines.

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I'm kind of glad they didn't print the Mecca thing. I probably would have been on Osama's list. "Our enemies include, the US, the UK, Canada...and Sean".

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Plus I can edit other people's posts and add smart ass comments once in awhile.
You know you are not actually allowed to do that right??

I just kinda do sometimes in this thread cause its funny....

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It's all those mail order brides from Russia and the Phillipines.
That's actually H10H... he got his in a Russian Superstore, a brides superstore.

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You know you are not actually allowed to do that right??

I just kinda do sometimes in this thread cause its funny....
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