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10-03-2008, 12:37 AM
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When, after having consumed your soft drink or perrier, you require to relax the tension in your bladder muscles, please follow these guidelines on male restroom etiquette.


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35. Do like Leafs fans and read newspapers during the game, that way you won't be annoyed when the other team scores, win/win situation...especially if you have a Photo Police to read.
LOL! Are those still around?!?

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10-14-2008, 03:29 PM
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Can we not boo Ryder please? What did he ever do to us, he gave it his all had 3 great seasons. The team never had any faith in him and when he finally struggled they got rid of him.

He has never said any ill words against the Habs, which is pretty impressive with they way he was treated last year.

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10-14-2008, 03:51 PM
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Can we not boo Ryder please? What did he ever do to us, he gave it his all had 3 great seasons. The team never had any faith in him and when he finally struggled they got rid of him.

He has never said any ill words against the Habs, which is pretty impressive with they way he was treated last year.
Go QQ. For most of us it's just a game we want to have fun with, however that may be. For the record I would have given him another chance. But what ever... Ef that and loosen up is all i got to say.

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10-14-2008, 04:16 PM
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Go QQ. For most of us it's just a game we want to have fun with, however that may be. For the record I would have given him another chance. But what ever... Ef that and loosen up is all i got to say.
Not sure what QQ means, but i'm all for having fun. Its just there are wayyy more deserving bruins to get boo'ed.

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10-14-2008, 04:30 PM
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Rule #1338: If you are about to splash a Flyers player in the penalty box with your beer, make sure he is not allergic to starch beforehand.

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What? Is this a tutorial on how to be a sens fan?
I'll have you know that we refer to ourselves collectively as "hockey diplomats" and not "Senators fans".

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I'll have you know that we refer to ourselves collectively as "hockey diplomats" and not "Senators fans".
That explains the snoring.

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That explains the snoring.
You ever have your spouse visibly angry about snoring ? Like you made a conscious choice to annoy them while you were sleeping ?

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You ever have your spouse visibly angry about snoring ? Like you made a conscious choice to annoy them while you were sleeping ?
Yes, my better half has accused me of snoring. She, of course, would never snore. Of course not. I am apparently also the only one who farts in bed.

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Yes, my better half has accused me of snoring. She, of course, would never snore. Of course not. I am apparently also the only one who farts in bed.
You sound like a bitter men...

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10-14-2008, 05:41 PM
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I might have missed some... sorry if these are repetitive:

#1339:
If you boo during a national anthem, make sure you do it because you're booing the opposite team (which is presumably located in the nation corresponding to the anthem) and not for any political reasons. Hockey is fun. Politics is too serious to have an opinion worth making a funny noise about.

#1340:
If by chance you have a player on your team named "Pavel Bure" or "Louie Debrusk" or (any other name with an "ooo" sound in it) please use discretion in choosing the appropriate elements of their fore- or surnames to chant, in order to avoid confusing visiting fans, and most particularly to avoid causing announcers to say "they're not booing, they're ____-ing").

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I'll have you know that we refer to ourselves collectively as "hockey diplomats" and not "Senators fans".
OMG. A Sens fan with a sense of humour!

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Rule #1338: If you are about to splash a Flyers player in the penalty box with your beer, make sure he is not allergic to starch beforehand.
Rule #1338.5: Don't waste your beer on a Flyers player in the sin bin unless someone else paid for it.

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OMG. A Sens fan with a sense of humour!



Rule #1338.5: Don't waste your beer on a Flyers player in the sin bin unless someone else paid for it.
I'm shocked. You must have had a tough day at work or are in the middle of hostage negotiation.

Never insult someone who buys you beer by spilling it on someone, unless said buyer expresses that wish.

I know, we all make mistakes.

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10-14-2008, 11:27 PM
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I'm shocked. You must have had a tough day at work or are in the middle of hostage negotiation.

Never insult someone who buys you beer by spilling it on someone, unless said buyer expresses that wish.

I know, we all make mistakes.
I kinda concur with this, except if it's a Coors Light, since it's not really beer.

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I'm shocked. You must have had a tough day at work or are in the middle of hostage negotiation.

Never insult someone who buys you beer by spilling it on someone, unless said buyer expresses that wish.

I know, we all make mistakes.
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I kinda concur with this, except if it's a Coors Light, since it's not really beer.
Wouldn't know, I'm more of a vodka tonic kind of girl

Hey Spraulie, can I buy you a beer?

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10-15-2008, 12:02 AM
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Wouldn't know, I'm more of a vodka tonic kind of girl

Hey Spraulie, can I buy you a beer?
Sure, who am I supposed to spill it on ?

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Sure, who am I supposed to spill it on ?
So this is how these Beaker Lil Winger threads get started.

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Not sure what QQ means, but i'm all for having fun. Its just there are wayyy more deserving bruins to get boo'ed.
Explanation on QQ.

QQing, or as most used, "QQ n00b", is an internet d00dtalk expression that has it's roots in Warcraft 3. To quit a game, the hotkey is Alt+Q - Q. So, when somebody was losing and throwing the generic 13 year old loser tantrum, the correct answer was "QQ n00b".

Sadly, this noble use was tainted by players for World of Warcraft, who have destroyed the meaning from an high quality and classy GTFO to a simple "go whine somewhere else". QQing, now, has, for these idiots, the same meaning as whining endlessly.

The actual internet d00dtalk message for this is T_T, which is the actual "eyes crying" smilie.

So, you can say that not only did the guy said something stupid as you weren't exactly whining, but he also doesn't even know what he's saying and trying to look cool.

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10-15-2008, 04:42 AM
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Explanation on QQ.

QQing, or as most used, "QQ n00b", is an internet d00dtalk expression that has it's roots in Warcraft 3. To quit a game, the hotkey is Alt+Q - Q. So, when somebody was losing and throwing the generic 13 year old loser tantrum, the correct answer was "QQ n00b".

Sadly, this noble use was tainted by players for World of Warcraft, who have destroyed the meaning from an high quality and classy GTFO to a simple "go whine somewhere else". QQing, now, has, for these idiots, the same meaning as whining endlessly.

The actual internet d00dtalk message for this is T_T, which is the actual "eyes crying" smilie.

So, you can say that not only did the guy said something stupid as you weren't exactly whining, but he also doesn't even know what he's saying and trying to look cool.
Well that's a great way to start a convincing argument!

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10-15-2008, 06:43 AM
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So this is how these Beaker Lil Winger threads get started.
Many things get started by a beer. Nevertheless, I already made the Spree-Harry thread, I can't betray him now.

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Explanation on QQ.

QQing, or as most used, "QQ n00b", is an internet d00dtalk expression that has it's roots in Warcraft 3. To quit a game, the hotkey is Alt+Q - Q. So, when somebody was losing and throwing the generic 13 year old loser tantrum, the correct answer was "QQ n00b".

Sadly, this noble use was tainted by players for World of Warcraft, who have destroyed the meaning from an high quality and classy GTFO to a simple "go whine somewhere else". QQing, now, has, for these idiots, the same meaning as whining endlessly.

The actual internet d00dtalk message for this is T_T, which is the actual "eyes crying" smilie.

So, you can say that not only did the guy said something stupid as you weren't exactly whining, but he also doesn't even know what he's saying and trying to look cool.
For real ? I thought the Qs represent the eyes with tears in the corner.


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