NOV. 15 (vs. Philadelphia) -- ''Chez Paree Appreciation Night,'' a touching ceremony in honour of the distraction (and subsequent losses) this legendary men's club has caused visiting teams for decades. A bronze statue of "Denise", Pare's longest serving stripper, will be unveiled outside the Bell Centre's North Entrance. (You will be able to sit near the statue, but you cannot make any physical contact.)
JAN. 8 (vs. Toronto) - ''Leafs Mathematically Eliminated From Playoff Race Night''* Featuring post-game fireworks and dance party! Live Performance by Mitsou! (Assuming Mitsou can be located.)
(*May be cancelled if Leafs are already mathematically eliminated by January.)
I hope it's a kids' book... I have a five-year-old cousin who's a Bruins fan in need of conversion
Just find all of the games we've beaten the bruins in a row (what is it 12 games in a row? too many for me to remember). And strap that kid to a chair, force him to watch them. Put blue white and red things everywhere. Put the volume to the max. burn the memories into his brain. Muhahaha
Or just make him watch the games with you on some night, the kid will be convinced about our superiority and since kids hate to lose. He'll eventually come over to our side.
FEB. 24 (vs. Vancouver) -- MacDonald's begins giving out Limited Edition ''Guys George Laroque has Pummeled'' figurines with Happy Meals. Riley Cote, Brian McGratton, Brad May, they're all there! The ''Bloodied Derek Boogaard'' proves to be a favourite with the kids.
I liked this one the most except for the fact that he misspelled "Laraque" and therefore insulted him. Maybe McDonalds will come out with the James Duthie figurine after Big George is done with him.