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11-06-2008, 04:38 PM
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lol, well that was original

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11-06-2008, 04:39 PM
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LW told me i was lighting her on fire in Montreal...

but i didn't smell any burning plastic

Was i doing it wrong?
Psst... honey... when it's a real live woman, you're not supposed to smell burning plastic.

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LW told me i was lighting her on fire in Montreal...

but i didn't smell any burning plastic

Was i doing it wrong?
Did you guys use protection?

When you do it well, it can give out a smell of burned plastic.

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11-06-2008, 04:48 PM
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Psst... honey... when it's a real live woman, you're not supposed to smell burning plastic.
Oh okay... love you

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Did you guys use protection?

When you do it well, it can give out a smell of burned plastic.
C'mon man... some of the details of our personal lives need to stay between the two of us.

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11-06-2008, 04:50 PM
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Oh okay... love you
Love you too

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C'mon man... some of the details of our personal lives need to stay between the two of us.
I always wondered what kind of a question it would take to get you to say that...

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11-06-2008, 04:52 PM
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C'mon man... some of the details of our personal lives need to stay between the two of us.
lol, noted. I was just trying to explain the burnt plastic smell.

Don't tell us if you use a gun for protection. Fine.

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Psst... honey... when it's a real live woman, you're not supposed to smell burning plastic.
sounds like something we'd tel Afino....

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11-06-2008, 05:47 PM
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sounds like something we'd tel Afino....
Afino Counter: -... where is it these days?

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11-06-2008, 06:05 PM
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Afino Counter: -... where is it these days?
last i checked it had hit 6 digits

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11-06-2008, 06:25 PM
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last i checked it had hit 6 digits
LOL... poor Afino.

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11-06-2008, 06:37 PM
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Well considering you're always walking around in a bra and panties. That's probably a good idea, so that you don't catch a cold.
Pshaw. Only in the evenings or when I am home alone. I actually bought a really pretty dress for the wedding I am going to on Sunday. My bank account HATES me!

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E-married to the thread's resident pup.

In real life she's dating / trying to convert a Sidney Crybaby fan named

If you are not going to keep up with the goings on of this thread and its posters, we might have to revoke your membership.
Hey now. I have a legit excuse.

In the spirit of things... Oz and I just got HF married! H, we would like you to be our witness. Russ, he asks that you be his best man... LW, Ana, want to be co-Maids of Honor??


*cue the wedding march*


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11-06-2008, 09:07 PM
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Would someone be kind enough to translate "gold rush" into Français for me? Please and thank you.

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11-06-2008, 09:08 PM
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I just got this commercial sent to me from a friend... its funny..


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11-06-2008, 09:25 PM
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In the spirit of things... Oz and I just got HF married! H, we would like you to be our witness. Russ, he asks that you be his best man... LW, Ana, want to be co-Maids of Honor??


*cue the wedding march*
Eh, ahem... Here's my groom's speech to you E :

Well, it seems just like yesterday when I met E on this very thread... she talked about her boobs and other meaningful stuff, altho I can only remember about the former. And even tho she was a Wings fan and I, a hardcore Habs fan, everything else just seemed to click. She relished in my cockiness and I in her seeming attraction to sex music. It was a match made in heav.. oh wait... a match made in HF board. I remember how she got all excited when I tried to lay it on her with all those sexual puns related to cars, and how I introduced her to the lively characters of this beautiful thread, the dancing banana, the pink elephant, the old geezer and his goat, the drunken dwarf uncle, the two midgets hotty, that drunken acadian on his rooftop and all the rest. I wanna take this occasion to thank Fido, whom without, E and I would never have met. It was a competition at first, but one that I'm sure Fido didn't have any hard feelings to lose.

Now, I'm off to consume our virtual wedding with some virtual pooning!! Yippie-kay-hay MOFO!!

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11-06-2008, 09:34 PM
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Would someone be kind enough to translate "gold rush" into Français for me? Please and thank you.
The only thing I could find was "ruee vers l'or." You'll need one of AD, Fido or IC to confirm. French is only my third language.

Fido: If she wants to wear her grandmother's ring for the engagement, you must get her some other sort of diamond as well. A different ring or a pair of earrings, or a diamond-encrusted big-screen TV.

Russ: If you don't mind sharing me, of course I will marry you.

Big #D: I miss you

The rest of you, feast your eyes on the GTFO-free genius of Kibbles N' Bits:



As far as I know, that's not an infraction, that's just a fact.

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11-06-2008, 09:48 PM
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I go away for a few hours and I miss an E-wedding and an E-wedding proposal.

H10H

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I go away for a few hours and I miss an E-wedding and an E-wedding proposal.

H10H
Well... we were waiting for you to officialize it so you can be the witness.

We always need a drunken uncle at a wedding!

Cheers Pops!!

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11-06-2008, 09:53 PM
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I'm only here for the open e-bar.

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11-06-2008, 09:55 PM
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I'm only here for the open e-bar.
Yeah, me too.

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11-06-2008, 09:56 PM
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Well... we were waiting for you to officialize it so you can be the witness.

We always need a drunken uncle at a wedding!

Cheers Pops!!
lol...I'm honoured Oz....*puts glasses on scribbles names on paper* Ok it's been witnessed...better late than never.

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Like, ZOMGZ, Mike Komisarek is like, so HAWT.

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Yeah, me too.
Well, truthfully, I only wanted this so I could flirt with the maids of honor and the female guests.

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Like, ZOMGZ, Mike Komisarek is like, so HAWT.



Sorry, I just wanted to use this lol

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Well, truthfully, I only wanted this so I could flirt with the maids of honor and the female guests.
Ahhhh....true E-love...does it get any better than this?

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just got home from my tournament.

we lose 1-0...outshot them 34-12 and missed 4 wide opne nets.

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Well, truthfully, I only wanted this so I could flirt with the maids of honor and the female guests.
You are so on the e-couch tonight.

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