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07-09-2004, 03:52 PM
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Rumour that some big important source told me!

So, this morning, I went to the office of one of my contacts. He promptly had security throw me out of the building. Being a rather stubborn human being, I returned and demanded to know what priviledged information he knew about the habs. He told me that he didn't know anything so I took out my hunting rifle and aimed it at him. "If you don't tell me what is happening in the NHL, I will blow up your brain", I said.

"Oh well, then, I heard that the Montreal Canadiens are planning on signing a hippopotamus to play as a left winger". he replied.

"Cool!", I said and left.

So there you have it, the habs are gonna sign a hippopotamus to a rookie contract and make him play on the top line. You heard it here first!

BTW, I said the source was big and important because he must have weighed over 300 pounds and he was the president of some company who's name I don't know.

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So, this morning, I went to the office of one of my contacts. He promptly had security throw me out of the building. Being a rather stubborn human being, I returned and demanded to know what priviledged information he knew about the habs. He told me that he didn't know anything so I took out my hunting rifle and aimed it at him. "If you don't tell me what is happening in the NHL, I will blow up your brain", I said.

"Oh well, then, I heard that the Montreal Canadiens are planning on signing a hippopotamus to play as a left winger". he replied.

"Cool!", I said and left.

So there you have it, the habs are gonna sign a hippopotamus to a rookie contract and make him play on the top line. You heard it here first!

BTW, I said the source was big and important because he must have weighed over 300 pounds and he was the president of some company who's name I don't know.

LOL!

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So there you have it, the habs are gonna sign a hippopotamus to a rookie contract and make him play on the top line. You heard it here first!
Let's hope he's hungry for the puck.

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Let's hope he's hungry for the puck.
Not too hungry though i hope, hes already the size of a damn hippy damnit!

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Not too hungry though i hope, hes already the size of a damn hippy damnit!

ooops, i mean hippo, NOT hippy, LOL!

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I say we Tie him up on nets

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Originally Posted by Kerberos
So, this morning, I went to the office of one of my contacts. He promptly had security throw me out of the building. Being a rather stubborn human being, I returned and demanded to know what priviledged information he knew about the habs. He told me that he didn't know anything so I took out my hunting rifle and aimed it at him. "If you don't tell me what is happening in the NHL, I will blow up your brain", I said.

"Oh well, then, I heard that the Montreal Canadiens are planning on signing a hippopotamus to play as a left winger". he replied.

"Cool!", I said and left.

So there you have it, the habs are gonna sign a hippopotamus to a rookie contract and make him play on the top line. You heard it here first!

BTW, I said the source was big and important because he must have weighed over 300 pounds and he was the president of some company who's name I don't know.
:lol why not put him in the net I am sure he gonnna a better then Theo or Huet YEAH we can sign him cheap

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:lol why not put him in the net I am sure he gonnna a better then Theo or Huet YEAH we can sign him cheap
Stick his head in the net and let his big flubber behind do the work (excellent rebound control)

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A hungry-hungry-hippo on the LW? I get the feeling he may be a hog.


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So, this morning, I went to the office of one of my contacts. He promptly had security throw me out of the building. Being a rather stubborn human being, I returned and demanded to know what priviledged information he knew about the habs. He told me that he didn't know anything so I took out my hunting rifle and aimed it at him. "If you don't tell me what is happening in the NHL, I will blow up your brain", I said.

Forget the humongous hockey hog, let's sign Kerberos as a left-winger!

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I think Kerberos has been dabbling in the harder drugs such as Jolt and Mountain Dew. Not the Mountain Dew from Canada, the more potent stuff in the States.

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