my real name is Leif, and my mom would always answer the phone when i wasn't there with "Leifey isn't home right now." needless to say, i got a lot of crap about it from my friends, but i kind of adopted it in defiance.
TURKINAA was/is my first aim name, stolen from Robotech/Battletech. Giant mech for Jade Falcon (http://ppc.warhawkenterprises.com/mechbay/turkina.html). I keep using it because it's easy for me to remember and usually always available as a username.
I was drunk at a bar one night and started tying napkins around my head, kind of like Rambo's red sash. So my friends took it upon themselves to start calling me Kambo, just replacing it with a K for my name, and its stuck ever since.
I was drunk at a bar one night and started tying napkins around my head, kind of like Rambo's red sash. So my friends took it upon themselves to start calling me Kambo, just replacing it with a K for my name, and its stuck ever since.
Hilarious!!!
All you need is a bow and arrow, with exploding arrows.
All you need is a bow and arrow, with exploding arrows.
Believe it or not, I made a costume out of it last year for Halloween, and went out and got one those big, plastic Rambo looking knives, and of course an actual red sash. I topped it off with camo pants, a Rambo shirt I ordered off-line, one of those plastic bullet belts, and since I like to do the Rocky when I'm drunk as well and run around to 'Gonna Fly Now,' I ordered a Rocky robe for overtop. However, on the Rocky shirt and robe I taped over the R and put a K, and instead of Italian Stallion on the back of the robe, I taped Drunk Stallion.
Believe it or not, I made a costume out of it last year for Halloween, and went out and got one those big, plastic Rambo looking knives, and of course an actual red sash. I topped it off with camo pants, a Rambo shirt I ordered off-line, one of those plastic bullet belts, and since I like to do the Rocky when I'm drunk as well and run around to 'Gonna Fly Now,' I ordered a Rocky robe for overtop. However, on the Rocky shirt and robe I taped over the R and put a K, and instead of Italian Stallion on the back of the robe, I taped Drunk Stallion.
Kambo, thats awesome.
I was Clark Kent this year, with a superman t-shirt under a button up that was half unbuttoned, I posed for pictures with me looking like I am ripping the shirt off, it was cool.
Last year I was a giant mug of beer. I had a gf then, she was a beer wench, like you see at Oktoberfest. It was nice.
The year before I was Gilligan, hilarious considering I'm 6'6. I got a lot of compliments.
The year before that, when I was a freshman, I was a 6'6 Pimp in a purple outfit.
It was awesome.
Awesome.
Slutty looking girls came up to me just for photo ops.
dont think there is any explanation with my name is needed.
I used to be ClarkeMustGoDotCom taken from an actual website that was started awhile back around the time I started here. then it was ClarkeIsGoneDotCom after Clarke was "fired".
When I had the Clarke name there was some posters over on the Kings board who thought it was in referance to Noah Clarke a former Kings prospect.
Well Pycckuu is Pikachu and Rocket is, you guess it, a Rocket. But seriously I explain myself every time, which doesnt bother me in the least.
I am Russian. Not a hundred percent. Both my parents were born there, I was born here, but I consider myself 100%. Anyways, I do not have a keyboard that has the Cyrillic alphabet, which is the alphabet that Russia uses, so I tried my best to use the English letters to spell Pycckuu, and it worked out pretty well because that is the way you are supposed to spell it with the exact letters and everything. So I made mine mirror my idol. Pavel Bure. Pycckuu is pronounced "Rooski" which means "Russian" in Russian. Therefore, you get
PycckuuRocket10 meaning RussianRocket10 which was Pavel Bure with his number.
But dont worry, everyone can keep calling me Pikachu. I dont mind. I kinda like it. And that started on XBOX 360 when Irish would constantly call me that. So its all good.
Well Pycckuu is Pikachu and Rocket is, you guess it, a Rocket. But seriously I explain myself every time, which doesnt bother me in the least.
I am Russian. Not a hundred percent. Both my parents were born there, I was born here, but I consider myself 100%. Anyways, I do not have a keyboard that has the Cyrillic alphabet, which is the alphabet that Russia uses, so I tried my best to use the English letters to spell Pycckuu, and it worked out pretty well because that is the way you are supposed to spell it with the exact letters and everything. So I made mine mirror my idol. Pavel Bure. Pycckuu is pronounced "Rooski" which means "Russian" in Russian. Therefore, you get
PycckuuRocket10 meaning RussianRocket10 which was Pavel Bure with his number.
But dont worry, everyone can keep calling me Pikachu. I dont mind. I kinda like it. And that started on XBOX 360 when Irish would constantly call me that. So its all good.
Havent tried yet. Will try tonight. Yesterday I woke up at 8. Played hockey from 9-11. Went to work from 12-4. Came home to see my friend who came from NY. Then we went to the game. After that, came home, then took him to the bus station. Came home and slept. I will try to fix it tonight.
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