"My servant, Tomas Plekanec, is suffering because of you, Alexei. He's waiting by the side of the net like a dog for his dinner at least twice a game while you ignore him and shoot at someone's leg instead. And young Andrei Kostitsyn, on whom I have bestowed a cannon for a shot, taps his stick like a woodpecker, and you pretend you think it's Morse Code for "keep dangling." PASS, Alexei."
I havn't laughed at an article in a long time. This made me smile rofl
"How's that been working out for you, Alexei? Because I notice you've been ignoring My Ten Hockey Commandments. Most importantly, number three: Thou shalt not hog the puck."
