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12-16-2008, 04:18 PM
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Oh my ****ing god. So my manager moved me into another cubicle about 2 weeks ago, and I have officially gone insane over here. It was bad in the beginning mostly because the wall seperating my desk and the other *****es desk in back of me is a half wall, so she sits there and looks over my shoulder the entire time. Then it doubled because she thinks that by me moving here (which I didn't even have a choice), that I'm now her little secretary, and I'm nothing of the sort.
Well she's out today, so thank god, but the last thing that is doing me in now is the maintenance secretary that sits on the side of my desk. She constantly sits there and chews ice, ALL DAY, EVERYDAY. She sounds like a ****ing pig because she doesn't know how to chew with her mouth closed. It's just one of those things that seriously makes my blood run cold everytime I hear it, so I sit here and cringe all day long. It's getting to the point where I can't stand being back here anymore. I'm about to ****ing flip because my patience is wearing thin, and I don't know how to ask her to stop without sounding like a total *****. Somebody help me!

And to top it all off, I had to take just about all of my Flyers posters down because I don't have the wall space over here.
I lived beside a cow like that at work for about a year. An Ipod is your friend. It's the only way I was able to make it without killing the porker or losing my mind.

Alternatively, you could mention to her that most people who chew ice have an iron deficiency, and perhaps she should get it checked. It sounds wonky, but it's true.

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12-16-2008, 04:21 PM
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Taint the ice cubes with urine . . . that'll stop her.

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12-16-2008, 04:21 PM
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Here's an interesting interview with Jaromir Jagr. There's a few good quotes, plus he defends Sean Avery.... only to make it clear that he doesn't want Avery anywhere near Omsk.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puc...aining-content

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12-16-2008, 04:25 PM
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Well as a 23 year old girl, for me just about any guy younger or older up until about the late 20's who are looking to finally settle, all I get are guys who just want to bang. It's like "Oh hi, what's your name?" Blah blah blah..... "Oh that's cool. Want to bang?" And I'm just standing there like "Seriously guy? I just met you, and now you're all like "Hey! Get in my pants!""
I ****ing hate this **** haha. I swear all the good ones are taken.
So f-ing true! Can't tell you how many times I've heard "I want to be on you" in the past couple weeks. I attract the creepers. Being 21 is fun though, even if it is impossible to go out without being harassed lol. The free booze is worth it yeAaaahhhh

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Alternatively, you could mention to her that most people who chew ice have an iron deficiency, and perhaps she should get it checked. It sounds wonky, but it's true.
Dang is that really true? I chew ice all the time when I'm watching hockey or soccer (not in public).

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12-16-2008, 04:35 PM
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So f-ing true! Can't tell you how many times I've heard "I want to be on you" in the past couple weeks. I attract the creepers. Being 21 is fun though, even if it is impossible to go out without being harassed lol. The free booze is worth it yeAaaahhhh
It goes both ways. God knows how many times I've heard "You're too close of a friend for me to go any further."

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12-16-2008, 04:41 PM
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It goes both ways. God knows how many times I've heard "You're too close of a friend for me to go any further."
Most irritating line in history.

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12-16-2008, 05:34 PM
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It goes both ways. God knows how many times I've heard "You're too close of a friend for me to go any further."
That's when you respond..."Just the tip baby"

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12-16-2008, 08:22 PM
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Here it is:



Ooooooooohhh...I love these pics you guys post.

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9th Obsequious Banter Thread .... Kambo drools for Flyers players .... nothing new
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Oh HELL NO! Take that back cause I swear if you just went there, you're getting a Kambo roundhouse kick right in the balls muther ****er!
Ha ha...IS87, I love the reason for your editted post.

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That's when you respond..."Just the tip baby"
You're f'd up.....lol.........

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12-16-2008, 09:29 PM
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I lived beside a cow like that at work for about a year. An Ipod is your friend. It's the only way I was able to make it without killing the porker or losing my mind.

Alternatively, you could mention to her that most people who chew ice have an iron deficiency, and perhaps she should get it checked. It sounds wonky, but it's true.
i don't think i've ever seen you speak so bluntly, CG. consequently, it was hilarious.

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12-16-2008, 09:46 PM
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Do you think the NYR will lose tonight.

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I love Jeff's jacket. He's a pretty smartly dressed cat.

Then again, i would be if i was earning $5m a year.

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It goes both ways. God knows how many times I've heard "You're too close of a friend for me to go any further."
"Would it help if i thought you were a total *****?"

Works every time.

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12-16-2008, 09:49 PM
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Marty and Cannon made the NHL Best of the Week (linked for better quality instead of embedded). I have no clue though how the Carter-Carle-Hartnell goal is not in that highlights reel, or Carters deflection, or rather Lupuls shot at his stick.

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12-16-2008, 10:33 PM
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"Would it help if i thought you were a total *****?"

Works every time.
hahahahaha. that's effin great.

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12-16-2008, 10:39 PM
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Do you think the NYR will lose tonight.
I think so. Bet the Ducks on vBookie. They are a strange team right now though, so you never know.

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12-16-2008, 11:41 PM
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Damn, NY won

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Damn, NY won
and i was wrong.

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12-17-2008, 12:35 PM
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Anyone else like this band?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOqXgD5peVI

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Anyone else like this band?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOqXgD5peVI
Absolutely. I own two of their albums and Gargoyles is my favorite song

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12-17-2008, 12:46 PM
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i was thinking the same thing...



tool sucks.


sorry. i generally try to hold back with that kinda thing, but i couldn't this time.
well they arent for everyone.
speaking of bands that suck how can anyone like Nickleback?
That is some of the most overrated crap on the airwaves.

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12-17-2008, 12:51 PM
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Absolutely. I own two of their albums and Gargoyles is my favorite song
Cool! I saw them On Friday the 13th on my 31rst bday here in Ottawa a couple yrs ago......

I just ordered Demons are a Girls best friend. Great effin album!

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12-17-2008, 12:55 PM
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Oh my ****ing god. So my manager moved me into another cubicle about 2 weeks ago, and I have officially gone insane over here. It was bad in the beginning mostly because the wall seperating my desk and the other *****es desk in back of me is a half wall, so she sits there and looks over my shoulder the entire time. Then it doubled because she thinks that by me moving here (which I didn't even have a choice), that I'm now her little secretary, and I'm nothing of the sort.
Well she's out today, so thank god, but the last thing that is doing me in now is the maintenance secretary that sits on the side of my desk. She constantly sits there and chews ice, ALL DAY, EVERYDAY. She sounds like a ****ing pig because she doesn't know how to chew with her mouth closed. It's just one of those things that seriously makes my blood run cold everytime I hear it, so I sit here and cringe all day long. It's getting to the point where I can't stand being back here anymore. I'm about to ****ing flip because my patience is wearing thin, and I don't know how to ask her to stop without sounding like a total *****. Somebody help me!

And to top it all off, I had to take just about all of my Flyers posters down because I don't have the wall space over here.
Its okay..try working in retail right now. People are straight up rude to me. Tis the season.

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12-17-2008, 12:59 PM
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12-17-2008, 01:03 PM
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well they arent for everyone.
speaking of bands that suck how can anyone like Nickleback?
That is some of the most overrated crap on the airwaves.
HAHAHAHAHA.

I'll agree with you on that one. Nickelback's the worst.

edit: someone said this one went fast. i'll say- 9th obsequious banter done in under a month.

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12-17-2008, 01:09 PM
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last post on number 8?

bring on #9

Upshall is SMASH

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