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01-11-2009, 09:22 PM
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My address in Iraq

I leave for Iraq in about a week but I already know what my address will be:

SGT. Carl Hannah
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Hookers and midgets tend to die in transit (I guess they both need food and water... news to me...)

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01-11-2009, 09:25 PM
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I leave for Iraq in about a week but I already know what my address will be:

SGT. Carl Hannah
C Troop 2/104th CAV (RSTA)
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Hookers and midgets tend to die in transit (I guess they both need food and water... news to me...)


THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!!!

Also, they normally don't die as long as you poke holes in the box... They don't actually need food and water... at least not for like 2 weeks. I know. My grandmother was both a midget and a hooker

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good luck over there man, and stay safe. just wanna say, the fact you and everyone else in the military have the bravery to even go over there is honorable.

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I leave for Iraq in about a week but I already know what my address will be:

SGT. Carl Hannah
C Troop 2/104th CAV (RSTA)
UNIT #6260
APO AE 09378

Hookers and midgets tend to die in transit (I guess they both need food and water... news to me...)
are you suggesting that you enjoy midgets being sent to you by post?

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are you suggesting that you enjoy midgets being sent to you by post?
Hell yeah, they are great entertainment.

Valhoun, TY for your service. I'm sending my best wishes for you and all other servicement there. I'll pray for your safety and a quick return. Good luck and we'll try to keep up links to the game broadcasts on the net for you to watch.

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are you suggesting that you enjoy midgets being sent to you by post?
Are you suggesting that midgets by post aren't a good time?

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2 on the way.



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2 on the way.


It's funny how they almost trick you into thinking that they have souls... but then you come to your senses.

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Good luck to you Valhoun. You and the other men have nothing but my utmost respect. You will be in my prayers.

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It's funny how they almost trick you into thinking that they have souls... but then you come to your senses.
Sounds like a lot of women I know!

By the way kick ass in Iraq man. I'll try to send you something. Won't be Flyers related because I'm in Corning, NY, but such is life. Also, my girlfriend does this "Soldier's pals" thing where you're pen pals with a soldier, if you're interested let me know, she loves to write, and you might be able to find out some deep dark secrets about me!

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good luck to you Valhoun.
You have my upmost respect doing what you are doing.
You be safe.

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Ever hear of Bridget the Midget?

Best Midget porn star around.

(not saying im into midget porn)


(but maybe I am, for all you midgets out there)

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Sounds like a lot of women I know!

By the way kick ass in Iraq man. I'll try to send you something. Won't be Flyers related because I'm in Corning, NY, but such is life. Also, my girlfriend does this "Soldier's pals" thing where you're pen pals with a soldier, if you're interested let me know, she loves to write, and you might be able to find out some deep dark secrets about me!
You don't want your girlfriend writing sex-starved soldiers.

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Thanks for sharing your address, Val. My best wishes to you while you are over there kicking butt for the rest of us. Take good care of yourself, you will be missed here, but as I've said before, you are doing the most important job in the world. God Speed.

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01-11-2009, 11:06 PM
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How long is your tour supposed to be? I'll try to send you something interesting...that may or may not involve fornicating midgets. It'll be a surprise.

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Thanks Val, best of luck over there.

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Thanks for your service Valhoun.

While I can't sent you midget hookers, I will miss you on my weekly hooker hunts.

Come back soon.

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How long is your tour supposed to be? I'll try to send you something interesting...that may or may not involve fornicating midgets. It'll be a surprise.
9 months. So it won't be too ******.

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Get the hell outta there.

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One of my best friends (he's in the Marines) is over there right now at Al Asad Airbase, aka Camp Cupcake. He's due to come back sometime in March or April.

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9 months. So it won't be too ******.
Cool, we'll anxiously await your return. Stay safe, my friend.

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It's funny how they almost trick you into thinking that they have souls... but then you come to your senses.
Haha. The tricks they use can be alluring though.


All the best!

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Good luck dude.

Do you ever get to watch any hockey over there?

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