If they all played 82 games at this pace...
The " Slapface " Category

Alex Kovalev is on pace for a 59 points season ( 0.72 ppg)
Thomas Plekanec is on pace for a 34 points season (0.41)
Bouillon is on pace for a 11 points season ( hes currently -1)
Dandenault (gtfo seriously)
Ryan O'Byrne ( let's not go there)
Laraque (Expensive Fighter who doesn't Fight and always injured)
The " Injuries/Slightly disappointing " Category
Komisarek
Chris Higgins
S.Kostitsyn on pace for 44 points.
Roman Hamrlik on pace for 26 points +1
Andrei Kostitsyn is on pace for 52 points (0.63)
Chipchura ( isn't NHL Ready)
Maxwell (isn't NHL Ready)
The " Expected Results " Category
Tanguay is on pace for a 62 points season ( 0.76)
Koivu is on pace for a 63 points season (0.77)
Brisebois is currently on pace for a 24 points season ( +1)
Latendresse is currently on pace for 36 points ( Playing on 2nd, 3rd and 4th lines)
The " Sexy Category "
Robert " 3rd Center " Lang is on pace for a 63 points season ( 0.77)
Begin is on pace for a 22 points season ( His best since 2005)
Kostopoulos is on pace for a 24 points season (His best Career wise)
Lapierre is on pace for 27 points (4th liner)
Josh Georges on pace for 18 points +7
The " OMFG BOB GAINEY ROCK " Category

Andrei Markov is on pace for 64 points ( 0.79) currently tied for 1st for points +11 with an average ice time of 24 minutes per game.
The " Kids are getting better " Category
Pacioretty
D'Agostini
Stewart
Weber
and yes for your information i was awfully bored doing all of this.