SCOTT GOMEZ SHOOT IT LOW I really think that Gomez will stop shooting it straight at the goalie tonight.
-Scott Gomez with a five-hole goal.-
-Markus Naslund with another skate deflection goal.-
-Brandon Dubinsky on the Power Play. Five Hole, after outworking
J-M Liles behind the net.
-Korpikoski heads the puck into the net, but the goal is waved off,
because he kicked it in.
-Zherdev with the empty net goal and two assists.-
-John Tortorella proves that he determined to do what he was hired to do, after he brings fire to the team, literally, after no one says God bless you to Stephen Valiquette.
-Mark Bell shows up stoned.
-Joe Micheletti has a massive scorgasm.
-Milan Hejduk scores for the Avalanche, after Wade Redden fails to stop a two on one and &izzes in his pants, with an amazing shot over Henrik Lundqvists left shoulder, which has never, ever happened before.-
After the FLA game I decided that this would be the last ******* night I wasted my sleep to watch the Rangers blow a game. My hockey team here has a highly decisive match on sunday so I don't want to be overtired....but I'm still thinking of setting the alarm for 1:00 AM...