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Originally Posted by Mac08
Now to answer your question, what would I have Holland do? No clue, that's why I'm not an NHL GM.
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I know what your saying... Thankfully we have Ken Holland and he tends to do alright. I think I will sleep soundly tonight, but I hope they figure the whole back end out before the playoffs.
And here's a joke to lighten our (my) moods...
Wayne Gretzky, Mario Lemieux and Steve Yzerman all die and meet in heaven. God is sitting in his chair and says to Lemieux "Mario what do you believe in?"
"I believe hockey is the greatest thing in the world, and the best sport in history"
To that God says "take the seat to my left, and Steve what do you believe in?"
"I believe bravery is the best"
To that God says "take the seat to my right, and Wayne what do you believe in?"
"I believe you’re sitting in my seat"
[Edit] I found something else I thought was funny... sorry for jacking the thread.
The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart!!!
50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
• New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
• Canadians plant gardens.
40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)
• Californians shiver uncontrollably.
• Canadians Sunbathe.
35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
• Italian Cars won't start
• Canadians drive with the windows down
32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
• Distilled water freezes
• Canadian water get thicker.
0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
• New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
• Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)
• Hollywood disintegrates.
• Canadians rent some videos.
-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
• Mt. St. Helens freezes.
• Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
• Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
• Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
• Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
• Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
• Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
• Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
• Hell freezes over.
• The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.