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03-06-2009, 07:30 AM
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Last night Razor was full of Razorisms

My favorite was in regards to Ribeiro and what he has done against the kings.

"Killing of a Monarch"


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03-06-2009, 11:53 AM
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it's always good when you can bust out regicide

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03-11-2009, 07:19 AM
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Lobo can you sticky this thread?


Maybe not a Razorism but i laughed when he referred to curve on Neal's stick as a Soup ladle.

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03-11-2009, 11:50 AM
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I liked the Thigh master bit when talking about the holding the stick penalty against the blues.

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03-11-2009, 12:18 PM
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Lobo can you sticky this thread?
Eh, we already have a bit too many stickies.

Not like this thread will ever disappear anyways.

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03-11-2009, 12:19 PM
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Eh, we already have a bit too many stickies.

Not like this thread will ever disappear anyways.
Ever been to the Montreal forum?

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03-11-2009, 12:19 PM
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Ever been to the Montreal forum?
We're also like 1/15th the size of the MTL forum.

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03-11-2009, 12:25 PM
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We're also like 1/15th the size of the MTL forum.
Anything Razor needs a sticky

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03-12-2009, 08:44 PM
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"That was about nipple high"

On Morrison's first goal as a Dallas Stars. A deflection in front of the net.


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04-11-2009, 01:11 PM
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Not really a Razorism but perhaps the funniest minute of the season.

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04-11-2009, 01:23 PM
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Not really a Razorism but perhaps the funniest minute of the season.
My favorite R&R moment ever.

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04-13-2009, 09:18 AM
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I really don't think I have ever heard those two giggle quite that much while on the air. Was pretty stinkin funny though.

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I've got one from a Stars/Sharks game last season, where Brad Richards made a short comeback. The referee called Modano for a hook.

"It was a poke, then a yank, then a tug, and ultimately, it was the tug that got him off"

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07-30-2009, 05:04 AM
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Haha! That "wealth of giggles" one is brilliant! "I would have drunk bleach if he hadn't dressed this season..." hahaha

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Razor is awesome in this video

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Razor is the man!

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10-05-2009, 01:29 AM
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I loved it last night when he said Robidas physically inconvenienced Dumont after he KO'd him more or less.

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10-05-2009, 11:55 AM
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I thought the highlight of the night was when he referred to Ribeiro's bag of shootout tricks as as deep as Santa's.

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10-14-2009, 09:58 AM
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Been a while since we've had any Razorisms but there were some entertaining bits from his blog on the Canada trip.
http://blog.dallasstars.com/archives...e_learned.html
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The D-pair of Skrastins and Daley…has been dubbed “Venti Latvian-Mocha”

Robidas…is French for “abuse my face”

the Stars PK is a disasterbocle

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11-03-2009, 05:50 PM
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Razor is simply a genius. The guy can make anyone laugh at any given time.

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"[Turco] made that save on his toes like a dwarf at a urinal"

During the St. Louis game maybe.

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Razor is hilarious! That Steve Ott video made me laugh so hard my intestines bled.

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Amazed this thread has gone on as long as it has without mention of Razor describing a 22OT playoff loss to Vancouver as ... "like a ... rusty ... skate-boot to the testicles."

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"If [Modano] wins this one tonight, in overtime, he'll be the valedictorian of Awesome School."

- Razor on Modano's (potential) last home game.

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in the Minnesota game when Wellman scored the 3-2 goal..

"Tiffany-resistance defending from Dallas"(Niskanen)

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