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03-06-2009, 07:49 AM
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The least they could do is still rock out the "Ya beat your wife Potvin ya beat your wife" :ClapClap: one.

As far as us doing the Rangers Suck chant, I still say the same thing I've been saying for years: The day toolbox Ranger fans stop showing up to our games in Ranger jerseys with Fleury, Lindros, Gretzky, Jagr and so on on the back, especially when the Rangers have a game that night, and triply especially (does that makes sense), when that Ranger game is being played TWO *** TRAIN STOPS AWAY. I'm all for retiring it. Til then, let it roll.
Here's a good one.
Last Sunday at the game againist the Flyers my whole faamily was in section 17 for warmups, as we are every game. As always we spot a family, 50ish father and two kids boy @10 and girl @13, walk in with rangers jerseys on. Well that annoys the crap out of us, as I always say if we are playing the rangers definitley but we are playing the Flyers. If someone to me to a rangers and any other team than the Devils, I'm not gonna wear my Devils Jersey.

My wife, who I will admit has a bit of a mouth on her, goes up to go to the bathroom and they have to pass each other on the steps. She says excuse me can I ask a question. She goes on, we all wonder why ranger fans wear their jerseys here when your not playing here. As the father is trying to talk the daughter keeps trying to interrupt my wife finaly say to the daughter, I'm trying to talk to him. I guess that aggravates the father and he starts getting pissy.

He goes into this whole tirade about how the player on their jersey is their cousin (all three are wearing Fotiu #22 jerseys). My wife says well whatever your reason is, it's disrepectful to us and if you just enjoy coming to games wear something else. Then the best part is the guy turns to my wife and says "if you have that much of a problem with it we can go outside and finish the discussion".

Way to raise your kids JACKASS!

Lucky I wasnt there when all this happened is all I can say. I would have snapped.

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Here's a good one.
Last Sunday at the game againist the Flyers my whole faamily was in section 17 for warmups, as we are every game. As always we spot a family, 50ish father and two kids boy @10 and girl @13, walk in with rangers jerseys on. Well that annoys the crap out of us, as I always say if we are playing the rangers definitley but we are playing the Flyers. If someone to me to a rangers and any other team than the Devils, I'm not gonna wear my Devils Jersey.

My wife, who I will admit has a bit of a mouth on her, goes up to go to the bathroom and they have to pass each other on the steps. She says excuse me can I ask a question. She goes on, we all wonder why ranger fans wear their jerseys here when your not playing here. As the father is trying to talk the daughter keeps trying to interrupt my wife finaly say to the daughter, I'm trying to talk to him. I guess that aggravates the father and he starts getting pissy.

He goes into this whole tirade about how the player on their jersey is their cousin (all three are wearing Fotiu #22 jerseys). My wife says well whatever your reason is, it's disrepectful to us and if you just enjoy coming to games wear something else. Then the best part is the guy turns to my wife and says "if you have that much of a problem with it we can go outside and finish the discussion".

Way to raise your kids JACKASS!

Lucky I wasnt there when all this happened is all I can say. I would have snapped.

The best part is that he never explained why they were wearing the jersey. I guess kinda subconciously, he did, when he challenged your wife to a fight.

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03-06-2009, 09:15 PM
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This Flyers fan pisses me off.

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I don't see the relevance of attendance to the game play, at least not in this circumstance. Actually, fans that going around touting that rhetoric are usually the biggest a-holes. You can't argue with people who think in that direction.

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Screw him, he is probably one of those South Jersey *******s who is just mad the team with the name of the state he lives in wins the cups while he follows a Philly team.

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People talk hockey on Myspace? I just thought they put up inappropriate blogs without realizing the consequences of disclosing that information.

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The best part is that he never explained why they were wearing the jersey. I guess kinda subconciously, he did, when he challenged your wife to a fight.
The only other problem is that my wife would have kicked his ***!!

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hahaha - craigslist is always good for some random humor.

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OMG.

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50 Greatest Charles Barkley Quotes

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After an Olympic Dream Team victory over Angola, in which they won 116-48, Charles got into a physical altercation with a member of Angola towards the end of the game, afterwards he says: "Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a couple weeks. I thought he was going to pull a spear on me."
There's 49 more to laugh at.

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I don't usually follow these threads so if this is a repeat let me know and ill delete it.

Also it's a little NWS, hope it's ok to post here.



someone help me out? why won't my video load?


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You'll definitely know this, but I'll just post it, because this vid needs to be in every humor-thread.



It makes me laugh every time I watch it.

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i love that video.

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Hilarious...

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Devils Cheerleaders trials at CAA:



John Madden?


$20 these guys are ALL Flyers fans...


Steve Cangialosi spotting?

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L0L at Steve.

That poor guy man. Everyone like his new hair style? Slick

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