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05-22-2009, 11:32 PM
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Now I'm thinking do I risk having something worth $175 knock around my dresser, hit change in my pocket, accidentally drop...
The classy male says thank you, returns it for the 175 dollars and buys something he wants.

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The classy male says thank you, returns it for the 175 dollars and buys something he wants.
And then gets a classy slap and gets to spend a few weeks in the classy doghouse.

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And then gets a classy slap and gets to spend a few weeks in the classy doghouse.
The classy male catches the slap, kisses the hand, and proceeds to make love.

I just slept from like 4:30PM til midnight... Probably because I got 3 hours of sleep from 6 to 9AM and spent those 3 hours on a very small couch while still relatively ****faced.

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next time, get some outside help

well this explains why the honeybee population is on the decline. stoopid scientists have it all wrong, its not "Colony collapse disorder" or some unknown virus/disease - the video evidence is damning against the Hornets.

speaking of Hornets, i played on a soccer team called the Hornets which was the "B" team to the Middletown Vipers.

speaking of Vipers, i played on the Middletown Vipers and won a NJ State Championship.

on an unrelated note, i used to have a Detroit Vipers hockey jersey. but my mom threw it away.

and on to sad news, ive been following Jiri's workout since March 31st and my dad, who has many years on me but hasn't lifted/workedout in god-knows-how-long is just a ****ing beast. my arms <<<<<<<<<<<<<<< his arms

back to March 31st....remember that time when the Devils were playing hockey?

oh, and i'm getting my passport tomorrow, if i have time and they accept me as a walk-in.

ahhhhh, walk-ins....i really hated walk-ins at 830 on a Friday night at the restaurant i worked in for 4.5 years.

and on 4.5 years........times 1billion, not only is that the half-life of Uranium-238, but it is the approximate age of the Planet Earth.

Planet Earth, of course, is an awesome TV series in BluRay.

most of the good TV series, of course, are on summer break.

Summer break for me begins a month from tomorrow.

a month from today (technically i stll think its "friday" because that's when i woke up) is my birthday where i turn 25.

25 is the silver anniversary and silver is the 47th element.

the 5th element, obviously, was a kick ass movie when youre 12.

the true 5th element is Boron, unless you really like the movie, in which case it is "love"

"Love" is a show at the Mirage in Vegas about the Beatles.

sometimes if you love somone you call them "Honey" (or if your Winnie the Pooh - 'hunny')

one of Winnie the Pooh's best friends is Tigger, orange and striped.

the hornets that are ****ing over the bees are orange and striped.

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05-23-2009, 12:54 AM
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well this explains why the honeybee population is on the decline. stoopid scientists have it all wrong, its not "Colony collapse disorder" or some unknown virus/disease - the video evidence is damning against the Hornets.

speaking of Hornets, i played on a soccer team called the Hornets which was the "B" team to the Middletown Vipers.

speaking of Vipers, i played on the Middletown Vipers and won a NJ State Championship.

on an unrelated note, i used to have a Detroit Vipers hockey jersey. but my mom threw it away.

and on to sad news, ive been following Jiri's workout since March 31st and my dad, who has many years on me but hasn't lifted/workedout in god-knows-how-long is just a ****ing beast. my arms <<<<<<<<<<<<<<< his arms

back to March 31st....remember that time when the Devils were playing hockey?

oh, and i'm getting my passport tomorrow, if i have time and they accept me as a walk-in.

ahhhhh, walk-ins....i really hated walk-ins at 830 on a Friday night at the restaurant i worked in for 4.5 years.

and on 4.5 years........times 1billion, not only is that the half-life of Uranium-238, but it is the approximate age of the Planet Earth.

Planet Earth, of course, is an awesome TV series in BluRay.

most of the good TV series, of course, are on summer break.

Summer break for me begins a month from tomorrow.

a month from today (technically i stll think its "friday" because that's when i woke up) is my birthday where i turn 25.

25 is the silver anniversary and silver is the 47th element.

the 5th element, obviously, was a kick ass movie when youre 12.

the true 5th element is Boron, unless you really like the movie, in which case it is "love"

"Love" is a show at the Mirage in Vegas about the Beatles.

sometimes if you love somone you call them "Honey" (or if your Winnie the Pooh - 'hunny')

one of Winnie the Pooh's best friends is Tigger, orange and striped.

the hornets that are ****ing over the bees are orange and striped.
I dunno, I really couldn't buy Zeus/Deebo as the President of anything

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05-23-2009, 01:36 AM
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She said, and I quote, "the hockey puck key chain is old and I really don't like it". It was a devils one from my ex back when I was 17
well my friend.. she obviously knew the old keychain was from your ex, she was slightly jealous over it, and to compensate for that she spent a stupid amount on one little gift.

the sign is, she likes you.

however the fact that shes your 'best' girl 'friend' also means it makes it hard to try and see if she wants more.

have fun with it and just start cracking jokes to cause sexual tension.

eventually she wont be able to stand it and just **** you.

(thats hoping shes somewhat hot, if not, ignore said above advice)

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well my friend.. she obviously knew the old keychain was from your ex, she was slightly jealous over it, and to compensate for that she spent a stupid amount on one little gift.

the sign is, she likes you.

however the fact that shes your 'best' girl 'friend' also means it makes it hard to try and see if she wants more.

have fun with it and just start cracking jokes to cause sexual tension.

eventually she wont be able to stand it and just **** you.

(thats hoping shes somewhat hot, if not, ignore said above advice)
I appreciate the advice, but in this instance, it's a different scenario. I really don't want a relationship, she is ultra greek and ultra prude, and it would never work even if we tried to date. Not to mention, ~30% of the things I say are sexual innuendos, and you can ask Das Uber, that's a lot since I never shut up.

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Ok so I got my new car yesterday.

Not one that I listed originally, and not one I even considered until a friend told me to look at them after he bought an accord.

Ford Fusion - V6 with sport package loaded out. $3500 rebate was just too good to pass up and the thing has all the bells and whistles I could want including the cool SYNC system.

It is silver like this:





Pretty good when I can trade in my Element after 2 1/2 years and walk out with a cool grand in my pocket and lower my payment 70 bucks a month on the same terms.

Now to tint the windows...

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RG, that reminds me of that stupid Ford Fusion commercial that played during Devils games. And then I cry. All over your new seats.



Hitting up Wild Wings with the hombres for UFC 98 tonight, should be fun.

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RG, that reminds me of that stupid Ford Fusion commercial that played during Devils games. And then I cry. All over your new seats.



Hitting up Wild Wings with the hombres for UFC 98 tonight, should be fun.
that's ok, they're leather... easy to wipe up.

Bad Juans at Elsa's tonight for me then velvet crush concert.

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that's ok, they're leather... easy to wipe up.

Bad Juans at Elsa's tonight for me then velvet crush concert.
I didn't realize that they knew about Hispanic stuff in your part of the country.

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I didn't realize that they knew about Hispanic stuff in your part of the country.


What's a hee-spanick?

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If only RG were here to Shop HF's head on that...

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i saw Salvation tonight
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edit: the preview for The Hangover made me want to see it 10x more.


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Asian fighters are taking martial arts back. The YEAR OF THE DRAGON BABY!!!!!

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i saw Salvation tonight
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edit: the preview for The Hangover made me want to see it 10x more.
I am fully expecting the Hangover to be one of the ever so rare comedy movies that is actually worth paying first run admission price to go see in the theater rather than wait for video...

I hope I'm not wrong.

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I am fully expecting the Hangover to be one of the ever so rare comedy movies that is actually worth paying first run admission price to go see in the theater rather than wait for video...

I hope I'm not wrong.
Usually when I watch a comedy, I'll get an occasional smile or chuckle. The preview legitimately made me laugh. Hard.

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Usually when I watch a comedy, I'll get an occasional smile or chuckle. The preview legitimately made me laugh. Hard.
When I'm watching sports up at BW3's and that trailer comes on the TV - even without sound, almost everyone at the bar starts laughing... that movie is gonna rock.

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When I'm watching sports up at BW3's and that trailer comes on the TV - even without sound, almost everyone at the bar starts laughing... that movie is gonna rock.


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