Faked it? Do you keep warm yougurt handy for such an occassion?
No, that girlfriend didn't take the pill, so I would just pull out and take the condom off with a Kleenex. She was none the wiser. I can control when I "spurt" or don't "spurt" though. Weird trick I learned.
you know your a habs fan when your wife has managed to vacuum the entire room you and the tv are in and well, you never noticed her, the vacuum, the cord, the noise and changing of the bag, never heard her say I WANT A DIVORCE, nope, never heard nun of that, but it's 4-3 habs in Boston and Lucic is still running from Laraque.
When you spend one hour before bed in front of ESPN in Spanish in your hotel room in Cuba, reading the sports scores at the bottom of the TV screen, waiting and hoping they'll show the results of game 4 between the Canadiens and the Flyers during the 2008 playoffs = ME
When you spend one hour of your daily trip in Kotor, Montenegro, on the only Internet connection you found, just to read the summary of the 8-5 win against José Théodore and Colorado, and to read it again and again, having fun all alone while thinking about Théodore getting destroyed at the Bell Center. = ME again