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08-31-2009, 07:33 PM
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I went to the zoo with the family on Sunday. (Riverbanks Zoo in Columbia SC.)

We are looking at the Penguins. One is on her belly. There's another penguin standing next to her, smacking the crap out of her with his fins/flippers/wings.
He's beating her upside the head, all along her back...Then he puts one foot on her, kinda stradling her, and continues to beat the crap out of her with his flippers.

"Oh my God,"I begin. "Ike Turner has come back as a penguin!"

The man next to me spit out his Mt. Dew in a fit of laughter.

The male mounts her fully, and he's off of her in all of 10 seconds.

***

Then the tortises are getting it on.

Here's a video, not the one we filmed. Haven't had time to upload it yet.

Our guy was making the same sounds.




Slowly a crowd gathered. Each of us pointing, laughing, and filming.

The sounds the male made kept me from falling asleep last night.
Sounds like you are establishing a solid library of animal sex. When are you launching ZooPorn.com? I'm sure some sicko's out there have animal sex fetishes.

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You know what the worst things ever are? Comments on videos, stories, etc. on the Internet(s). They're basically people trying to attack other people by being crazy. I read through them sometimes to maybe get some "extra perspective", and hate myself afterward for doing so because they contribute ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to society. No one is ever civil. In fact, I think some people just try to say the most ridiculous, uninformed things they can think of.

Don't ever read Internet "comments" ever again. You'll thank me.

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09-02-2009, 06:39 PM
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You know what the worst things ever are? Comments on videos, stories, etc. on the Internet(s). They're basically people trying to attack other people by being crazy. I read through them sometimes to maybe get some "extra perspective", and hate myself afterward for doing so because they contribute ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to society. No one is ever civil. In fact, I think some people just try to say the most ridiculous, uninformed things they can think of.

Don't ever read Internet "comments" ever again. You'll thank me.
yeah youtube in certain areas is the worst. The computer is an area where people think they have privacy (in some cases they dont) SO they say anything
I really believe though that some of those people are actually that uninformed about Race, politics, news, Sex, sexual preference, etc.
So i will stop myself and thank you.

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09-04-2009, 12:24 AM
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So it appears one of my friends is an Ice Girl now. Does that make me awesome by association?

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09-05-2009, 07:24 AM
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So it appears one of my friends is an Ice Girl now. Does that make me awesome by association?
It all depends......
First is she a Friend friend or is she just like a facebook Friend?
I mean when it comes down to it would she have pancakes with you???(Mmmm....pancakes)

because if she is an actual friend, when the season starts ask her if she gets to use that awesome t-shirt cannon, and if she says yes.....ask her:
"Hey i know this dude on the internet only, goes by the name "Pnut" could you hook him up by shooting some shirts at him next time he comes to a game?"


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09-05-2009, 02:17 PM
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It all depends......
First is she a Friend friend or is she just like a facebook Friend?
I mean when it comes down to it would she have pancakes with you???(Mmmm....pancakes)

because if she is an actual friend, when the season starts ask her if she gets to use that awesome t-shirt cannon, and if she says yes.....ask her:
"Hey i know this dude on the internet only, goes by the name "Pnut" could you hook him up by shooting some shirts at him next time he comes to a game?"

Haha, no she's an actual friend; has been for about three years now. I asked her about the cannon, actually. Apparently that involves taking a safety course and getting certified, so she'll be scraping the ice.

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09-05-2009, 05:51 PM
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Haha, no she's an actual friend; has been for about three years now. I asked her about the cannon, actually. Apparently that involves taking a safety course and getting certified, so she'll be scraping the ice.
oh that's cool, i don't think i could handle the cannon either
It would be a disaster
Let me put it to you this way, you ever see those movies where they give the new private in the army a semi automatic and he took the safety off of it and he is just shooting it in the air and other army guys start diving and getting cover.......i would be that guy in real life.

here is the next kid thats going to be great, we can draft him in 2026 too. Best thing is that he is already a fan:

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09-05-2009, 06:46 PM
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Well obviously Jon Sim's role will be covered in the future.

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09-07-2009, 09:51 PM
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I just watched my first full episode of King of the Hill. This might be the worst show ever created. I bored myself to tears.

Sorry had to get it out there.

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09-08-2009, 11:55 AM
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I'm watching "Islanders Breakout 2009" on Foxsports right now, they're replaying the Isles win in Detroit from last March. I dunno if anyone remembers the Okposo to Nielsen shorty from that game, but I just saw it again and it got me all excited for hockey again.

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09-08-2009, 09:07 PM
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I just watched my first full episode of King of the Hill. This might be the worst show ever created. I bored myself to tears.

Sorry had to get it out there.
You're absolutely right, Mike Judge f'd that up

but he also did Beavis and Butthead, a personal favorite

B&B was great ('92-'96), I saw on youtube a commercial for the Mike Judge's new movie, Extract, and they do like a film critic of it

I just found it again, here is the first new B&B animation in over 13 years:
(NSFW, watch it with no children around)

too bad its an infomercial basically

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09-13-2009, 08:20 PM
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Hey guys I'm looking for an Islanders poster with none of the players just the logo...anyone know where I can find one?

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09-14-2009, 07:42 AM
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Pnut, that video is AWESOME!!!!!!!

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Very much ot I guess, but I'm going to see Islanders in november.

Unfortunately there's no home games while I'm in NYC, so I've extended my trip with two days in Washington. I'll be there cheering for Nielsen and the teammates on Nov 11th. First Isles game ever, Go Isles

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09-14-2009, 06:03 PM
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Pnut, that video is AWESOME!!!!!!!
not my fault it was yanked off of Youtube, i will look to see if it is anywhere out on the web.

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09-16-2009, 07:26 PM
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Has anyone else had issues with cablevision lately? Seems lately when i go to some HD channels there isn't any sound. Anyone else have that problem?

Also I'm thinking of ordering center ice this year. Do the games come in HD as well or just regular style?

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http://islanders.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=43197


These girls better be REALLY good skaters b/c most of them are pretty jacked.

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http://islanders.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=43197


These girls better be REALLY good skaters b/c most of them are pretty jacked.
You do realize that's last year's squad right? Not that it means this years will be better, but still.

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09-24-2009, 09:07 PM
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LOL at Ahmadinejad, Chavez, and Quaddafi. I can't believe these three jackoffs even get the time of day and platform to spew their ****ing ********. I would love to see those three ******* in an alley so I can just go to town on those mother****ers. God, I hate them three so much.

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LOL at Ahmadinejad, Chavez, and Quaddafi. I can't believe these three jackoffs even get the time of day and platform to spew their ****ing ********. I would love to see those three ******* in an alley so I can just go to town on those mother****ers. God, I hate them three so much.
Was a circus act, he looks like he should be in an Adam Sandler movie (think You Don't Mess with the Zohan)

If he wasn't such a sick ****, it would have been funny.

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We need more posts like this. Hell, the NJ board even has a thread for this.

This OT thread needs funny implants.
I'll see what I can provide tonight.

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I'll see what I can provide tonight.
Our posts, apparently, got deleted...so I guess it probably isn't worth doing.

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Our posts, apparently, got deleted...so I guess it probably isn't worth doing.
LMAAOOO nahah yooo pacck faaattter lips than OKpsoso looks like druk psts get infrations. sorry SAL and mods. hope this is less offensoive.


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http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=685892

just a heads up for people with Directv, the above thread talks about ways for people to get the center ice package for free since they don't carry Versus anymore. Wish I still had Directv but I had to switch to Comcrap.

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