I always found it weird that we're in a division against bears yet have a bear mascot. Perhaps he was a spy of some sort - sent in to gauge interest in Phil Kessel and just how much the Leafs would throw away to get him on the Bruins.
You can never trust those damn bears. They may be different colours, but the bears always stick together when it counts, and we let Carlton's happy-go-lucky ways cloud our judgement and vision. Now we're paying for it. At least we can rid the team of this horrible mistake. Retirement, getting sniped, it's all the same in mascot world.
Screw Bozak, Tlusty, and Stalberg - call up Duke the Dog.
Feel bad for the guy, was well on his ways to the pros until him and Diamond from the Blue Jays were caught in a parked car in Cherry Beach in a compromising position, not to mention the crack pipe found in the backseat. At least he's trying to bounce back by cleaning up and working his way up through the minors, no one has heard of her since.....