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03-31-2010, 01:47 PM
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Buccigross- Personalized Goal Songs

http://espn.go.com/nhl/notebook/_/pa...e-hockey-world

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Ilya Kovalchuk: "You Give Love a Bad Name" by Bon Jovi

Imagine a Kovalchuk one-timer going through a goalie's sternum and piercing the net, the crowd exploding, then two seconds later:

"Shot through the heart, and you're to blame
You give love a bad name
I play my part and you play your game
You give love a bad name"

This would work especially well if Kovalchuk re-signs with New Jersey. Nothing says "America" like a 40-year-old Jersey girl with big hair, painted fingernails and a Brendan Shanahan jersey from 1990 singing Bon Jovi songs, especially this one.
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Zach Parise: "Welcome to Paradise" by Green Day

"Pay attention to the cracked streets
And the broken homes
Some call it slums
Some call it nice
I want to take you through
a wasteland I like to call my home
Welcome to paradise"

Take the first three letters and last three letters of the word "paradise" and you get "Parise." That's serendipity. The tone and tenor of this song remind me of the area around a hockey net -- not just the crease but the entire circle of mayhem. It's where just about everything of true worth happens in hockey from mites to Minneapolis, where Parise was born 12 years after Billie Joe Armstrong was born and eight years before "Welcome to Paradise" was released in 1992. The crease and entire area around the net is like Green Day's mosh pits. It is where Parise makes his living. It is where he had an Olympic moment. It is where he will score 500 goals and make the Hall of Fame. It is where he should give his speech the night his number is retired.
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Travis Zajac: "Big Jack" by AC/DC
We need an NHL superstar named Jack. That's a great hockey name! And this is a great hockey/Jack song.
thought this was pretty funny

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Hot damn, even Buccigross knows that Parise scores all his goals in front of the net. How is it that Lemaire hasn't figured this out yet?

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Bucci is one of the few ESPN guys i dont mind

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His Parise song and comments make me smile.

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David Clarkson - "Roundabout" by Yes.




For one Dainius Zubrus.

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Brodeur: "Fat Bottom Girls"

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Brodeur: "Fat Bottom Girls"
Hell maybe it is right now.

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Dainius Zubrus- "Maneater" by Nelly Furtado
Colin White- "Blind as a Bat" by Meatloaf
Jay Pandolfo/Andrew Peters- "Useless" by Depeche Mode
Vladimir Zharkov- "I need a girl" by Trey Songz (I need a goal)

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i've always thought what mine would be:



cause i'm one of the whitest mother****ers alive

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Dainius Zubrus- "Maneater" by Nelly Furtado
Colin White- "Blind as a Bat" by Meatloaf
Jay Pandolfo/Andrew Peters- "Useless" by Depeche Mode
Vladimir Zharkov- "I need a girl" by Trey Songz (I need a goal)
Colin White - "You're the One I want" - Grease

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Sorry, if this doesn't work for Crosby, I don't know what does...




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Sorry, if this doesn't work for Crosby, I don't know what does...



Funny, too bad he pretty much does always get what he wants...

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Zajac -

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Crosby- Cry Me A Rive by Justin Timberlake

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Hmmmm....

I having a hard time placing Money For Nothing.

Surely there's a NJD player that gets money for nothing and vegan chicks for free.

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Oh, dual usage song when Kovalchuk walks July 1, followed by Parise leaving as a RFA exactly 1 year later:


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Rick Nash - Rockin' the Suburbs

lul

also I really like the songs for Richards and Backstrom, but don't think they're amazing matches.

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Hmmmm....

I having a hard time placing Money For Nothing.

Surely there's a NJD player that gets money for nothing and vegan chicks for free.
Best post ever.

I want my..
I want my..
I want my Bent GT

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this entire thread wasnt funny at all. thanks buccigross.

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