I'm actually shaving. the red in my beard is growing in white and I can't stand it.
That is brilliant. A silhouette with that dorky smile of his, superimposed over one of the Turnpike Service areas where he had his secret, late night men's room stall to stall liaisons, superimposed over the green/red NJD logo.
Then D-E-V-O-T-I-O-N stenciled below in Old English.
But first I have to stop working my bi's & tri's for about 5 years in order to get that enhanced scrawny, twiggy look.