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04-30-2010, 08:38 AM
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Hockey joke my friend told me.

A guy walks into a bar and asks for an Ovechkin.

The bartender says.."whats that?"

guy responds..

"A White Russian with no cup."




made me smile on a Friday morning.

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04-30-2010, 08:40 AM
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A guy walks into a bar and asks for an Ovechkin.

The bartender says.."whats that?"

guy responds..

"A White Russian with no cup."


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04-30-2010, 08:42 AM
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04-30-2010, 08:49 AM
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Ovechkin doesnt wear a cup?

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Ovechkin doesnt wear a cup?
Stanley cup.

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Stanley cup.


thank you cpt. obvious

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Stanley cup.
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thank you cpt. obvious
That was a joke. I wasn't aware every bit of obvious sarcasm needed the

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I didn't get the cup thing at first so to everyone else.

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Wasn't sure.

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The patron then choked on the ice.

Badoom-boom!

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Lol. Nice.

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Not finding this funny really

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Not finding this funny really
How bout this.


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That was a joke. I wasn't aware every bit of obvious sarcasm needed the
i knew it was a joke

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Too bad that joke is old as hell and was funny a few years ago when people started saying it.

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I thought it was cute.

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How bout this.


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It's like, "Why do Vikings eat cereal out of the box? Because whenever they get close to bowls, they choke."

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It's like, "Why do Vikings eat cereal out of the box? Because whenever they get close to bowls, they choke."

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How bout this.

That was funny

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Another hockey joke:

Why do Canadians enjoy doggie style sex the most ???

So they can both watch the hockey game.


Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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