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09-26-2003, 03:41 PM
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Offensive Sayings in Hockey

What are all the "offensive" sayings in hockey?

For example, "crash the net", "coast to coast", "power play", etc.

Please, I need more.

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What are all the "offensive" sayings in hockey?

For example, "crash the net", "coast to coast", "power play", etc.

Please, I need more.

Thanks
Pu the biscuit in the basket. Cycling, grinding, roofing...

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Going top shelf, 5 hole

Slapping = ripping it

Buccigross always says "twisted wrister" whatever that means...maybe another word for cool?

hmm...can't think of others...

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Buccigross always says "twisted wrister" whatever that means...maybe another word for cool?
It's a play on "twisted sister", a band.

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Tickles the Twine
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Buccigross always says "twisted wrister" whatever that means...maybe another word for cool?
Twister Wrister - referring to wrist shots.

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drop the chalupa = another buccigross saying
unmolested ("...enters the zone unmolested") = no one checked him
chuckin' knuckles = self explainatory
one timer = self explainatory

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[QUOTE=jmelm]What are all the "offensive" sayings in hockey?

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SCORE!!!

Wait, are these supposed to be offensive like "hey, let's go put the puck in the net?" or offensive like "hey, don't say that?" I'm confused at the moment, lol.

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"top shelf, where mom keeps the cookies."

i wince whenever i hear that one.

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Garbage goal

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I'd find "Hey you *******" pretty offensive, but that's just me...
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"lights the lamp"
"He shoots, he scores" -Foster Hewitt.
"ET LE BUT!!"
"HOLY MACKINAW! WHAT A GOAL!" -Bob Cole.
"...and he goes top cheese" -Darren Dutchyshen.
"Temmu Selanne scores again... mmmm salami!" -Michael Landsberg.

I'm pretty busy right now.. but I will add more later..

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"Top shelf, where your dad keeps the good stuff!"

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Putting it where Mom puts the cookie jar.

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"Look at that ****** go!" is one of the most offensive hockey sayings ever.

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Offensive sayings?
Hmmm.
Get a tape recorder and follow John Vanbiesbrouk around.

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"He put some mustard on that one" - hard shot

"He's givin' him the business" - scuffle in the corner, or a one-sided scrap

 
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Offensive ???? How about after 2 guys fight and they call each other "*** a'holes" ????

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"He beat him like a rented mule" ??? That's a classic ! Pittsburgh annoucer Mike Lange. He totally rules !!!

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SKATING & STICKHANDLING:

to "split the D"

to "turn someone inside-out"

to "crash the crease"

a "(Savardian) spin-o-rama"

to "dangle with the puck"

to "have the puck on a string"

to "leave someone with their jock-strap on the ice"

a "break-away" or "in all alone"


PASSING:

"thread the pass"

"no-look pass"

"blind pass"

"drop pass"

"feather pass"

"a floater"


SHOOTING & SHOTS:

"wire a shot"

"fire the puck"

"hammer the puck"

"that puck had eyes on it"

"a knuckle-baller"

"a floater"

"a rocket"

"a blast"

"a cannon"

"a laser"


GOALS:

a marker

a tally

a strike

to "put the puck away", or to "put the game away"

an "insurance goal"

a "garbage goal"

a "highlight reel" goal

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