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Scott Glennie signed by Dallas Stars to 3yr ELC

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07-14-2010, 10:02 AM
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Plays both, as mentioned already.
Plays both ways?

Top or bottom?

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Scott Glennie does cocaine lines off his own ass.
Scott Glennie doesn't need drugs to get high. Drugs get high off of Scott Glennie.

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Scott Glennie is a talent much akin to Freddy Mercury, albeit with much greater vocal range.
AIDS is no match for Scott Glennie. He eats AIDS for breakfast.

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Scott Glennie will become the greatest player ever.

I'm HIV positive about it.

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Scott Glennie DOES NOT look cool when he stands next to flames. Flames look cool when they stand next to Scott Glennie.

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Scott Glennie just won the world cup in soccer for spain!

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Scott Glennie...and it's not even close.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Glennie
As if it's still up. Must be a record.

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He is so great that the moon dream about landing on him.

He shine on the sun.

A star in the true meaning.

They measure time by comparing things to Scottie.
This is the most underrated post on HFBoards. And it's not even close.

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07-14-2010, 10:50 AM
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Scott Glennie is now one of my favourite players in the NHL just because of this thread

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What do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze.

Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her catwoman suit.

Don't you worry your pretty stripped head we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed.

And they we're gonna find our bestfriend Scotty and then we're gonna give him a bestfriend hug.

Scotty, Scott, Oh, Scott Scotty Scotty Scott Scott.

But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweekers, well then we're s-hit out of luck

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Scott Glennie matters to the Rock.

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Mars and Venus just so happen to be the names of Scott Glennie's left and right testicles.

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How did all this Scott Glennie joke phenomenon start ?

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How did all this Scott Glennie joke phenomenon start ?
They're not jokes, they're facts

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How did all this Scott Glennie joke phenomenon start ?
Joke? These are all facts, no jokes.

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Scott Glennie's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong

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How did all this Scott Glennie joke phenomenon start ?
Someone said that he'd be a second line centreman within a few years, and then someone corrected him saying that Glennie is a RW (Turns out he's both). And then someone else followed up saying that he'd be a top goaltender in a few years, and the rest is history.

The Legend of Scott Glennie has been made.

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Scott Glennie used to have a small thermal exhaust port that would cause his self destruction if the rebels ever found it. However, he plugged it Miley Cyrus's innocence.

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As if it's still up. Must be a record.
This one has been up like that for hours: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_boson

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Scott Glennie.

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Scott Glennie made that happen.

or

Scott Glennie would have succeeded in that.

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Scott Glennie.
Now we need a photoshop of Denny Crane with Scott Glennie's head.

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Plays both ways?

Top or bottom?
Up, down, charm, strange, top and bottom. He is all

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