Proposal: Jeff Carter to Toronto

[The Cheat]

Jeff Carter for peace and understanding

[Giroux tha Damaja]

Originally Posted by Soda Popinski

Jeff Carter for peace and understanding

I thought we had already kicked around the idea of trading for Kadri's intangibles.

[Beef Invictus]

Originally Posted by Giroux tha Damaja

I thought we had already kicked around the idea of trading for Kadri's intangibles.

hmm. peace and love is a more tangible thing than just intangibles. perhaps he wanted a more tangible intangible?

[JDinklage Morgoone]

Nazem Kadri is the only one who can touch his intangibles.

[Jray42]

lol awsome thread!

[Murphy7]

Originally Posted by Jray42

lol awsome thread!

Why all the hilarity? This is a serious thread. Gotta make room on the roster for Billy Guerin.
Carter ... gone. Poutine, margarine, even a smashed up limousine. Don’t care, we'll take 'em all. We just need to create a roster spot.
Richards, JVR, Giroux ... you're all next. Smokes, beers, and assorted Russian contraband (all smuggled into Philadelphia in Zherdev’s equipment bag).
The future of the Flyers is more ice time for Shelley.
I'm heading over to e-Bay right now to sell Walker assistant captain Flyers jerseys, and in the item description, it will say "Flyers defenseman Scott Walker."
Bring on the wayward Penguin. Finally a Flyer who is older than I am.

[Fuzzy Logic]

Can't believe this thread is still going.
Can we trade Carter for a Stanley Cup or is that going a bit far?

[Kambo]

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Logic

Can't believe this thread is still going.
Can we trade Carter for a Stanley Cup or is that going a bit far?

Whoa, let's not get ridiculous here. Only serious posts plz. Kthnx.

[Fuzzy Logic]

Originally Posted by Kambo

Whoa, let's not get ridiculous here. Only serious posts plz. Kthnx.

my bad, how about a swap for the sons of all past, present and future Hart Memorial Trophy winners, Art Ross trophy winners and first dibs on one half of the moon?

[Kambo]

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Logic

my bad, how about a swap for the sons of all past, present and future Hart Memorial Trophy winners, Art Ross trophy winners and first dibs on one half of the moon?

We're not going to need all that, when all we need is the first borns of Shelley and Kadri. One half of the moon does sound enticing, though.

[CantSeeColors]

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Logic

my bad, how about a swap for the sons of all past, present and future Hart Memorial Trophy winners, Art Ross trophy winners and first dibs on one half of the moon?

The light half of the moon or the dark half?

[Fuzzy Logic]

Originally Posted by CantSeeColors

The light half of the moon or the dark half?

If we're being philosophical it has to be the dark side of the moon

[Giroux tha Damaja]

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Logic

If we're being philosophical it has to be the dark side of the moon

If we're giving up Carter I want the whole discography, in duplicate if possible.

[The Cheat]

Jeff Carter

for


Vince Carter


Aaron Carter


Nick Carter


Jimmy Carter

or...


a previously viewed copy of Get Carter

[JDinklage Morgoone]

TO TOR :
Jeff Carter (great center)
Garrett Klotz (bad-decent prospect)

TO PHI :
Mikhail Grabovski (decent center)
Fredrik Sjostrom (fast skater, great PK)
Juraj Mikus (good dman prospect)
3rd Round Pick (2011)
5th Round Pick (2011)
Nazem Kadri
Love
Peace
Understanding
300 tons of poutine
Duplicate discography of Pink Floyd
Vince Carter
Nick Carter
Aaron Carter
Jimmy Carter
Used copy of Get Carter


To MTL:
Matt Carle
Roast Pork sandwich from Jim's Steaks

[Giroux tha Damaja]

Originally Posted by Hextall89

TO TOR :
Jeff Carter (great center)
Garrett Klotz (bad-decent prospect)

TO PHI :
Mikhail Grabovski (decent center)
Fredrik Sjostrom (fast skater, great PK)
Juraj Mikus (good dman prospect)
3rd Round Pick (2011)
5th Round Pick (2011)
Nazem Kadri
Love
Peace
Understanding
300 tons of poutine
Duplicate discography of Pink Floyd
Vince Carter
Nick Carter
Aaron Carter
Jimmy Carter
Used copy of Get Carter


To MTL:
Matt Carle
Roast Pork sandwich from Jim's Steaks

Nick and Arron can go to Toronto or Montreal. Can we get a forward prospect instead of them, you think?

[BernieParent]

To Montreal:



From Montreal to Toronto:

(the autographed pic, that is)

[CantSeeColors]

Originally Posted by BernieParent

To Montreal:



From Montreal to Toronto:

(the autographed pic, that is)

As long as it's not Joe Carter. What an *******.

[mypunkrock]

Any chance of getting Billy Carter, and by extension...Billy Beer?

[ChumpyG]

Originally Posted by mypunkrock

Any chance of getting Billy Carter, and by extension...Billy Beer?

We elected the wrong Carter.

[The Cheat]

Linda Carter as WonderWoman circa 1978?

[JDinklage Morgoone]

Carter Beauford (Dave Matthews Band)
Carter Camper (Miami Redhawks)

[DrinkFightFlyers]

I think some of the Pens fans might drinking the same kool-aid as the Leafs fans. This is from the Pens board:

To Pens: Evander Kane(3.1m), Andrew Ladd(2.35m)

To Atl: Jordan Staal(4.0m), Pascal Dupuis(1.4m)

Most of the replies are as if that would be a good trade and the Thrashers would do it.

[Beef Invictus]

Originally Posted by DrinkFightFlyers

I think some of the Pens fans might drinking the same kool-aid as the Leafs fans. This is from the Pens board:



Most of the replies are as if that would be a good trade and the Thrashers would do it.

good lord, they arent even offering intangibles. **** that noise.

[JDinklage Morgoone]

Originally Posted by Beef Invictus

good lord, they arent even offering intangibles. **** that noise.

Who has the more tangible intangibles? Jordan Staal or Nazem Kadri?