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09-29-2010, 11:31 AM
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Over-used media expressions

Everyone needs to not use these as they have gone from descriptive to ironic to groanworthy. Feel free to contribute

- ça sent la coupe (unless it actually smells like cups, a whole different problem)
- terrible plays on words with the opposite team names (luckily we only play the flames once or twice a year, but Lightning strikes and such.. come on)
- Jesus Price and bible references

I personally also hate when they are discussing fans as if they were foolish (I don't mind Tremblay's "fefans" as he singles out the fools instead of speaking about fans at large and tends to consider them not significant.). Just because the ones that email you are fools, doesn't mean the ones that are reading you are. Speaking of this, we need a name for fool sportscasters (one that can be said on tv/radio that is)

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09-29-2010, 11:33 AM
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"Tu te dois de..."

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"Leblanc fap fap fap"

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09-29-2010, 12:11 PM
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quebecois francophone

un gars de chez nous

Les russes ont pas de coeur et mange les bebes

comment ca on a pas drafte Patrick Marleau, un gars de chez nous??!!

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Dans la nouvelle réalité du hockey....

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09-29-2010, 12:25 PM
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Le défenseur de/des (insert team name).

Know the ******* players from other teams!

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"posez la question , c'est y repondre"
I can't stand that expression besides it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever...

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Overused lately by players in articles is "leave Price alone" but I can't say I blame them haha.

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"posez la question , c'est y repondre"
I can't stand that expression besides it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever...
Came here to post exactly that. I can't ****ing stand it.

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Not just media but overall overused, including media, especially Bob McKenzie:

"At the end of the day..."

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09-29-2010, 12:36 PM
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«cough..cough..cough»

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"Boulet de cannon!"

"C'est un gron bonhomme, Pierre!"

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IL FAIT LE TRAVAIL.
IL NE FAIT PAS LE TRAVAIL.
IL EST CAPABLE DE FAIRE LE TRAVAIL.
IL A DE LA MISÈRE A FAIRE LE TRAVAIL.


They are PLAYING hockey. They are not working.

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I have to add this...

"Passe a l'aveuglette"
Does not exists!!!

"Mettre l'epaule a la roue, travailler fort dans les coins"
Damn useless expressions used by many hockey players in interviews lol

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09-29-2010, 01:33 PM
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Kostitsyn lance et manque le filet de 10 pieds

Latendresse lancee Ooohhhh quel lancé qui manque le coin de peu


(Same shot but by different player)

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I had a shiver of cold sweat.

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quebecois francophone

un gars de chez nous

Les russes ont pas de coeur et mange les bebes

comment ca on a pas drafte Patrick Marleau, un gars de chez nous??!!
GOLD! Can't stop laughing now

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"HA yoge yoge" Spelling?????

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This dressing room, ca sent la coupe.

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"choker"

le c sur son chandail

bob bob bob bob bob bobobobobobbbobobobo

10 ans pi il parle meme pas francais, tabarnac! ( off record)

se tirer la "pipe"


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Tu te dois de...
Lorsque...
la passe à l'aveuglette
Le Québécois (insert player name)...

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09-29-2010, 02:27 PM
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I have to add this...

"Passe a l'aveuglette"
Does not exists!!!

"Mettre l'epaule a la roue, travailler fort dans les coins"
Damn useless expressions used by many hockey players in interviews lol
Last time I was at the Bell Center a guy had a Nordiques Jersey with L'Aveuglette on the back I laughed

As for me... "HE'S A MONSTER!' Pierre MacGuire

And anything relating to the fact that player X doesn't speak french... I'm a french canadian and what I want is a cup, not a language class. Hell they could all speak esperanto I couldn't care less. Shoot puck in net, da?

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Yvon

«Eille y'est laid en esti ce chandail la pierre»

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09-29-2010, 02:33 PM
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Yvon

«Eille y'est laid en esti ce chandail la pierre»
Barber pole? I caught that sound bit too. Make sure the mic is off before you get back to your natural swear-tacular self

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