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10-14-2010, 03:45 PM
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10-16-2010, 12:35 AM
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There's one guy on our team that chirps from the bench constantly. It's actually kinda funny and breaks out some good ones.

Except that one time, when he chirped at an old dude "Hey 17, you look like you're about to have a heart attack". That team's captain died of a heart attack on the ice last year

In his defense, he didn't know.

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10-16-2010, 12:42 AM
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My buddy plays goalie on another team and one day after dinner we were standing around talking about our upcoming game where we would square off. In mid-conversation I removed my shoe and threw it between his legs. As he stood there with a bewildered look on his face, I said,

"You better watch that 5 hole"

He couldn't help but smile at that one.

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10-16-2010, 01:15 AM
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"your mom goes to college"
this one is by far the best...nothing beats it

...not a trash talker, but again i play beer league

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10-16-2010, 12:58 PM
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I play men's rec league, so if I chirped anyone I'd have to kick my own ass.
Indeed.

With that being said, one game over the summer we were playing against this total d-bag, a basically useless and horribly out of shape hockey player who was slashing, elbowing and chirping up a storm all game. In the 2nd period he started challenging guys to fights (we are really not a chippy team), and one of our dmen just snaps and starts chirping him like crazy for about 2 minutes straight, can't remember everything he said but it was tonnes of mean but hilarious comments about his weight (normally a no go, but this guy was SUCH a d-bag that he deserved it). Our dman chirped him so hard that the d-bag actually couldn't handle it and left the game!

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10-18-2010, 03:53 PM
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10-18-2010, 04:51 PM
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Indeed.

With that being said, one game over the summer we were playing against this total d-bag, a basically useless and horribly out of shape hockey player who was slashing, elbowing and chirping up a storm all game. In the 2nd period he started challenging guys to fights (we are really not a chippy team), and one of our dmen just snaps and starts chirping him like crazy for about 2 minutes straight, can't remember everything he said but it was tonnes of mean but hilarious comments about his weight (normally a no go, but this guy was SUCH a d-bag that he deserved it). Our dman chirped him so hard that the d-bag actually couldn't handle it and left the game!
Wow, I don't think I've seen that one yet!

I had one ***hole who was running our guys so I took him out with a good check (non-check league, but he was about to run my D partner who had his head down). On the next shift, he's just ignoring the play and taking runs at me, so when the ref wasn't looking I got him on a nice little cross check on the back and as the ref turns around the guy comes back with the stick high and he gets 2 for roughing, 2 for swearing at the ref, and tossed from the game. Playoff game too

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10-18-2010, 07:10 PM
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Let's hear your best chirps.
Not mine, but a teammate on a really bad team I was on was getting chirped:

Opponent: If you guys had a team, it would be a joke.

Teammate: Oh yeah? If you had a penis it would be a joke!

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10-18-2010, 07:19 PM
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I personally can't resist reminding opposing players that they forgot the puck when I strip it from them as they try to go around me. "Hey buddy, good move but you forgot the puck!"

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10-21-2010, 08:54 AM
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If I chirp it's usually the Ref.

I love asking if they are pregnant.

"Hey Ref are you pregnant?" "because you missed 2 periods"

At my last game, one of the guys on my team was getting knocked down constantly (it's his own fault for wearing a tined visor). I defended him on the ice but award him the Zamboni award in the change room after the game.

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10-21-2010, 10:21 AM
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"your mom goes to college"
Winner.

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The only players I chrip at now are my own teammates in rec league.

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I don't get the "mom goes to college" one. But maybe it's because I'm a mom. In college.

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10-21-2010, 11:23 PM
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I don't get the "mom goes to college" one. But maybe it's because I'm a mom. In college.
Don't worry, I'm a 24 year old guy and don't get it either!

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10-22-2010, 02:58 AM
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"Man... Your effing ugly"

He really was though! Old dude, blood shot eyes, running guys all the time. he was easy to tick off. Looked like he was coked up everytime we played.

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10-22-2010, 03:32 AM
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10-22-2010, 10:40 AM
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I only chirp my friends and would never rip on a guy on another team. It's not really my style.
This. My roller team chirps the **** outta each other. Only rarely will we chirp the other team.

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10-22-2010, 01:53 PM
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Ah! I see now!

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10-22-2010, 04:14 PM
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hey plug, youve been scratched more times than a lottery ticket

ive seen more ice in my drink than youve seen all year

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10-22-2010, 04:17 PM
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you're real tough for a guy whos dick doesnt touch his underwear

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Don't worry, I'm a 24 year old guy and don't get it either!
It's from Napolian Dynomite
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you're real tough for a guy whos dick doesnt touch his underwear
That's great

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I generally keep it amongst friends. I asked the ref to tell my friend on the other team to put band-aids over his nipples because they are distracting me. His jersey was white and kind of see through and he was not wearing an undershirt.
I am always afraid of making mom or wife jokes just in case said person is not alive. I have a fear of putting my skate in my mouth.
I called a teammate a fatherless child while I was on the bench and an other teammate chimed in that she is a fatherless child. I felt like crap after that.


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I called a teammate a fatherless child while I was on the bench and an other teammate chimed in that she is a fatherless child. I felt like crap after that.
So you stated a fact? What is wrong with that? I remember we had teammates who would make all the new guys ask a certain person how many push ups his mom or brother could do. The person would pissed off and say that his mom or bro had no arms because of an accident. It was pretty humorous the first couple of times.

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10-23-2010, 02:40 AM
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First thing that comes to mind, my level D adult safe team was playing, and our opponents had a ringer, and though is name escapes me (which is a disgrace because I have lived in regina my whole life) it was the former captain of the Regina Pats.

Anyway, he was playing like a d-bag and being the cocky jerk that you'd expect him to be, and a couple of guys on my team started beaking him. He skates to our bench and says "Haha, and you guys ALL used to pay money to watch me play!"

There's just dead silence on our bench, and one guy says "....... be that as it may........." and had nothing. The guy just skated away laughing and we were all like "yeah, he got us!"

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