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11-26-2010, 10:54 PM
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MY BEST ONE YET. I LOVE THIS ONE!!!!

It is based on Jay Sean's song "Down" Check it out and laugh your *** off.



Wade Redden's Gettin Sent Down
Watchin’ Wade Redden get sent down
Downnnnnnn, downnnnnnn,
Even if he makes $6 million bucks,
Downnnnn, downnnnn
Ooohhh (ohhh)

(Verse 1)
You oughta know, tonight is the night you get your chance,
To put on a show, I wanna see how you play defense,

(Bridge)
So leave it behind cause you only have tonight to glow,
So come on and lock it down or you’re gonna have to go

(Chorus)
So Redden don’t worry, you are the only,
One that can possibly get sent down,
You won’t be lonely, no need to worry,
Redden you are probably goin down down down down down,
Dowwwnnnnn, Dowwnnnnn,
Redden you are probably goin down down down down down,
Downnnnn, Downnnnnn,
Even if you play decent enough,

(Verse 2)
Just give it up, come on get your bags all packed up,
I’ll take you away, hey, turn this place into decent place to play,
(Bridge)
So leave it behind cause you, have tonight to get away,
So get on a train, as you make your great escape,
(So why don’t you run away)

(Chorus)
So Redden don’t worry, you are the only,
One that can possibly get sent down,
You won’t be lonely, no need to worry,
Redden you are probably goin down down down down down,
Dowwwnnnnn, Dowwnnnnn,
Redden you are probably goin down down down down down,
Downnnnn, Downnnnnn,
Even if you play decent enough,

(Verse 3- Lil' Wayne's Verse)
Even if your talents fallin down like it’s supposed to be,
It falls down low for me,
Down like your skating speed, cause to me it’s 0.3,
He old, overpaid,
I got that guy from Ottawa,
Now’s he all washed up,
Can I be his driver please,
He’s fighting for his spot,
On the Ice of Broadway Blue,
He’s got me lookin like a fool for handing him that paycheck,
Dont you ever come back to New York,
Indefinitely, not probably,
And honestly your down like the economy,
Yeahhhhhh

(Chorus)
So Redden don’t worry, you are the only,
One that can possibly get sent down,
You won’t be lonely, no need to worry,
Redden you are probably goin down down down down down,
Dowwwnnnnn, Dowwnnnnn,
Redden you are probably goin down down down down down,
Downnnnn, Downnnnnn,
Even if you play decent enough

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One more for tonight. This one is doesn't have a set topic really but it covers the Garden once being the place to play, Ranger's pride, James Dolan, and Sather's mistakes.

It's set to the tune "Airplanes" by B.o.B

So enjoy.



The Garden
(Intro)
Can we pretend that games played on the Garden Ice don’t suck so bad
We could really use a goal right now (goal right now, goal right now)

Can we pretend that games played on the Garden Ice don’t suck so bad
We could really use a goal right now (goal right now, goal right now)

(Verse 1)
Yeah
We could use a goal or a win or a point
To go back to a time when the Garden was the joint
Cause after all the suckin' and tankin' and crashin'
And all the glitz and the stars and the fashion
And all the pandemonium and all the madness
There comes a time where you fade to the blackness
And when you're staring at that cigar in your mouth
And you hoping but Dolan never calls you back
But that's just how the Rangers unfold
You get another star soon after you fold
And when your plans unravel in your face
What will you wish for when the Garden wants your fate
So Rangers, Rangers stop suckin’ at home
I'm on my way there so don't close that gate
If I don't make that then I'll switch my tickets
And I'll be right back at it on another given night

(Chorus)
Can we pretend that games played on the Garden Ice don’t suck so bad
We could really use a goal right now (goal right now, goal right now)

Can we pretend that games played on the Garden Ice don’t suck so bad
We could really use a goal right now (goal right now, goal right now)

(Verse 2)
Somebody take me back to the day
When the Rangers dominated at home with there play
Before it ever mattered what they had in their bank
Back when I was tryin' to see that playoff game
And back when they was playin’ for the hell of it
But now a days they playin’ to stay relevant
I'm guessin that if we can win some of these games at home
Then maybe yo maybe they’ll go back to the days
Before the politics that came with Cablevision
And back when ain't nobody want to play at the Garden
And back before Sather tried to “fix” the Rangers
But this is for the fans, what's up James Dolan
So can I get a wish to end the politics
And get back to the Garden that we once knew
So here I stand and then again I say
I'm hopin' we can finally win some games on Broadway

(Chorus)
Can we pretend that games played on the Garden Ice don’t suck so bad
We could really use a goal right now (goal right now, goal right now)

Can we pretend that games played on the Garden Ice don’t suck so bad
We could really use a goal right now (goal right now, goal right now)

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11-27-2010, 10:57 AM
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i actually came up with a Rangers version of Empire State Of Mind, that I wanted to make into a video, but I have to change some things, because of all the players that have changed. Maybe I'll finish it sometime soon...

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