Bulletin: HamburgerTown suspends The Hamburgler Indefinitely for Insubordination
Originally Posted by Yelnats Puc
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
McDonaldland- HamburgerTown suspended legendary defenseman The Hamburgler indefinitely WITHOUT pay following his tirade on a popular internet message board.
When asked for comment, GM and star RW Mayor McCheese simply kept repeating "STATS DON'T LIE" while pointing at The Hamburgler's lackluster performance over the past few weeks as he defiantly stood by his position. When pressed further about the validity of the suspension, McCheese simply kept asking "Are you an expert? I am a legend and you cannot talk to me in this manner!"
The Hamburgler was unable to be reached for comment.
The Hamburgler has 25 goals and 31 assists over his latest 46 game tenure with HamburgerTown. Over the same 46 games he is +5 which when compared to Ryan Shannon's +51 over the same stretch illustrates some of the criticisms mentioned. A lack of discipline has also plagued HamburgerTown this year as he has already put up 94 PIMS and 187 hits in the same stretch of time, The Hamburgler is seen as the ringleader of the 5 ring circus that is the goonery of HamburgerTown.
More to come in the future. Currently HamburgerTown sits at 20-9-1 which is good enough for 718th in the elite division but is certainly disappointing considering the potential shown last month.
Last edited by Uncle Eugene: 12-06-2010 at 08:55 AM.