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12-05-2010, 10:31 PM
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You could sign a Free Agent, ill take a 2way low cap hit.

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12-05-2010, 10:33 PM
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I already have Prime.

Why are you trying to trade me someone who is already on our team!?!??!?
...Maybe.

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12-05-2010, 10:35 PM
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You can't waive me, I have a NMC.

You are going to pay me those Cheetos.

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12-05-2010, 10:39 PM
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We are giving you what you want!

Change & Cheetos!

Will you not accept a move to Dackell?

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Just bury Yelnats Puc in the minors (aka McDonaldland)

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12-05-2010, 10:43 PM
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Change & Cheetos!

Will you not accept a move to Dackell?
**** no. We've been over this a thousand times, I would rather spend an eternity in the 7th level of Hell than play in the frozen wasteland of DACKELL.

I told you, I will only accept a trade to the Shark Tank Snipers.

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12-05-2010, 10:46 PM
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**** no. We've been over this a thousand times, I would rather spend an eternity in the 7th level of Hell than play in the frozen wasteland of DACKELL.

I told you, I will only accept a trade to the Shark Tank Snipers.

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12-05-2010, 10:50 PM
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You can't fire me, I have a contract, and you have to honour it!

I don't, but you do.

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12-05-2010, 11:46 PM
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Doug would interfere with our tank job, no deal.

I'm more concerned with turning him into a two-sport athlete.

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12-06-2010, 12:12 AM
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This was essentially the longest build up to the lamest punchline ever.

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12-06-2010, 06:03 AM
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This was essentially the longest build up to the lamest punchline ever.
**** you.

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12-06-2010, 07:26 AM
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On behalf of Team Dackell, we decline this proposed deal. As NHL 11 GM mode would say "This deal is too biased in your team's favour." Our team is not looking to add old, washed-up veterans.

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12-06-2010, 07:37 AM
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Bulletin: HamburgerTown suspends The Hamburgler Indefinitely for Insubordination

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**** you.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

McDonaldland- HamburgerTown suspended legendary defenseman The Hamburgler indefinitely WITHOUT pay following his tirade on a popular internet message board.

When asked for comment, GM and star RW Mayor McCheese simply kept repeating "STATS DON'T LIE" while pointing at The Hamburgler's lackluster performance over the past few weeks as he defiantly stood by his position. When pressed further about the validity of the suspension, McCheese simply kept asking "Are you an expert? I am a legend and you cannot talk to me in this manner!"

The Hamburgler was unable to be reached for comment.

The Hamburgler has 25 goals and 31 assists over his latest 46 game tenure with HamburgerTown. Over the same 46 games he is +5 which when compared to Ryan Shannon's +51 over the same stretch illustrates some of the criticisms mentioned. A lack of discipline has also plagued HamburgerTown this year as he has already put up 94 PIMS and 187 hits in the same stretch of time, The Hamburgler is seen as the ringleader of the 5 ring circus that is the goonery of HamburgerTown.

More to come in the future. Currently HamburgerTown sits at 20-9-1 which is good enough for 718th in the elite division but is certainly disappointing considering the potential shown last month.


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12-06-2010, 07:41 AM
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The Hamburgler has 25 goals and 31 assists over his latest 46 game tenure with HamburgerTown. Over the same 46 games he is +4...

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12-06-2010, 07:51 AM
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Stats. Don't. Lie.

Mayor McCheese 320 games 459-274-733 +267

The Hamburgler (Stats paced for 320 games) 173-215-388 +34


Ryan Shannon (Stats paced for 320 games) 491-305-796 +379


Marty McStraka (Stats paced for 320 games) 167-182-349 +45


STATS DON'T LIE.

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12-06-2010, 07:52 AM
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I'm a defenceman!

EDIT: LOLURBEINGPWNEDBYSHANNON

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12-06-2010, 07:54 AM
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I'm a defenceman!

EDIT: LOLURBEINGPWNEDBYSHANNON
+5. That is all.

P.S.

Hypothetically being pwned by Shannon.

I'm going to have to stop passing to him, keep his value down.

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12-06-2010, 07:57 AM
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+5. That is all.
I'm just a powerplay superstar, we all know that.

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I'm[...] being pwned by Shannon.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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12-06-2010, 08:03 AM
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40% of The Hamburgler's goals are scored on the PP.

57% of Marc-Andre Bergeron's.

67% of Andy Delmore's.


27% of Ryan Shannon's.

18% of Marty McStraka's.

14% of Mayor McCheese's.

STATS DON'T LIE.

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12-06-2010, 08:04 AM
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That's what I said. Jerkface.

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12-06-2010, 08:06 AM
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That's what I said. Jerkface.
So you are OK with comparisons to such elite defensemen as Andy Delmore and Marc-Andre Bergeron?

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12-06-2010, 08:06 AM
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Would you be interested in Cameronsmith01? A future stud on the blue-line with tons of potential.

Cam+ MuskieDawg (no clue who he is) + future considerations for Doug.

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12-06-2010, 08:09 AM
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Would you be interested in Cameronsmith01? A future stud on the blue-line with tons of potential.

Cam+ MuskieDawg (no clue who he is) + future considerations for Doug.
Done.

We just need Doug to waive his NMC and then we can move on.

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12-06-2010, 08:10 AM
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So you are OK with comparisons to such elite defensemen as Andy Delmore and Marc-Andre Bergeron?
If they scored over half a goal game and were ELITE defensively, than yes.

EDIT: You spelled Any Elmore wrong.

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Done.

We just need Doug to waive his NMC and then we can move on.

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I can't believe I missed this topic.

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