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11-21-2010, 04:06 PM
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Islanders Drinking Game

This was emailed to me by a friend, all credit goes to the original source.

Player/Coach category

* Drink if Rick DiPietro roams from the net to play the puck
* Finish your drink if a goal is scored due to DiPietro overplaying the puck
* Finish your drink if the Islanders, at any point, take the lead, it doesn’t happen often
* Drink for every point John Tavares scores
* Drink every time Bruno Gervais is on the ice for an opposing goal
* Finish your drink if Bruno Gervais gets a point, it doesn’t happen often
* Drink every time Roloson makes a save off his mask

Team Category

* Drink every time the Islanders don’t score on the powerplay
* Finish your drink for every 5 on 3 powerplay that the opposing team kills off
* Drink if the other team scores first
* Finish your drink if the Islanders score first, it doesn’t happen often
* Drink if a player breaks his stick
* Drink every time a player is the subject of a dirty hit
* Drink if no Islander player stands up for his teammate
* Finish your drink if someone actually does, it doesn’t happen often

Television Category

* Drink every time Butch Goring says “um”
* Drink every time Howie Rose says the word “carom”
* Finish your drink every time Howie Rose complains about one-piece sticks
* Drink every time Butch Goring makes a comment about how interference plays are not allowed anymore in hockey
* Drink every time Rob Carlin interviews a player from the opposing team in between periods, because you can only ask an Islander player “What went wrong out there?” so many times

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I have a simpler drinking game:

If the Islanders win: Drink yourself into oblivion like it was Mardi Gras because they overcame every odd and won a game.

If the Islanders lose: Drink yourself into oblivion like it was Mardi Gras because they are still an abysmal ****show.


Either way, when the puck drops start to drink yourself into oblivion because it's the only way to manage watching a complete game of this abysmal ****show.

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Some of this is pretty good. We should put some more work into it though.

"Finish your drink every time Rob Carlin says something negative about the team. Actually, finish two drinks."

"Drink every time an Islander player's shot misses the net. Drink twice if the shot is to the crest of the goaltender."


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Some of this is pretty good. We should put some more work into it though.

"Finish your drink every time Rob Carlin says something negative about the team. Actually, finish two drinks."

"Drink every time an Islander player's shot misses the net. Drink twice if the shot is to the crest of the goaltender."
Oh lord. Better crack a full beer for Trent Hunter's shifts.

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11-22-2010, 01:07 PM
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Oh lord. Better crack a full beer for Trent Hunter's shifts.
And Wisniewski on the PP

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I have a simpler drinking game:

If the Islanders win: Drink yourself into oblivion like it was Mardi Gras because they overcame every odd and won a game.

If the Islanders lose: Drink yourself into oblivion like it was Mardi Gras because they are still an abysmal ****show.


Either way, when the puck drops start to drink yourself into oblivion because it's the only way to manage watching a complete game of this abysmal ****show.
Sounds like my 82 Game season. Although, 3 games in 4 nights is tough on the liver. However, it's something that must be done.

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11-23-2010, 12:09 AM
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Can we edit the game, cause I have some ways to get u drunk fast:

-Drink every time Hunter shoots and misses the net
-Drink every time Butch mispronounces a players name
-Drink every time Butch praises the Islanders when they are losing
-Drink every time someone other than Moulson or Tavares scores
-Drink every time a period ends and the Islanders are losing

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Someone is going to get alcohol poisoning.....

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Drink every time you see more empty seats than actual people when a section flashes across the screen.

Drink when you see multiple jerseys of the road team clustered together in the crowd on TV.

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Drink when you see some moron in the crowd wearing an unrelated jersey (example thrashers vs Isles someone in the first row rockin a redwings jersey never understood that).

Drink everytime a beautful pass from Tavares goes unfinished.

Drink for everyone of the lame commercials fro Islander tickets.

Drink for the robot voice smoking commercials.

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Finish your drink if Hunter does anything other than a slapshot

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Drink when you see some moron in the crowd wearing an unrelated jersey (example thrashers vs Isles someone in the first row rockin a redwings jersey never understood that).

Drink everytime a beautful pass from Tavares goes unfinished.

Drink for everyone of the lame commercials fro Islander tickets.

Drink for the robot voice smoking commercials.
Does it count when a guy is wearing a Chicago Bears jersey?

- Drink every time Jon Sim is on the ice
- Drink every time Jon Sim is on the ice for an opposing goal
- Drink every time Jon Sim takes a dumb penalty
- Drink every time Jon Sim attempts to "trash talk" an opponent
- Finish your drink if Jon Sim does his patented "fake glove drop" and then shoot yourself in the head.

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