I dunno about the rest of you, but I'll sacrifice Roy and a million other Roy's to watch a Tiger dance in a tootoo to Tchaikovsky, and then feed Presbyterians to them. Nothing personal against Presbyterians but you've always got to have some random people with a funny name to diverge your people's hate on. If there is a Presbyterian offended by that, pretend I said Menonite. Or Pentacostal.
Or Stalinist Pyromaniac.
I guess he had that "eye of the tiger", right Apollo Creed?
I heard about the news story that the press ran, and I'd like to point out something about it (since no one else seems to have caught it).....
"An audience member at The Mirage hotel-casino said the tiger lunged at Horn, who tried to beat the tiger off with a microphone."
I'd just like to say that whatever Roy and the tiger do in their private time is between them, but I didn't appreciate the press saying what was italicized...because I do not go for that kind of talk. Given the seriousness of what happened I found that comment to be insulting. It's just another example of things the media tries to run past us as "innocent words" when they really know what they're trying to say.